If you were a chick.....
 

who would you sleep with??

I watched step brothers last night and I meant to ask this to every dude I can, (Mainly because my girl wheedled it out of me!!) I mean, for all the TFP men out there, if by some reason the disease that turns people into feeding zombies in resident evil goes wrong and instead turns all men into women, we'd all be raging lesbians squatting over a mirror for the first 1/2 hour of our days, but just saying, that we do turn into women......

I would (with great difficulty on my part) sleep with this guy

http://www.schultesundern.de/files/gable_052.jpg

Clark gable just exudes confidence that could only be rivaled by Lord Voldemort. No personality or seeming character flaws in his depiction of Rhett in gone with the wind. Then I'd settle for women.

:lol: :lol: Sorry, this thread really caught me off guard.

If I were a chick? Rachel Maddow. Smart + spunk = awesome.

hehehehe you said "spunk".

I'd be all over Rachel Maddow like retard on Corky.

BTW, a little trivia about Clark Gable, most of his co-stars disliked working with him because he had horrible breath. Chain smoker, eater of limburger, disbeliever in brushing of teeth.

Would I be a good looking chick?

Being a chick would rock :(. Kind of. Minus the whole menstruation thing.

I wouldn't leave the house. I would just masturbate all day.

That's like Steve Martin's line in L.A. Story: If I was a woman, I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

I wondered this out loud to mandy the other day. I would definitely spend the first few days figuring out how many different ways I could make myself cum. And whether or not I liked anal.

Then I'd proceed to finding another boy-turned-girl like myself so we could experiment on each other. :)

I am a woman. hmm. Yeah, can't say that Rhett Butler ever turned me on.


I'm more of a Laurence Olivier fan:
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload...0-f7b138566172

Kristanna Loken.

If I were a chick, I would be a lesbian NOT just cause I dig chicks, but most dudes I know right now are complete assholes, verging on misogynists, and so I wouldn´t want to be a chick. IF I were though, I would sleep with me, cause I know I would be pretty good, or Johhny Depp or Henry Rollins.

I can't think of a guy that would truly catch my fancy if I was a woman. I do know that I would be trying out every shape & size of vibrator & dildo available; I'm very jealous that women can have multiple orgasms and I can't (well, very rarely).

I think it's a cop out to name a woman in this thread.

Now to put my money where my mouth is.... hmmmm let's see - Jason Bateman?

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/acto..._bateman_1.jpg

If I was a woman, I would probably swoon over Mel Gibson, Sean Connery, possibly jump Captain Jack Sparrow, and stay the Hell away from crazies like Tom Cruise.

Oh Christ, this is a hard thread to be honest in.....
Jack Black? Nah, too chubby.

Christopher Reeve from the Superman era? Probably wouldn't eat my pussy while sticking a lubed finger in my ass. Does he look like he know where the clitoris is?

Richard Pryor!!! You know he'd be a dirty fuck, do anything to please, and be thankful the whole time.

Bruce Lee? Pound the hell outta ya, that's for sure.

CHUCK NORRIS! No brainer. His dick has a dick, and it's bigger than yours.

Dan Dierdorf? Not for all the tea in China.

Elvis? Nah, once you got pregnant, he wouldn't touch you ever again.

You know who would be fun? Winston Churchill. He'd storm the beaches, and never surrender.

But most of all, it would have to be Ethan Hawke. What the fuck you say? That dork?
Well, he had Uma Thurman for quite a while, and fucking him would as close as I'm
ever going to get to her.

Bad writer, yes:
(Or is is my jealousy saying that?)


Greaseball motherfucker!
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/P...Hawke-in03.jpg
(Yes, I'm jealous. He was married to sweet, sweet Uma!)

I'd impregnate myself with the batch of ejaculate I keep in a sperm bank just for this purpose.

Ya know, just to see what would happen.

So you would literally go fuck yourself? :p:eek:

But ItWasMe, you are a woman :p

I supose it would be any James Bond except for the guy from License to Kill. And the "I Kissed A Girl" song and then have a lez crush on Katy Perry :)

Bond, Woody Allen as Bond?
 

You do realize Woody Allen played James Bond in the original Casino Royale, don't you? Along with David Niven and Peter Sellers as well. Ursula Andress would almost make them worthwhile, of course.

What's with our Bond fixation, boys?

Let me get this straight, you wouldn't sleep with Kristanna Loken because your a dude, but once turned into a chick, then you'd do it??:paranoid:

Well, obviously I would do some experimentation with other women in college.

If it would be a famous guy, I would say David Duchovny during the Red Shoe Diaries/X-Files days. When he was a good guy, not so much the type of guy he plays in Californication.

As for the type of guy, I would go after an athletic guy that was smart, but not the star quarterback, major bodybuilder, or jock. The artsy, musicians and bad boys do nothing for me.

Eddie Vedder, but the early 90s version. The crazy eyes don't work now that he's older.

I'll second that! Then I'll add Jessica Beil.

But first, time to see how many different ways I can get off. I have no interest in guys, as a girl or a guy. Bodies are too blockish, I prefer the curvy sexy body of a female. Plus I prefer the way my wife smells over the way I smell any day.

Man, it'd definitely be Bi-Rain if I was a girl. In shape, good personality, great dance moves? You *know* it'd be totally worth it.

http://www.geocities.com/xarakurtgirl/rainbi02.jpg

I almost feel like doing him as I am now, and I'm straight!

i´d find this loser:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...s/IMGP4124.jpg
and do him all day and night

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...owie_Scan1.jpg

Not that I'd need to be a chick...

clever you, lotsofmagnets :lol:

If I am a chick, I will fly to Australia to try a online friend of mine :) I really like her
And in Tfp if possible I will try Makkede