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liquid_dreams · 04-21-2003, 12:49 PM

ok guys heres your chance to prove your self and share your sucess on picking up chicks.

davidc209 · 04-21-2003, 01:01 PM

Different chicks, different methods. Also depends what you're looking for (long term girlfriend vs. meeting as many women as possible). I met one of my favorite current girls on a popular strip downtown on my motorcycle, also known as poser lane...

She was checking out my ducati, said she's never been on one. I took her for a ride, brought her back to her friends 1 hour later and that's when she told her friends she was going to spend the rest of the evening with me.

Pickup lines suck. Be witty, be funny, entertain her and her friends and just be somebody who she could see herself with. Also, invest in some nice shoes... for some reason, girls look at a guy's shoes.

PorscheBunny · 04-21-2003, 02:32 PM

1) Go to a park on a nice day with a puppy or a handsome dog.

2) Go grocery shopping with a baby (friend's or relative's, and with their knowledge).

Either of these with get you lots of feminine attention, and several phone numbers if you'll just be yourself and don't do anything stupid. This works for every hetero man I know, and works on almost every hetero woman I know.

If you're into "alternative" (like me), I don't have any good answers for you (or myself).

gov135 · 04-21-2003, 02:54 PM

1. Eliminate the word "chicks" from your vocabulary. Seriously, thats not good.

2. Learn how to cook a half dozen meals well.

3. When talking to someone you are interested in, work a nice meal into the conversation. It is easier than you think. She's blabbing about how much work sucks, you give her something like, "i know how you feel, when i feel that way i go home and cook a nice... and relax in the... "

4. If she is interested and talking to you ACTUALLY listen. Not just hear, listen. Women can tell the difference.

5. And drop the chicks thing. Very bad.

Mango · 04-21-2003, 02:58 PM

I piced up 75 of them last week. In 7 weeks I'll chop off thier heads, remove thier feathers, gut them and put them in the freezer.

liquid_dreams · 04-21-2003, 03:06 PM

mango that dose not help

Minus000 · 04-21-2003, 03:37 PM

Best way to pick up chicks? Not getting advice on the internet.

Johnny Rotten · 04-21-2003, 05:21 PM

I use my arms. Gets 'em every time.

zfleebin · 04-21-2003, 05:30 PM

Be polite, sincere, and maintain eye contact. It also helps if you dont jump right into compliments

kingal · 04-21-2003, 06:36 PM

I like grasping their hair firmly with my left hand. I grab their ass with my right. Then I lift.

If I get resistance to my preferred method, I use the "both hands around the waist" technique.

ForgottenKnight · 04-21-2003, 08:30 PM

Hair in left hand, club in right.

j/k

PorscheBunny · 04-21-2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minus000
Best way to pick up chicks? Not getting advice on the internet.

That too.

mokle · 04-21-2003, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquid_dreams
mango that dose not help

Neither does your bad spelling. Lighten up.

Locobot · 04-21-2003, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by m0k13
Neither does your bad spelling. Lighten up.

Ha! This from the guy who's "100% Candian."

the best way to pick up chicks?
stock up on ruffies? No!
Leave the house occasionally? Yes!
guilting women into it? No!
frequenting locales of comiseration (bars)? Yes!
begging? No!

You're going to be much more successful meeting women in a group, place, institution if you're not there only to meet women. Sure if you're looking for something short-term go the bar/nightclub route. If you want something more real and much hotter in the long run try school, work, church, clubs, societies, etc. Meet there then take her out to the pubs, rock show, theater, whatever. Be friendly, nice, self-mocking (no pity though), and complimentary (do not smother).

mokle · 04-21-2003, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Locobot
Ha! This from the guy who's "100% Candian."

I'm a Candy race, so either Candese, or Candian. You're choice.

Golux · 04-22-2003, 02:55 AM

I'm not sure on this one, and I would like other peoples opinion on this method. (Keep in mind that I only use this method at the club that I go to, which happens to be a goth club here in town)

It's all about eye contact, if you can catch the eyes of a woman and look, not stare, but look at her for just long enough to let her know that it wasn't just a chance, then calmly (sometimes with a nod) looking away will tell you if you have any chance at all. If you can actually maintain the eye contact for about 2 or 3 seconds and they look back, then you're probably worthy of talking to her, and approaching her later will probably be rewarded.

The goth scene is a bit more standoffish than others, so I'm not sure how this translates to other cliques.

Let me know what you think.

