Oiled Up Sexings
 

I'm a huge fan of oiled up/oily sex in pornos. I mean all over the body, not just oil for lube. All that slipping and sliding and stuff gets me going. And the shiny hiney...mmmm delicous.

Recently my wife was putting lotion on her nekkid body and I mentioned how hot it was and then we talked about oiling it up.

The thing is, what kind of oil should we use. We have baby oil but that says not for internal use and everything i've read about it says its a bad idea because it can cause an infection in her vajayjay. We have used olive oil just as lube which was really nice but not as slippery as I was hoping.

I know there are stores online with massage oils and stuff but I want something I can pick up at the grocery store or something like that.

I've heard grapeseed oil works great but haven't tried it yet.

Anyone have an experience with the oily slip and slide sexings?

Sesame oil looks to be pretty vagina-safe. Neutrogena Body Oil is made from sesame oil and readily available at any retailer that sells body care products. Obviously, using said oil is not advisable if you are using condoms as a birth control method. In this case, there are lubes available that are condom-compatible that can be used. Any sex shop carries quite a variety.

wouldnt regular old canola or vegetable oil work? you can eat it, so it should be safe.

I have a tendency of giving presents for my GF's with massage oils.

Basically I go into her house/apt before she gets home from work. Get the candles ready, with whatever soft music she likes. I get her to take a nice long bath until the sun goes down, so she's already relaxed. When she's ready I lay her down on a towel with the candles around and give the long-slow full body massage. Of course this always leads to sex, and I tell you it's absolutely great. The massage oil I most often use is the Vanilla-Jasmine scent from bath and body works, it's in a dark red bottle. Smells good, works great. I met up with an ex the other month and she says she smelled it a couple months after we broke up and she started getting wet off the smell alone.

Honestly I don't know condom-compatible, they were always on the pill.

Nowadays, large grocery store chains sell a variety of massage oils and personal lubricants. You can find them on the same aisle as tampons and menstrual pads. That's where my wife and I get ours. (I find the massage oils and personal lubricants sold online, such as at Adam & Eve and at blowfish.com, to be overpriced.)

so Target and Walmart have a "Sensual aids" aisle? I´d like to hear "Attention employees, a customer needs help in the sensual aids department" over the loudspeakers.

I used to stock that area at a Target. It's just part of Health and Beauty, and it's on the same aisle as the feminine hygiene products. Since they take up the larger part of the stock in that aisle, the aisle is usually called the feminine hygiene products aisle. I believe it was aisle 11, numerically. It was actually one of the better aisles to get stuck stocking, as the boxes the pads and tampons come in are huge but light, and so stocking doesn't take very long. The hair products aisle, on the other hand, is a complete pain.

But yes, Target has quite a selection of massage oils as well. Almost none of them are condom-compatible, however, and some are really over the top scent-wise. K-Y Touch Massage oil is pretty good but I wouldn't put it on my vagina. Looking on the K-Y website, you can get a K-Y massage oil that is also a personal lubricant and condom-compatible, but I haven't tried that one. It's unscented. Hmm. I might have to spring for a bottle of this stuff.

Thanks for the suggestions. I too think that adam and eve and stores of that sort are waaayyy over priced for such a small amount.
I'm also not cool with having lube in my mouth...even the flavored ones. It just doesn't sit right with me and i prefer to not have any types of distractions during sex. Thats why im trying to find out about oils.
Haven't found anything bad about canola/sesame/vegetable oil online. We will have to give those a try.
Good times good times.

Instead of oil, get gallon jugs of veterinary/medical lube. It's like getting a gallon of KY for $15 (also good to fill a kiddie pool or tarp pool for KY wrestling)

This is something I would really like to try. What do you use as a barrier on your bed? If you use large quantities of lube, won't it soak into sheets and the mattress? The kiddie pool idea is great, just not sure what our neighbors would think if we're wrestling in the backyard :)

Get a roll of ten foot wide plastic sheeting and put it on the floor

Yeah its a really good idea to get some sort of plastic tarp or even those bed covers they have for people who pee in their sleep. Everything in our bedroom seems to be covered with oil right now. I have to change all the sheets/blankets/pillows/etc. But you know what....it was worth it. Sometimes when things get hot....you just gotta keep em going without worrying about what kind of mess you will have to clean up later.

How I missed this one is beyond me. Grapeseed oil and almond oil(if no nut allergies) make a very good homemade massage oil. I prefer to make massage oil bars rather than a liquid form. It is great for storage and melts nicely on the body. All ingredients edible of course.:)

1 part oil(grapeseed, olive, almond, apricot kernel, avocado oil)
1 part beeswax
1 part butter (refined shea, mango. cocoa whatever, cocoa tends to get rather hard)

I would recommend adding a flavoring also.:rolleyes:

While beeswax is not generally found at a grocery store you can often find it in craft stores. I generally use ebay though. A pound of it is like $2, it isn't expensive at all and believe me it makes a lot. The butters tend to get more expensive though.

For a basic massage oil I would think grapeseed oil would be the best it doesn't carry a strong scent like olive oil would.

Ikea sells cheap shower curtains that are just about the right size for a bed...

I wasn't thinking so much of those preventative measures, but now that you mention it Charlatan that is a good idea. Otherwise a canvas painting tarp may be alright too if a person thought that the crinkling vinyl would be too distracting and wanted something more like fabric.

I am also a fan of oiled up bods find them very sexy. I use stuff out of CVS that comes right off in the showeer but is very slippery. Look under a sign for something like "family planning" this stuff is lots of fun

These two posts right next to each other make me laugh. Here's a man who like his sex over the top.