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Craven Morehead 07-07-2009 06:16 PM

World's strongest vagina
 
World?s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos / MosNews.com

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A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
Seems a bit extreme to me. Leaves me with a visual image of a bowling ball dangling between her legs. :lol:

Punk.of.Ages 07-07-2009 06:19 PM

When I sit here and giggle at things like this, I realize how truly immature I am...

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I've been with girls who do vaginal exercises...

Trust me, it helps!:thumbsup:

Shaindra 07-07-2009 06:25 PM

Kegels rock. :thumbsup:

mixedmedia 07-07-2009 06:27 PM

To paraphrase Samantha from Sex and the City:
I'm doing mine right now.
:)

DaniGirl 07-07-2009 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2665245)
When I sit here and giggle at things like this, I realize how truly immature I am...

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I've been with girls who do vaginal exercises...

Trust me, it helps!:thumbsup:

:lol:

squeeeb 07-07-2009 06:30 PM

Russians are awesome!

Psycho Dad 07-07-2009 06:34 PM

It sounds dandy and everything...

But I have this image of a haggard looking old Russian woman in a flannel coat, house-dress and boots doing this whilst swigging vodka from the bottle.

Punk.of.Ages 07-07-2009 06:34 PM

I would just like to point out that I love the ladies around here...

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Originally Posted by squeeeb (Post 2665257)
Russians are awesome!

Yes, yes they are. Their accents slay me. They sound so dominating; like they could bend me in half and make me cry for my mommy...

That would be a good thing, by the way.

squeeeb 07-07-2009 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad (Post 2665258)
It sounds dandy and everything...

But I have this image of a haggard looking old Russian woman in a flannel coat, house-dress and boots doing this whilst swigging vodka from the bottle.

is it wrong that this image turns me on?

Halx 07-07-2009 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia (Post 2665251)
To paraphrase Samantha from Sex and the City:
I'm doing mine right now.
:)

I do mine during meetings at work.

Xerxys 07-07-2009 08:24 PM

^^ Ohh dear god, don't get me started on praying I don't have to stand up whilst in meetings!!

Sue 07-07-2009 08:34 PM

I'm giggling at "intimate muscles" :D

Hyacinthe 07-08-2009 05:46 AM

Actually we sell numerous toys designed to help improve kegel muscles - best one is from a company called Tantus (USA based I believe) they make something called feeldoe

http://www.adultshop.com.au/Controls...sku=1422570003

There are a few other versions referred to as the Cher or the Infinity.

So obviously the bulbous end is inserted into the vagina and then you can either use it as a strap on or holding it in place while you walk around the house ( I wouldn't do this in public) improves the strength and tenanciousness of the kegel muscles.

I don't have one simply because I think the other half would freak if he came out one morning and I had an erection poking through my robe. Thinking about it though.

We sell alot of these to couples who have just had kids - local doctors have started advising women to get them after a natural chilbirth to help with regaining the strength of vaginal muscles, they're even more popular then Tens machines now

MSD 07-08-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad (Post 2665258)
It sounds dandy and everything...

But I have this image of a haggard looking old Russian woman in a flannel coat, house-dress and boots doing this whilst swigging vodka from the bottle.

Wrong
http://www.intimfitness.com/index.php?page=1.php

Punk.of.Ages 07-08-2009 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MSD (Post 2665570)

Holy crap! She's freaking hot AND could squeeze the life out of my penis...

lostgirl 07-08-2009 03:34 PM

I've been doing Kegels for as long as I can remember. As others have said, I am doing them right now.

mixedmedia 07-08-2009 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Halx (Post 2665283)
I do mine during meetings at work.

I've no reason not to believe that men would benefit from kegels, too. :)

KellyC 07-08-2009 05:21 PM

My dick is afraid of such vaginas. They might break it...

vanblah 07-08-2009 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KellyC (Post 2665788)
My dick is afraid of such vaginas. They might break it...

