handyman: i'm a little dense at times... was that an attempt at sarcasm, or were you serious there?

to what are you referring?

I'm in. I have been mainly coming here for the titty board. This will be a good time to explore the rest of the place.

Well according to Marilyn Manson you only become a homosexual while masterbating if you get jizz on yourself! :D

Oh alright I'll try it, but it's gonna be tough without my daily titty board fix. I'm single right now so I hope I meet a honey soon.

Starting today July 13th I am wank free.

Count me in!


Has anyone had to restart the cout yet?

I have deleted all porn in accordance with the scheme!

Almost everyone, I think. :D Charlatan seems on the fucking ball, actually, but I've restarted twice since the second. It's easy on days like today.

I have not restarted despite my close call earlier!

A word of advice...

I just read an article about sex and wanking and the conclusion there was that men should have sex/masturbate at the minimum of once a week to keep up the good health and performace. They actually used the word 'practice' and there were several adverse effects of not practicing. Namely, decreased libido and ability to perform at the later age, after you get 27 or something...

The article didn't tell anything about women...

So boys, try to wank at least once a week if you don't have a gf/bf/so to have sex with. Otherwise, you regret it later :)

Natures " pay plan" for responsible procreation is pleasure with your mate. Without the committment, pleasure in union is borrowing" money" that probably wont get paid back with family creation. Wanking is basically just treading water until an appropriate mate decides to join you and co-sign.

I have stopped as of the 13th. So far going good through the 14th.

Charles

you guys are fuckin nuts!!! *backs away slowly, then turns and runs*

well.... the streak is over. i have succumbed to that which i cannot control. back to day one.

Mael,

As promised, I did ask. Predictably, the answer was just a long laugh. So... there ya go.

on topic:
day 5 of the wank-fest went off w/o a hitch before work. WOO! I hope the rest of you are uptight and cranky, ya damned weirdos.

;)

Dude dont sabotage the scheme!

We should make it an olympic event hahah

Best of Luck, and I will not be joining you

I'm in, hope I'll make it.

I will give it a shot, absolutely no confidence though. I usually only score on the weekend (married), so Mon-Fri is very tough!
I remember lasting about a month when I was 16 and got my 1st real gf that put out.
I just figured if you were getting laid you weren't supposed to wank...later I learned that was incorrect.

i runs with bigjayz

yall are in sane specially the single ones

I'll give it a shot.

Good luck! My gf is out of town, just now. I figure I'd be lucky to get through 24 hours without wanking.

The catholics are eating your souls!

No way, dude. Not in my partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP. 5 days and counting, but I was in a rush this morning, so I didn't have time before work. Ooh! Maybe AT work! Whatta rush! hahaha

i have not done it since july 5.

I've done that before...

I worked at a photoshop and we would get nudie pics all the time. So one day I got a roll of some semi decent shit....I guess I was just horny, but anyways...I just laid out all the pics and wanked away. While the store was open...and I was the only one working...I think people could sense the masturbation so they didn't come into the store.

And Halx..don't you work at some half nekkid website or something like that? Im sure everyone there has at least once if so.

Well.. I mean I did it when I used to work an office job :o

i make it a point to try to do it at every job i have. only place i wish i had but didn't was a driving range (golf), i would have loved to have done it 300 yards out on the tractor. that woulda been great.

Amen brutha!

We just like a challenge, thats all. But now after a few days its getting pretty bad.. my dreams are getting more interesting tho.. hahah

My partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP has a new bumper sticker:

http://www.tomorrowideation.com/geto...MOMLIEDbig.jpg

Say - if my girlfriend ummm did it for me at lunch, does that count? No, didn't think so. Hafta make sure I get that done before I fall asleep tonight. Wouldn't wanna break the streak, now...

I'd buy that if it were a real bumper sticker. Something tells me though that I'd have a hard time trying to explain it to my kids. :p

here is the deal.. you build up a "full load" by.. going at it till you are about to explode and stop.. start again slowly .. and go at it till you get there again and stop.. do this for about 15 min.. then go all teh way.. dont stop pumping.. (solo or with a lady) er.. this is for a guy.. dont know if it will work for a girl..

my wife and i do this.. i could put holes in the wall sometimes.. just helping..

i loose.

So you're saying I should masturbate on sundays to keep everything working right?

I call.
bumper sticker
(everything in the store is pretty damned funny, really)


You have to post a picture of you at least holding the sticker, if not actually on your car.

;)

I can't say that I'll participate, but you will all have my support in your...experiment.

wank free since... aw crap- reset the meter.

its that titty board that you gotta look out for. It has already foiled my plans...

There was no way i was going to attempt this, but after getting caught the third time in 4 days by the better half, i owe it to myself to redirect my energies back to where they should be...

Date: 16/7/03
Time: 9:24pm

This'll be tough...