hermpes

Would you? What would you do with yourself?

Personally, I would totally dig being a woman for a day. It seems to me like women have a few more options when it comes to self pleasure. I've always wondered if female orgasm is any different than that of a male. Just a thought.

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Sue

I've wondered about how that stuff felt too, but I don't think I'd switch, even for a day.

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Teufel Hunden

Heck yes i would. I'd be down on the docks waiting for the fleet to come in.

snowy

Yes.

My human sexuality professor asked this question in her class, and asked what was the first thing students would do if they were the opposite sex. Overwhelmingly, male students replied that they would masturbate immediately, while women typically said they would pee outside.

I'd probably pee then squeeze one off.

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Tully Mars

Thanks but no. I'm pretty happy the way I am and realize it took a long time to get here. I don't think I day would do much.

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robot_parade

Heck yeah, I'd do it. And yeah, masturbation would probably be high on the list. ;-)

Would you have hetero (for your new you) intercourse during the switch?

Personally, I'm not sure. I guess it would depend on how I felt about it, as a chick.

levite

Oh, hell yeah! I'd start the day off with a rousing masturbation session, then go find a few guys for a gangbang, shower off, and finish out the day by hitting the lesbian clubs and finding some hot chicks for a sweaty group scene!



But perhaps I've said too much....

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ngdawg

Nah...I like the toys I got now.

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snowy

Oh hell yeah I would! How could I not?

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Terrell

I think I'd rather stay a guy, but then again, I could always try and find the local lesbian club. If it's only for a day, I would hope it wasn't that time of the month, or the lady in question didn't have a bun in the oven. My first reaction would probably be similiar to Ellen Barkin's in Switch.

I do wonder what the ladies in snowy's class would say about waking up with morning wood and a full bladder.

Xerxys

There has to be a catch, there always has to be, every man wants to know what it's like to be a woman, every man DOES NOT want to be a woman!!

It'll either happen on a rainy day, with a "bun in the oven", or just when you discover you've got these great boobs you could play with, wind up not being "in the mood"!!!!

But I would still say yes. Definitely want to know what it's like to be a woman for a day.

inBOIL

Yes, but why only a day? It seems like a week would give a more complete experience; the good and the bad, without being too long.

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ItWasMe

Sure!

I'd take all my dress shirts to the dry cleaners. For some reason, many want to charge more if it belongs to a woman.

Open ALL the jars in my cupboards without having to ask for help!!

Rearrange all of the furniture in my house all by myself.

Pee outside.

Masturbate just to see how far I can shoot.

See if blue balls really do exist.

Shave my face.

SKIP shaving my legs!!

See how low I can sing.

Scratch my balls in front of my mother-in-law just because I could.

Shave my balls, knowing that if I accidentally mutilate them, they won't be there tomorrow anyway.

See if it's really that hard to pick up a chick.

Belch and fart in public without feeling shame.

Flex my muscles and admire them in the mirror.

I can't think of anything else at the moment.

Be a sweetheart, then be a complete ass. See how many women actually do go for jerks/nice guys.


Nah, I think I'd take the day off. Besides, I think women are harder to please.

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777

Neil Gaiman wrote a story where a doctor who was trying to cure cancer instead discovered how to change one's sex with a pill (which also cured the cancer). It's recommending reading for the OP

Besides exploring under the skirt, I'd dress sluty and take advantage of all the free drinks and dinners and gifts from guys trying to get me in the sack (assuming I changed into a major hottie). But only for a few hours, not the whole day

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Terrell

Get car insurance, they charge women less than men all things being equal.

SabrinaFair

Oh yeah, I'd definitely give it a whirl if it was only for a day. I love being a woman, but I'd love to try being a dude for a day. I'm not sure what all I'd do with my dfay, but I'd definitely pee standing up, rub one out, and don a three piece suit for a night on the town.

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Lucifer

I think Steve Martin said it best in 'L.A. Story', "If I was a woman, I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day!"

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Charlatan

This is just what I was about to say.

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Acetylene

I have always wanted to swap genders for a day and have sex with my husband (then wife??). I think it would be invaluably educational to see things from the "other end of the stick" so to speak. Not to mention incredibly hot.

Aside from that I think I would spend most of my time worrying about getting my new penis caught in the zipper of my pants. This is something I've always been amazed doesn't happen more often. And I would shower in 7 minutes flat.

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Cynosure

Believe me, peeing outside is highly over-rated.

Telluride

I would want to do it for two days: One day as a woman who was basically the epitome of attractiveness and one as a woman who was considered hideously ugly, just to see how different the experiences would be.

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braisler

As a guy I'd be in for a day or a week as a woman. If we are going to assume that our partners would be making the reciprocal switch with us, then I think it would be a blast to see what sex is like from the other side. Penetrated vs. penetrating, etc.