Oh ... yes, they will and you'll be begging for more.

inBOIL 07-08-2009 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Hyacinthe (Post 2665424)
I don't have one simply because I think the other half would freak if he came out one morning and I had an erection poking through my robe. Thinking about it though.

:lol:
"Honey, I've been taking hormones for a while, and I think I've found a side effect."

Plan9 07-08-2009 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia (Post 2665738)
I've no reason not to believe that men would benefit from kegels, too. :)

I know. I can hit a pie plate at 7 yards.

curiousbear 07-09-2009 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Hyacinthe (Post 2665424)
I don't have one simply because I think the other half would freak if he came out one morning and I had an erection poking through my robe. Thinking about it though.

I dint understand why the other half is there?
just to be useful as a strap on too?

yournamehere 07-09-2009 09:25 AM

I worked at a bar once with a waitress who was going out with a guy she met - it was their first date. Some of the regulars were giving her a hard time, saying "What if he's a pencil-dick?"

Without even the slightest pause, she replied, "That's okay; I do exercises."
:thumbsup:

Craven Morehead 07-09-2009 09:56 AM

:lol:



http://www.intimfitness.com/image/raznye/PICT0024.jpg http://www.intimfitness.com/image/raznye/PICT0003.jpg

Allyallyally 07-09-2009 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by curiousbear (Post 2665928)
I dint understand why the other half is there?
just to be useful as a strap on too?

That's right. You can get a better, more natural rhythm going if there isn't a harness wrapped around your waist. Plus, it'll fit better, and you need to have pretty strong "vagina muscles" to keep that shit going if you're using it in the bedroom. :oogle:

Oh, and I do my kegels while in the office, or when I'm sitting in traffic/at a red light.

BCD 07-09-2009 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia (Post 2665738)
I've no reason not to believe that men would benefit from kegels, too. :)

You better believe it. Old GF could orgasm all night long with me doing nothing more than "flexing" while inside of her. While my wife takes a lot more work, she definitely likes it too. :)

DaniGirl 07-09-2009 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2665259)
I would just like to point out that I love the ladies around here...

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Oh how precious, I love you too. Don't tell Reggie. :love:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Xerxys 07-09-2009 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2665259)
I would just like to point out that I love the ladies around here...

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Dude, all things come in two's ....

>>LINK<<

curiousbear 07-10-2009 07:58 AM

is there a world's strongest penis? just curious

DaniGirl 07-10-2009 08:13 AM

So how long would I have to work out to take on this lady and have the strongest vagina? It could happen.:lol:

Psycho Dad 07-10-2009 08:17 AM

You know if this catches on, some guy somewhere is going to try this with his anus.

DaniGirl 07-10-2009 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad (Post 2666624)
You know if this catches on, some guy somewhere is going to try this with his anus.

:lol: That would be funny to watch.

Psycho Dad 07-10-2009 09:02 AM

You may think now it funny to watch. But men have a way of escalating these things. Would you want to see someone get injured in an anus tu-o'-war?

mixedmedia 07-10-2009 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BCD (Post 2666302)
You better believe it. Old GF could orgasm all night long with me doing nothing more than "flexing" while inside of her. While my wife takes a lot more work, she definitely likes it too. :)

Rock and roll. :)

Punk.of.Ages 07-10-2009 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by curiousbear (Post 2666617)
is there a world's strongest penis? just curious

http://www.kungfurock.com/images/penis1.jpg

hunnychile 07-10-2009 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Halx (Post 2665283)
I do mine during meetings at work.

Me Too! And I've found that it makes self pleasuring easier and far more intense! Love those kegels....SO worth the easy effort!! It's my guilty pleasure when I'm smiling during any company meetings...! :thumbsup:

cellophanedeity 07-10-2009 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hyacinthe (Post 2665424)
Actually we sell numerous toys designed to help improve kegel muscles - best one is from a company called Tantus (USA based I believe) they make something called feeldoe

I have one! It's just a little bit unwieldy to use as a strap-on, but it's fun to wear for myself.

I've taught myself to orgasm through Kegels, so yeah, all the time.


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