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Redlemon · 11-20-2007, 07:20 AM

I would have bumped my old thread, but I can't find the damned thing anywhere. So, once again, it is time for The Thanksgiving Challenge.

Thanksgiving can be a draining day. You are stuffed full of food, and surrounded by relatives who may be getting on your nerves. Sex is generally the last thing on your mind. And the bed is covered in coats anyway.

But we can make a difference.

On Thanksgiving, you are challenged to have sex in one way or another. If your sweetheart is at another house, grab some phone sex. If you don't have a sweetheart, masturbate. But, in some way, raise those levels of sexual energy.

Who's with me on this?

The_Jazz · 11-20-2007, 07:27 AM

Redlemon, I couldn't find your old thread either. Strange considering I searched both your and my posting history (I remember posting in that thread back when I could fake "cool").

Regardless, I'm headed to my brother- and sister-in-law's house in the suburbs with my mother- and father-in-law (who's due to get out of the hospital today after being there for 2 weeks) with my 8-month pregnant wife and our toddler.

I'm thinking survival this year, not sex. Given the circumstances, I doubt masturbation's an option on Thursday, although I might manage it sometime the rest of the long weekend.

Good luck to all who manage this endevour. Unfortunately I'm on the sidelines this year.

Glory's Sun · 11-20-2007, 07:34 AM

consider it done. I have a few places to go on the holiday weekend so we'll just make sure we check each one off as we go.

kurty[B] · 11-20-2007, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Regardless, I'm headed to my brother- and sister-in-law's house in the suburbs with my mother- and father-in-law (who's due to get out of the hospital today after being there for 2 weeks) with my 8-month pregnant wife and our toddler.

I didn't know you're expecting another? Congratulations!

Redlemon, consider it done. It will be early in the morning that day, and I won't get any the rest of the weekend, but that makes it even more fun when I do get back.

tooth · 11-20-2007, 12:26 PM

Does knocking one off in the morning count? Or does it have to be post-feast?

Redlemon · 11-20-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tooth

Does knocking one off in the morning count? Or does it have to be post-feast?

Post- (or mid-!) feast would be preferable. But, an early-morning orgasm puts a nice shade of color on the rest of your day, so yes, that would count as well.

tooth · 11-20-2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

Post- (or mid-!) feast would be preferable. But, an early-morning orgasm puts a nice shade of color on the rest of your day, so yes, that would count as well.

Well, it's pretty much a done deal then. Kids are staying the night at Grandma's on Wednesday. So, we've got the house to ourselves Thursday morning.

Jenna · 11-20-2007, 05:23 PM

I have accepted your challenge. And we'll be with different familes too...

Miss Mango · 11-20-2007, 09:01 PM

Hmmm...Ill try!

If not w/an actual partner I always have my rabbit!

At least its a good way to work out those tryptophans...

snowy · 11-20-2007, 09:49 PM

We're in.

Gotta remember to pack condoms!

Plan9 · 11-20-2007, 10:20 PM

HOOAH, SERGEANT! AIRBORNE!

Yes, my hand will be tighter than the Pope's handshake with the almighty.

...

Man, I'm lonely.

Shaindra · 11-21-2007, 07:06 AM

I'll be making one of Boston's Finest one of Boston's Happiest Thanksgiving night.

Psycho Dad · 11-21-2007, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

If you don't have a sweetheart, masturbate.

Would having a sweetheart yet settling for masturbation earn at least half credit?

Redlemon · 11-21-2007, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad

Would having a sweetheart yet settling for masturbation earn at least half credit?

Yes. Better if your sweetheart gets some as well, but do what you can.

Also, for you non-US TFPers, feel free to eat a turkey sandwich or something if you want to play along.

ruggerp11 · 11-21-2007, 08:54 AM

Most likey will not happen even over the phone. I'm saving up until I see my new girl on the 29th. Then...on like donkey kong!

Dano069 · 11-21-2007, 11:01 AM

Way too easy! Sex in the morning, before traveling to grandma's house and then sex at night. Oh yes, it WILL be done.

Psycho Dad · 11-21-2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

Better if your sweetheart gets some as well, but do what you can.

I'll giver her every opportunity to play along, but a fall-back plan is good to have.

Plan9 · 11-21-2007, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad

I'll giver her every opportunity to play along, but a fall-back plan is good to have.