RWE · 04-22-2003, 02:57 AM

I don't think I'd want to be with any girl who would fall for pickup lines. Maybe i've just heard bad pickup lines though...

I find just talking to a woman by saying hi and introducing yourself (usually i start out with something I could talk about with her and catch her name later with "I didn't catch you're name, i'm <name here>" ).

zaiaz · 04-22-2003, 06:01 AM

Hey the staring in her eyes method works for me.

gov135 · 04-22-2003, 08:54 AM

For what its worth, heres a "professional" guide on the subject. Its part of my new post in links post. You can tell me how great I am there if this helps any.

Notice, nowhere does it use the word "chicks"

http://lover:fucker@www.22secrets.com/members/

gibber71 · 04-22-2003, 10:42 AM

Be positive,energetic,polite and be yourself. Rejection only stings more if your a poser or wannabe.And remember,woman like devisive guys who will take charge,not fence sitter's or mamby pamby's

i8one2 · 04-22-2003, 01:33 PM

at a farm, if you ask the farmer, they might even be free, it don't get greedy. May sure though, you get the yellow one, they've been feed well.

opentocomments · 04-22-2003, 03:02 PM

With the knees dont want to hurt your back.

Mango · 04-22-2003, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquid_dreams
mango that dose not help

How 'bout

One finger in the pussy and your thumb up thier ass then pick 'em up like a sixpack.

MSD · 04-22-2003, 06:26 PM

What Golux said tends to work for a lot of people, but to make sure they know you're interested, give them a quick smile so they know you're looking at them, and they know you're interested.

madsenj37 · 04-23-2003, 12:56 AM

Most people meet their spouses at either work or school related activities. So if your not a student, then my advice is to get a job where lots of people (read women) are present.

bigoldalphamale · 04-24-2003, 10:20 AM

dont pick up chicks man! if you're at a bar, drink a beer, hang with your friends, watch some sports if a tv is available, and let the bitch come to you. dont be that fucking annoying guy standing around scoping every chick that comes into the bar/club. i'd like to beat the shit out of everyone of those desperate retards.

h.s.skip · 04-25-2003, 12:14 AM

Oh, this is easy! A few simple things go a long way..

1. Be good-looking
2. Dance well.
3. Be very good friends with a few girls that you're not interested in.

Antagony · 04-25-2003, 12:17 AM

The chicks that CAN be "picked up" aren't worth picking up.

christophagust · 04-25-2003, 12:20 AM

Hmm.. considering I haven't had a real relationship in 4 years I won't even touch this one. Though I did turn one down 3 years ago with a nice girl, but man was i drunk and really stupid at the time. Plain and simple have fun and talk to them. I agree that pick up lines are pretty shitty. Doing things where you meet girls you don't know is a sure fire way to boost your odds. My buddies did use my advice of drink a little and go out and have fun. It is pretty hard to pick up girls when you're inside programming all day and recompiling your kernel all night, which seems to be the norm at my college.

Antagony · 04-25-2003, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by christophagust
Hmm.. considering I haven't had a real relationship in 4 years I won't even touch this one. Though I did turn one down 3 years ago with a nice girl, but man was i drunk and really stupid at the time. Plain and simple have fun and talk to them. I agree that pick up lines are pretty shitty. Doing things where you meet girls you don't know is a sure fire way to boost your odds. My buddies did use my advice of drink a little and go out and have fun. It is pretty hard to pick up girls when you're inside programming all day and recompiling your kernel all night, which seems to be the norm at my college.

cd /usr/ports/misc/life && make install

Slims · 04-25-2003, 04:08 PM

I prefer the firemans carry

Double D · 04-25-2003, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gov135
1. Eliminate the word "chicks" from your vocabulary. Seriously, thats not good.

5. And drop the chicks thing. Very bad.

At the risk of seeming hopelessly antiquated, what on earth is wrong with the word *chick?* I'm a woman who came of age in the 1970's, and I refer to myself as a chick. I don't like to be called a girl, woman is rather formal, tho' at times appropriate, and female sounds so clinical. For me, chick has no negative connotations- it's kind of friendly-sounding. Maybe just different generation's interpretations of the word's connotations.

Oh, and the best way to meet a girl for more than a one-night stand- be yourself- as corny as that might sound. People dig sincerity.

sub zero · 04-26-2003, 12:32 AM

IMO

..<a href="http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/">This site</a> is a definitive guide to picking up chicks and making your chest stick out like a man..

TrollInvestigtr · 04-26-2003, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sub zero
IMO

..<a href="http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/">This site</a> is a definitive guide to picking up chicks and making your chest stick out like a man..

