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Old 09-01-2008, 10:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Getting a handjob (not from wife/gf)

Any of you ever received a handjob from some one who is not your wife or gf? no matter what reason, purpose or situation is, could a friend, relative or what so ever. And how you felt about it?

The only time it happened to me was during a massage session, even before I reacted she started and I could not help enjoying it. I felt little guilty until I told my gf. After I told her and she did not mistake me I felt calm.

But your reason and situation could be anything... Just the circumstance that can lead to such a thing is hot to think

Even from a wife/gf in a completely unusual setting and unexcepted time would be HOT isnt it?
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm still curious about the relative bomb in the OP. I don't know what to say to that.
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Um... where did this massage take place? As in, what country?

That's a HUGE no-no in the massage therapy business... I'm sure Redlemon will be along shortly to comment on it. I'm frankly appalled that you let the masseus continue with the handjob once you realized what she was doing... you're lucky your girlfriend let you get away with that. Most women would not tolerate such bad judgment.
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Old 09-02-2008, 05:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Damn it, Abaya, you beat me to it. No pun intended.

Yeah, reputable places don't do that. And surprise hand-jobs seem like a terrible way to run a business.
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I still want more info on the 'from a relative" comment in the OP.

As for whether or not the surprise happy ending hand job is a good business model, I guess that all depends on your targeted clients.
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:10 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Damn it, Abaya, you beat me to it. No pun intended.

Yeah, reputable places don't do that. And surprise hand-jobs seem like a terrible way to run a business.
Wouldn't they get in trouble with the police also, considering that prostitution is illegal in most places in the US?

I live in UK and I don't think the legal issues would exist here, since prostitution technically is legal. an establishment might get complaints from neighbours or something, but that's about it really.
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Even from a wife/gf in a completely unusual setting and unexcepted time would be HOT isnt it?
I would be more than cool with participating in this respect. For the rest of it, hot or not if my SO were to participate with some random stranger/masseuse/relative?/friend.. let's just say it wouldn't end well for us. I can understand why she was forgiving.. to a point, you were not searching or expecting it. I also assume you don't make frequent trips back to this establishment.
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Old 09-02-2008, 09:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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im still think that you knew you were in a rub and tug parlour and you werent surprised at all.

you just wanted validation for your actions from TFP.
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Old 09-02-2008, 09:15 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Um... where did this massage take place? As in, what country?

That's a HUGE no-no in the massage therapy business... I'm sure Redlemon will be along shortly to comment on it. I'm frankly appalled that you let the masseus continue with the handjob once you realized what she was doing... you're lucky your girlfriend let you get away with that. Most women would not tolerate such bad judgment.
Heh, I was going to let this one pass. But I also wondered about the country... based on his phrasing in this and other posts, I suspect that English is not Curiousbear's first language (this is not a criticism; I don't know anything except English).
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Old 09-02-2008, 09:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm sorry but I don't see a real question here. I just see bragging.
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Old 09-02-2008, 09:30 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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Heh, I was going to let this one pass. But I also wondered about the country... based on his phrasing in this and other posts, I suspect that English is not Curiousbear's first language (this is not a criticism; I don't know anything except English).
Agreed.
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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It was in South Korea. I dont know korean, she dint know English. In fact I kept going there. But next time I managed to tell them using sign language I dont want that alone! Back in those days my relationship with my gf was more social not physical.

I cannot express my opinions about Culture in Seoul but can talk in private. it was nice place but ...
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It was in South Korea. I dont know korean, she dint know English. In fact I kept going there. But next time I managed to tell them using sign language I dont want that alone! Back in those days my relationship with my gf was more social not physical.

I cannot express my opinions about Culture in Seoul but can talk in private. it was nice place but ...
Been there and done that. I was stationed in Korea 79-80 so know where you are coming from. Had a great time and many fond memories....what a place
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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'From a relative' - wife, fiancee or for that matter anyone did it because you cannot help yourself etc?
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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That's not a relative. That's a spouse.


When you say relative we picture you getting jerked off by a creepy uncle...
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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'From a relative' - wife, fiancee or for that matter anyone did it because you cannot help yourself etc?

I thought the title of the thread was 'getting a hand job (not from wife/gf)?

Now I'm completely lost, if it was your wife to begin with she'd probably know she whacked you off. Unless of course you have more then one wife. Also not sure what you mean by "for that matter anyone did it because you cannot help yourself etc?" You have a problem with women who want to give you hand jobs and you can't resist saying yes to them?
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:58 PM   #19 (permalink)
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That's not a relative. That's a spouse.


When you say relative we picture you getting jerked off by a creepy uncle...
Or the sister-in-law, from that 'other' thread.... That would be my favourite.
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Sorry about the title - I could not edit it when I added the "Even from a wife/gf in a completely unusual setting and unexcepted time would be HOT isnt it?"

Basically you are in a situation when you cannot do it. Eg: You are physically hurt with an accident and cant do it for yourself but having a hardon. Or as simple as driving on highway with a severe hard-on with a girl on next seat. You cant do it. You cant expect the one next to you to do it for you. But it happens to be a nurse, a friend, gf, cousin, sister-in-law, mother-in-law (?) just does it ...
In that moment of desperation does the handjob work and how it feels?

sorry for the beating around the bush, I could not write it that well
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:29 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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But it happens to be a nurse, a friend, gf, cousin, sister-in-law, mother-in-law (?) just does it ...
Uh, I'm not a guy... but if I were one, I would say that there is a BIG difference between a nurse/friend/gf giving you a hand job, and a cousin/sister-in-law/MOTHER-IN-LAW giving you one... seriously. That's just a bit over the line, at least in my home culture(s).