Hahah, sounds like a football strategy or something.

Psycho Dad · 11-21-2007, 01:06 PM

I'm nothing if not prepared.

Ratman · 11-21-2007, 05:55 PM

I'm an ex-pat in Asia and it's already Thanksgiving here. Proud to say it seems we're the first to actually contribute to the cause!

Sultana · 11-21-2007, 10:38 PM

If morning goodness counts, then count me IN!

Charlatan · 11-21-2007, 11:16 PM

I am Canadian but I am going to see if I can do my bit to add to the count even if I can't share in the whole wrongness of Thanksgiving in November. :P

World's King · 11-21-2007, 11:33 PM

It's been Thanksgiving for about a half an hour now...

I just jerked off.

Psycho Dad · 11-22-2007, 06:24 AM

You jerked off for half an hour? Man you are tough or your dick is sore.

Plan9 · 11-22-2007, 09:32 AM

Three times this morning.

LoganSnake · 11-22-2007, 09:50 PM

Challenge passed shortly after family dinner.

Plan9 · 11-22-2007, 09:57 PM

Uh... where the hell are all the stuffing jokes?

Psycho Dad · 11-23-2007, 05:49 AM

With under an hour to go in the day, I was able to get full credit.

digme · 11-23-2007, 07:47 AM

I made it this year! Woo!!

Xazy · 11-23-2007, 08:37 AM

Didn't know about the challenge, and didn't need a formal challenge to pass...

eribrav · 11-23-2007, 08:44 AM

Ringing that bell!

BigBaldRon · 11-23-2007, 11:30 AM

Gave and received oral after dinner last night.

cadre · 11-24-2007, 07:04 AM

Yeah, I definitely lost.

Redlemon · 11-26-2007, 07:56 AM

Good work everyone. I'm pretty proud of my success - after dinner, before dessert. We host Thanksgiving at our house, and half the clan was in the basement watching football, the rest taking a hike in the woods, so I took my wife to the master bathroom and bent her over the sink.

Dano069 · 11-26-2007, 10:12 AM

Okay, only got one session in, pre turkey dinner, but it was a good one!

Redlemon · 11-22-2009, 07:59 AM

Bouncing the thread for the new year, and the older thread that we couldn't find was here, for the curious.

snowy · 11-22-2009, 08:40 AM

Well, shit. We'll see if we're able to participate this year or not. It depends on whether or not my monthly arrives early or late in the week. Otherwise, he may just have to settle for a Turkey Day BJ. Does that count?

Daniel_ · 11-22-2009, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by snowy

Well, shit. We'll see if we're able to participate this year or not. It depends on whether or not my monthly arrives early or late in the week. Otherwise, he may just have to settle for a Turkey Day BJ. Does that count?

I'm sure he'll try to hide his disappointment.

KellyC · 11-25-2009, 12:10 AM

I shall give this a try. Though I don't think she's down for it...metaphorically and literally.

Lady Bear Cub · 11-25-2009, 04:53 AM

LOL We will be home with no guests. So it's not a challenge.

11-20-2007, 07:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The Thanksgiving Challenge I would have bumped my old thread, but I can't find the damned thing anywhere. So, once again, it is time for The Thanksgiving Challenge. Thanksgiving can be a draining day. You are stuffed full of food, and surrounded by relatives who may be getting on your nerves. Sex is generally the last thing on your mind. And the bed is covered in coats anyway. But we can make a difference. On Thanksgiving, you are challenged to have sex in one way or another. If your sweetheart is at another house, grab some phone sex. If you don't have a sweetheart, masturbate. But, in some way, raise those levels of sexual energy. Who's with me on this? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

11-20-2007, 07:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Redlemon, I couldn't find your old thread either. Strange considering I searched both your and my posting history (I remember posting in that thread back when I could fake "cool"). Regardless, I'm headed to my brother- and sister-in-law's house in the suburbs with my mother- and father-in-law (who's due to get out of the hospital today after being there for 2 weeks) with my 8-month pregnant wife and our toddler. I'm thinking survival this year, not sex. Given the circumstances, I doubt masturbation's an option on Thursday, although I might manage it sometime the rest of the long weekend. Good luck to all who manage this endevour. Unfortunately I'm on the sidelines this year. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

11-20-2007, 09:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	We're in. Gotta remember to pack condoms! __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

11-20-2007, 10:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	HOOAH, SERGEANT! AIRBORNE! Yes, my hand will be tighter than the Pope's handshake with the almighty. ... Man, I'm lonely. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-21-2007, 08:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	Most likey will not happen even over the phone. I'm saving up until I see my new girl on the 29th. Then...on like donkey kong! __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

11-20-2007, 07:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	consider it done. I have a few places to go on the holiday weekend so we'll just make sure we check each one off as we go.

