best way to pick up chicks
 

ok guys heres your chance to prove your self and share your sucess on picking up chicks.

Different chicks, different methods. Also depends what you're looking for (long term girlfriend vs. meeting as many women as possible). I met one of my favorite current girls on a popular strip downtown on my motorcycle, also known as poser lane... ;) She was checking out my ducati, said she's never been on one. I took her for a ride, brought her back to her friends 1 hour later and that's when she told her friends she was going to spend the rest of the evening with me. :) Pickup lines suck. Be witty, be funny, entertain her and her friends and just be somebody who she could see herself with. Also, invest in some nice shoes... for some reason, girls look at a guy's shoes.

1) Go to a park on a nice day with a puppy or a handsome dog.

2) Go grocery shopping with a baby (friend's or relative's, and with their knowledge).

Either of these with get you lots of feminine attention, and several phone numbers if you'll just be yourself and don't do anything stupid. This works for every hetero man I know, and works on almost every hetero woman I know.

If you're into "alternative" (like me), I don't have any good answers for you (or myself).

1. Eliminate the word "chicks" from your vocabulary. Seriously, thats not good.

2. Learn how to cook a half dozen meals well.

3. When talking to someone you are interested in, work a nice meal into the conversation. It is easier than you think. She's blabbing about how much work sucks, you give her something like, "i know how you feel, when i feel that way i go home and cook a nice... and relax in the... "

4. If she is interested and talking to you ACTUALLY listen. Not just hear, listen. Women can tell the difference.

5. And drop the chicks thing. Very bad.

I piced up 75 of them last week. In 7 weeks I'll chop off thier heads, remove thier feathers, gut them and put them in the freezer.

mango that dose not help

Best way to pick up chicks? Not getting advice on the internet.

I use my arms. Gets 'em every time.

Be polite, sincere, and maintain eye contact. It also helps if you dont jump right into compliments

I like grasping their hair firmly with my left hand. I grab their ass with my right. Then I lift.

If I get resistance to my preferred method, I use the "both hands around the waist" technique.

Hair in left hand, club in right. :D j/k

That too.

Neither does your bad spelling. Lighten up.

Ha! This from the guy who's "100% Candian."

the best way to pick up chicks?
stock up on ruffies? No!
Leave the house occasionally? Yes!
guilting women into it? No!
frequenting locales of comiseration (bars)? Yes!
begging? No!

You're going to be much more successful meeting women in a group, place, institution if you're not there only to meet women. Sure if you're looking for something short-term go the bar/nightclub route. If you want something more real and much hotter in the long run try school, work, church, clubs, societies, etc. Meet there then take her out to the pubs, rock show, theater, whatever. Be friendly, nice, self-mocking (no pity though), and complimentary (do not smother).

I'm a Candy race, so either Candese, or Candian. You're choice. :)

I'm not sure on this one, and I would like other peoples opinion on this method. (Keep in mind that I only use this method at the club that I go to, which happens to be a goth club here in town)

It's all about eye contact, if you can catch the eyes of a woman and look, not stare, but look at her for just long enough to let her know that it wasn't just a chance, then calmly (sometimes with a nod) looking away will tell you if you have any chance at all. If you can actually maintain the eye contact for about 2 or 3 seconds and they look back, then you're probably worthy of talking to her, and approaching her later will probably be rewarded.

The goth scene is a bit more standoffish than others, so I'm not sure how this translates to other cliques.

Let me know what you think.

I don't think I'd want to be with any girl who would fall for pickup lines. Maybe i've just heard bad pickup lines though...

I find just talking to a woman by saying hi and introducing yourself (usually i start out with something I could talk about with her and catch her name later with "I didn't catch you're name, i'm <name here>" ).

Hey the staring in her eyes method works for me.

For what its worth, heres a "professional" guide on the subject. Its part of my new post in links post. You can tell me how great I am there if this helps any.

Notice, nowhere does it use the word "chicks" :)

http://lover:fucker@www.22secrets.com/members/

Be positive,energetic,polite and be yourself. Rejection only stings more if your a poser or wannabe.And remember,woman like devisive guys who will take charge,not fence sitter's or mamby pamby's

at a farm, if you ask the farmer, they might even be free, it don't get greedy. May sure though, you get the yellow one, they've been feed well.

With the knees dont want to hurt your back.

How 'bout

One finger in the pussy and your thumb up thier ass then pick 'em up like a sixpack.

What Golux said tends to work for a lot of people, but to make sure they know you're interested, give them a quick smile so they know you're looking at them, and they know you're interested.

Most people meet their spouses at either work or school related activities. So if your not a student, then my advice is to get a job where lots of people (read women) are present.

dont pick up chicks man! if you're at a bar, drink a beer, hang with your friends, watch some sports if a tv is available, and let the bitch come to you. dont be that fucking annoying guy standing around scoping every chick that comes into the bar/club. i'd like to beat the shit out of everyone of those desperate retards.

Oh, this is easy! A few simple things go a long way..

1. Be good-looking
2. Dance well.
3. Be very good friends with a few girls that you're not interested in.

The chicks that CAN be "picked up" aren't worth picking up.

Hmm.. considering I haven't had a real relationship in 4 years I won't even touch this one. Though I did turn one down 3 years ago with a nice girl, but man was i drunk and really stupid at the time. Plain and simple have fun and talk to them. I agree that pick up lines are pretty shitty. Doing things where you meet girls you don't know is a sure fire way to boost your odds. My buddies did use my advice of drink a little and go out and have fun. It is pretty hard to pick up girls when you're inside programming all day and recompiling your kernel all night, which seems to be the norm at my college.

cd /usr/ports/misc/life && make install

I prefer the firemans carry

At the risk of seeming hopelessly antiquated, what on earth is wrong with the word *chick?* I'm a woman who came of age in the 1970's, and I refer to myself as a chick. I don't like to be called a girl, woman is rather formal, tho' at times appropriate, and female sounds so clinical. For me, chick has no negative connotations- it's kind of friendly-sounding. Maybe just different generation's interpretations of the word's connotations.

Oh, and the best way to meet a girl for more than a one-night stand- be yourself- as corny as that might sound. People dig sincerity.

IMO

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LMAO that site is a scream!!! He needs to go sign up for a wingman!!!

http://www.fastseduction.com/pair.shtml


mmmmmmmm the glossary is comedy gold. "Bitch shield". never heard that one before. classic.

http://www.fastseduction.com/acronyms.shtml

I usually flop out my cock and grasp it while shouting
'SUCK THIS BITCH!'

Once their head's on your head you just drag 'em home.

hmmm must be a New Zealand thing, because a New York girl would kick your fucking ass if you talked to her like that.

yeah, Im with Troll...doing that will have ending up like John Bobbit...but then you wouldn't really have to worry about chicks anymore ;)

The best way to pick up chicks?

By the ears?

"Hi, I'm ................." with an extended hand and a smile. Then just run with it. If you're compatible, it'll work. If not, quite wasting your time (and regroup, reorganize, and move on).

Double D,
I just think the word chicks just shouldn't be used in front of women.

I understand what you are saying, but I feel many women have negative connetations for the word. Like, easy, brainless, etc.