LMAO that site is a scream!!! He needs to go sign up for a wingman!!!

http://www.fastseduction.com/pair.shtml

mmmmmmmm the glossary is comedy gold. "Bitch shield". never heard that one before. classic.

http://www.fastseduction.com/acronyms.shtml

Mr.Deflok · 04-26-2003, 02:57 AM

I usually flop out my cock and grasp it while shouting
'SUCK THIS BITCH!'

Once their head's on your head you just drag 'em home.

TrollInvestigtr · 04-26-2003, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
I usually flop out my cock and grasp it while shouting
'SUCK THIS BITCH!'

Once their head's on your head you just drag 'em home.

hmmm must be a New Zealand thing, because a New York girl would kick your fucking ass if you talked to her like that.

Doombringer316 · 04-26-2003, 05:59 AM

yeah, Im with Troll...doing that will have ending up like John Bobbit...but then you wouldn't really have to worry about chicks anymore

Liquor Dealer · 04-26-2003, 09:18 AM

The best way to pick up chicks?

By the ears?

duckduck · 04-26-2003, 12:55 PM

"Hi, I'm ................." with an extended hand and a smile. Then just run with it. If you're compatible, it'll work. If not, quite wasting your time (and regroup, reorganize, and move on).

gov135 · 04-26-2003, 04:51 PM

Double D,
I just think the word chicks just shouldn't be used in front of women.

I understand what you are saying, but I feel many women have negative connetations for the word. Like, easy, brainless, etc.

04-21-2003, 12:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	best way to pick up chicks ok guys heres your chance to prove your self and share your sucess on picking up chicks.

04-21-2003, 02:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
PorscheBunny Insane	1) Go to a park on a nice day with a puppy or a handsome dog. 2) Go grocery shopping with a baby (friend's or relative's, and with their knowledge). Either of these with get you lots of feminine attention, and several phone numbers if you'll just be yourself and don't do anything stupid. This works for every hetero man I know, and works on almost every hetero woman I know. If you're into "alternative" (like me), I don't have any good answers for you (or myself). __________________ This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.

04-21-2003, 05:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
Johnny Rotten lost and found Location: Berkeley	I use my arms. Gets 'em every time. __________________ "The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine

04-21-2003, 08:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	Hair in left hand, club in right. j/k __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

04-22-2003, 02:57 AM	#17 (permalink)
RWE Upright	I don't think I'd want to be with any girl who would fall for pickup lines. Maybe i've just heard bad pickup lines though... I find just talking to a woman by saying hi and introducing yourself (usually i start out with something I could talk about with her and catch her name later with "I didn't catch you're name, i'm <name here>" ). __________________ "Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

04-21-2003, 01:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
davidc209 Tilted Location: Miami, FL	Different chicks, different methods. Also depends what you're looking for (long term girlfriend vs. meeting as many women as possible). I met one of my favorite current girls on a popular strip downtown on my motorcycle, also known as poser lane... She was checking out my ducati, said she's never been on one. I took her for a ride, brought her back to her friends 1 hour later and that's when she told her friends she was going to spend the rest of the evening with me. Pickup lines suck. Be witty, be funny, entertain her and her friends and just be somebody who she could see herself with. Also, invest in some nice shoes... for some reason, girls look at a guy's shoes.

04-21-2003, 02:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	1. Eliminate the word "chicks" from your vocabulary. Seriously, thats not good. 2. Learn how to cook a half dozen meals well. 3. When talking to someone you are interested in, work a nice meal into the conversation. It is easier than you think. She's blabbing about how much work sucks, you give her something like, "i know how you feel, when i feel that way i go home and cook a nice... and relax in the... " 4. If she is interested and talking to you ACTUALLY listen. Not just hear, listen. Women can tell the difference. 5. And drop the chicks thing. Very bad.

04-21-2003, 02:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mango Banned	I piced up 75 of them last week. In 7 weeks I'll chop off thier heads, remove thier feathers, gut them and put them in the freezer.

04-21-2003, 03:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	mango that dose not help

04-21-2003, 03:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
Minus000 Banned	Best way to pick up chicks? Not getting advice on the internet.

04-21-2003, 05:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
zfleebin Addict	Be polite, sincere, and maintain eye contact. It also helps if you dont jump right into compliments

04-21-2003, 06:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
kingal Crazy Location: sunny so. CA	I like grasping their hair firmly with my left hand. I grab their ass with my right. Then I lift. If I get resistance to my preferred method, I use the "both hands around the waist" technique.