11-20-2007, 12:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
tooth Addict	Does knocking one off in the morning count? Or does it have to be post-feast?

11-20-2007, 05:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jenna Psycho Location: Wisconsin	I have accepted your challenge. And we'll be with different familes too...

11-20-2007, 09:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
Miss Mango Psycho	Hmmm...Ill try! If not w/an actual partner I always have my rabbit! At least its a good way to work out those tryptophans...

11-21-2007, 07:06 AM	#12 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	I'll be making one of Boston's Finest one of Boston's Happiest Thanksgiving night.

11-21-2007, 11:01 AM	#16 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	Way too easy! Sex in the morning, before traveling to grandma's house and then sex at night. Oh yes, it WILL be done. __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

11-21-2007, 01:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I'm nothing if not prepared. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

11-21-2007, 05:55 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ratman Addict Location: Somewhere... Across the sea...	I'm an ex-pat in Asia and it's already Thanksgiving here. Proud to say it seems we're the first to actually contribute to the cause! __________________ The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference. "God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

11-21-2007, 10:38 PM	#21 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	If morning goodness counts, then count me IN! __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.

11-21-2007, 11:16 PM	#22 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I am Canadian but I am going to see if I can do my bit to add to the count even if I can't share in the whole wrongness of Thanksgiving in November. :P __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-21-2007, 11:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	It's been Thanksgiving for about a half an hour now... I just jerked off. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

11-22-2007, 06:24 AM	#24 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	You jerked off for half an hour? Man you are tough or your dick is sore. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

11-22-2007, 09:32 AM	#25 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Three times this morning. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-22-2007, 09:50 PM	#26 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Challenge passed shortly after family dinner. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

11-22-2007, 09:57 PM	#27 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Uh... where the hell are all the stuffing jokes? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-23-2007, 05:49 AM	#28 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	With under an hour to go in the day, I was able to get full credit. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

11-23-2007, 07:47 AM	#29 (permalink)
digme Crazy Location: madison, wi	I made it this year! Woo!!

11-23-2007, 08:37 AM	#30 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	Didn't know about the challenge, and didn't need a formal challenge to pass...

11-23-2007, 08:44 AM	#31 (permalink)
eribrav Junkie Location: upstate NY	Ringing that bell!

11-23-2007, 11:30 AM	#32 (permalink)
BigBaldRon Tilted Location: St Louis	Gave and received oral after dinner last night.

11-24-2007, 07:04 AM	#33 (permalink)
cadre The Worst Influence Location: Arizona	Yeah, I definitely lost. __________________ My life is one of those 'you had to be there' jokes.

11-26-2007, 07:56 AM	#34 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Good work everyone. I'm pretty proud of my success - after dinner, before dessert. We host Thanksgiving at our house, and half the clan was in the basement watching football, the rest taking a hike in the woods, so I took my wife to the master bathroom and bent her over the sink. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

11-26-2007, 10:12 AM	#35 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	Okay, only got one session in, pre turkey dinner, but it was a good one! __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

11-22-2009, 07:59 AM	#36 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Bouncing the thread for the new year, and the older thread that we couldn't find was here, for the curious. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

11-22-2009, 08:40 AM	#37 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Well, shit. We'll see if we're able to participate this year or not. It depends on whether or not my monthly arrives early or late in the week. Otherwise, he may just have to settle for a Turkey Day BJ. Does that count? __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

11-25-2009, 12:10 AM	#39 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	I shall give this a try. Though I don't think she's down for it...metaphorically and literally. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

11-25-2009, 04:53 AM	#40 (permalink)
Lady Bear Cub Crazy Location: north carolina	LOL We will be home with no guests. So it's not a challenge. __________________ "I give myself very good advice, But I very seldom follow it, Will I ever learn to do the things I should?"