World's King

I know for a fact that if I did... My girlfriend would still fuck me.

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highthief

Only if I could be a really hot lesbian.

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Lucifer

You don't need to switch genders for that to happen:

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murp0434

hrm I'm not quite sure that's what they had in mind....


...nonetheless i think "the switch" would be very cool, and I'd be into trying any of the aforementioned experiments - though I'd be willing to bet it's a lot less exciting than we men think

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wing870

It would be a real true test of hormone therapy.... Yes sign me up,, shave my legs , wine me, dine me, may never go back

Milnoc

With my luck, the one day I turn into a woman will also be the day I'll be on my period.

snowy

Well, I pee outside without compunction, but because I'm not able to do it standing up, I have to be more careful about where I choose to pee. Crouching in a patch of poison oak is not a good time (I don't know from experience, but I've heard horror stories from other women). Men, by contrast, can just whip it out wherever and take a leak. That's kind of convenient.

But one of the coolest pees I've ever taken was outside in cold snow with skis on. Refreshing.

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fro2020

yes, yes, and yes

i'd hop on an offer like that in a heartbeat - and no way i'd sleep during those 24 hours - although i'm pretty sure a bed would be used to the point of breaking

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Cynosure

"Brrr! That's brisk, baby!"

Anyway.... To answer the OP's question: Yes, I would switch genders for a day. Heck, I'd do it for a week, or even a month. Hell, maybe even for a year. (What's one year out of a lifetime of, say, 70 years?) I would want enough time to get the full experience. (I'm definite I'd want to go back to being male, though. I really like being male. And I really love women.)

This reminds me of a short sci-fi story, "Options", written by John Varley. (Never heard of him? Well, I think most of you TFP'ers would really dig reading his "mind expanding" science fiction.) In the story, a liberal mother of two in the far future undergoes a sex change, just to see what it's like. (In the far future, it's a quick and painless operation, and it's just as easily reversible.) Her children adapt fairly well to her change into a man's body, but her conservative husband does not. At night, they lie side-by-side in bed, and the wife wants the husband to hold her (him), and for them to even make love, but the husband simply can't bring himself to even touch her (him). It's a very interesting story, albeit a little sad.

BTW: You can read some of the best of Varley's short science-fiction in this collection...

curiousbear

If I am a girl for a day I will sleep with a girl - thoroughly...

If it is an year, I will try to conceive and give birth a baby

Strange Famous

to be honest I dont think I'd fancy it.

It'd be interesting I suppose though, to see how different people react - and to see if I would feel less aggressive and so on.

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kramus

I originally was going to state I had zero interest. Then I began to think about the perceived differences in thinking and feeling between men and women.

It would be interesting to experience and consider with the differently evolved female body pushing signals and chemicals and feedback into my mind/brain/body hook-up.

I would read my old emails to my Lady, and hers to me. I would look over my library and maybe pull a couple of books down to browse through. Go through my artwork, sketchbooks and notebooks looking for another side to consider. Rent a chick-flick and see if I tear up in the same places that get me as a guy (yes, I tear up in chick flicks). Take copious notes.

And I would see if my Lady was willing to walk on the wild side with me. Do the deed, and maybe take pictures/video of our girl-on-girl. That would be hot, and hot to discuss even if she was just being a good sport for me Of course, I would probably be a bulky, middle-aged babe with a fat, slack belly and ragged eyebrows. The video and photos might have to wait until I switch back

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dd3953

that's pretty much what i would do.
then i would see how good my game was.

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settie

I would accept an offer to switch places with my boyfriend, but probably not with some random male.
I'd love to see what it's like to be as tall as he is! I'm just 5'2", he's something around 6'5"!
There's so many things I'd like to see from his perspective. Though we have the same perspective on a lot of things.
That would be a interesting day. buhaha

Shaindra

Hell yeah! But only if I had a willing sexual partner for the entire day.

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little_tippler

well I'd do it only to know how men's thought process works, and to see what a male orgasm feels like. I've always wanted to know. Otherwise, I like being a woman very much.

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We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
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Sherk

Hell yes. I've always wondered what it's like to be able to masturbate, orgasm, and keep going. As a guy, this is getting harder and harder to do - and even when I was a bit younger I could only do it 2-3 times in a row anyways. Girls, it seems like can just go, and go... and go.

BogeyDope

Switch Genders or switch Sex? There is a difference, you know.

That being said, yes, I would like to switch over to a womans body. I can't imagine what sex feels like for a woman, let alone an orgasm. I can't imagine what it is like to have a period, or give birth. Regardless of the fact that it is only for a day, there are some things in life that are [at this point] unattainable.

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