04-22-2003, 02:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
Golux Tilted Location: This side of heaven.	I'm not sure on this one, and I would like other peoples opinion on this method. (Keep in mind that I only use this method at the club that I go to, which happens to be a goth club here in town) It's all about eye contact, if you can catch the eyes of a woman and look, not stare, but look at her for just long enough to let her know that it wasn't just a chance, then calmly (sometimes with a nod) looking away will tell you if you have any chance at all. If you can actually maintain the eye contact for about 2 or 3 seconds and they look back, then you're probably worthy of talking to her, and approaching her later will probably be rewarded. The goth scene is a bit more standoffish than others, so I'm not sure how this translates to other cliques. Let me know what you think.

04-22-2003, 06:01 AM	#18 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Hey the staring in her eyes method works for me. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-22-2003, 08:54 AM	#19 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	For what its worth, heres a "professional" guide on the subject. Its part of my new post in links post. You can tell me how great I am there if this helps any. Notice, nowhere does it use the word "chicks" http://lover:fucker@www.22secrets.com/members/

04-22-2003, 10:42 AM	#20 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	Be positive,energetic,polite and be yourself. Rejection only stings more if your a poser or wannabe.And remember,woman like devisive guys who will take charge,not fence sitter's or mamby pamby's

04-22-2003, 01:33 PM	#21 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	at a farm, if you ask the farmer, they might even be free, it don't get greedy. May sure though, you get the yellow one, they've been feed well. __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

04-22-2003, 03:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	With the knees dont want to hurt your back. __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

04-22-2003, 06:26 PM	#24 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	What Golux said tends to work for a lot of people, but to make sure they know you're interested, give them a quick smile so they know you're looking at them, and they know you're interested.

04-23-2003, 12:56 AM	#25 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	Most people meet their spouses at either work or school related activities. So if your not a student, then my advice is to get a job where lots of people (read women) are present. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

04-24-2003, 10:20 AM	#26 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	dont pick up chicks man! if you're at a bar, drink a beer, hang with your friends, watch some sports if a tv is available, and let the bitch come to you. dont be that fucking annoying guy standing around scoping every chick that comes into the bar/club. i'd like to beat the shit out of everyone of those desperate retards.

04-25-2003, 12:14 AM	#27 (permalink)
h.s.skip Upright	Oh, this is easy! A few simple things go a long way.. 1. Be good-looking 2. Dance well. 3. Be very good friends with a few girls that you're not interested in.

04-25-2003, 12:17 AM	#28 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	The chicks that CAN be "picked up" aren't worth picking up. __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

04-25-2003, 12:20 AM	#29 (permalink)
christophagust Upright Location: pittsburgh, so to be elsewhere	Hmm.. considering I haven't had a real relationship in 4 years I won't even touch this one. Though I did turn one down 3 years ago with a nice girl, but man was i drunk and really stupid at the time. Plain and simple have fun and talk to them. I agree that pick up lines are pretty shitty. Doing things where you meet girls you don't know is a sure fire way to boost your odds. My buddies did use my advice of drink a little and go out and have fun. It is pretty hard to pick up girls when you're inside programming all day and recompiling your kernel all night, which seems to be the norm at my college. __________________ who dares wins... and sometimes loses

04-25-2003, 04:08 PM	#31 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I prefer the firemans carry __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

04-26-2003, 12:32 AM	#33 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	IMO ..<a href="http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/">This site</a> is a definitive guide to picking up chicks and making your chest stick out like a man.. __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

04-26-2003, 02:57 AM	#35 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	I usually flop out my cock and grasp it while shouting 'SUCK THIS BITCH!' Once their head's on your head you just drag 'em home. Last edited by Mr.Deflok; 04-26-2003 at 03:01 AM..

04-26-2003, 05:59 AM	#37 (permalink)
Doombringer316 Insane Location: Va Bch Va	yeah, Im with Troll...doing that will have ending up like John Bobbit...but then you wouldn't really have to worry about chicks anymore

04-26-2003, 09:18 AM	#38 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	The best way to pick up chicks? By the ears? __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

04-26-2003, 12:55 PM	#39 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	"Hi, I'm ................." with an extended hand and a smile. Then just run with it. If you're compatible, it'll work. If not, quite wasting your time (and regroup, reorganize, and move on). __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-26-2003, 04:51 PM	#40 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Double D, I just think the word chicks just shouldn't be used in front of women. I understand what you are saying, but I feel many women have negative connetations for the word. Like, easy, brainless, etc.