Which country do you live in now, can I ask?
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I thought the title of the thread was 'getting a hand job (not from wife/gf)?

Now I'm completely lost, if it was your wife to begin with she'd probably know she whacked you off. Unless of course you have more then one wife. Also not sure what you mean by "for that matter anyone did it because you cannot help yourself etc?" You have a problem with women who want to give you hand jobs and you can't resist saying yes to them?
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Old 09-02-2008, 05:53 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Uh, I'm not a guy... but if I were one, I would say that there is a BIG difference between a nurse/friend/gf giving you a hand job, and a cousin/sister-in-law/MOTHER-IN-LAW giving you one... seriously. That's just a bit over the line, at least in my home culture(s).

Which country do you live in now, can I ask?
Come on Abaya; everyone here is always up for at least a little incest? (I kid... wow, another poor choice of words).

On a similar note, Jerry from Big Brother Ten was discussing a couple of days ago about how he was lonely in Nam so he bought a 17 year old girl for twenty dollars for a month. Classy.
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:29 PM   #24 (permalink)
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but surely, mother-in-law wouldn't be incest??? Abaya, you've got me going hmmmmm....
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:46 PM   #25 (permalink)
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what the fuck is going on in here? What is with all the hand job threads today? Don't people have vacant orifices?
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im still think that you knew you were in a rub and tug parlour and you werent surprised at all.

you just wanted validation for your actions from TFP.
seconded. Also your story is changing from 'one time' to 'went back many times'

Erotic literature forum is thattaway...this forum is for real questions, not made up handjob fantasies with your mother in law.

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Old 09-02-2008, 10:11 PM   #26 (permalink)
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what the fuck is going on in here? What is with all the hand job threads today? Don't people have vacant orifices?

seconded. Also your story is changing from 'one time' to 'went back many times'

Erotic literature forum is thattaway...this forum is for real questions, not made up handjob fantasies with your mother in law.
Little grouchy today? Sorry, it's meant for laughs, seriously

No I would not like a handjob from a masseuse, but I have received one in the movie theater. Who hasn't, in high school etc?
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:12 AM   #27 (permalink)
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When you say relative we picture you getting jerked off by a creepy uncle...
See...now my mind went to hot cousin, or lonely aunt. You went to creepy uncle. Interesting...
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:48 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:07 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Curiousbear, I suspect that you are attempting to get your kicks vicariously through the experiences of TFP members. The language barrier is a factor, but I'm going with my gut feelings.
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Old 09-03-2008, 08:18 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:36 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:45 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Anormalguy, I read incest in situation where it was to help a patient. I also heard incest arrangement in a family due to long-distance couple (younger brother and sister-in-law). I was only trying to know decisions people make and what kind of emotions they feel about it.

I admit I enjoy the kick reading erotica but for that there are tonnes of literature in net. I like the tfp forum for its open discussions on sexuality.
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:54 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Anormalguy, I read incest in situation where it was to help a patient. I also heard incest arrangement in a family due to long-distance couple (younger brother and sister-in-law). I was only trying to know decisions people make and what kind of emotions they feel about it.

I admit I enjoy the kick reading erotica but for that there are tonnes of literature in net. I like the tfp forum for its open discussions on sexuality.
If I misinterpretted your recent threads as fishing for kicks, then I apologize. I agree that well-written and creative erotica can be very stimulating, sometimes what the mind imagines is better than actually seeing the action.
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Sorry about the title - I could not edit it when I added the "Even from a wife/gf in a completely unusual setting and unexcepted time would be HOT isnt it?"

Basically you are in a situation when you cannot do it. Eg: You are physically hurt with an accident and cant do it for yourself but having a hardon. Or as simple as driving on highway with a severe hard-on with a girl on next seat. You cant do it. You cant expect the one next to you to do it for you. But it happens to be a nurse, a friend, gf, cousin, sister-in-law, mother-in-law (?) just does it ...
In that moment of desperation does the handjob work and how it feels?

sorry for the beating around the bush, I could not write it that well
Cousin? Eww.

Mother-in-law wouldn't be incest I guess, but if your wife found out, your wife might dislike both you AND her mother. I wouldn't go there personally, and who am i to hurt their relationship?

oh yeah and as for nurse, she might lose her job. but when i've been in hospital and felt the urge (so to speak) i've often wondered if nurses would ever do that to their patients, medical ethics aside. I've never asked though, Im not that low.
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:10 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:44 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Cousin? Eww.

Mother-in-law wouldn't be incest I guess, but if your wife found out, your wife might dislike both you AND her mother. I wouldn't go there personally, and who am i to hurt their relationship?

oh yeah and as for nurse, she might lose her job. but when i've been in hospital and felt the urge (so to speak) i've often wondered if nurses would ever do that to their patients, medical ethics aside. I've never asked though, Im not that low.
Only those in the videos and stories. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:04 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Only those in the videos and stories. Sorry to burst your bubble.
lol..i thought as much.
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to me getting a handjob is sometimes even better than intercourse. I know that may sound strange but it's true. I like women who are handy, if you know what I mean..

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Old 09-06-2008, 06:46 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Why else would I want a massage? Just for the massage? Na, I need to mow the lawn more than I need a massage. Add the happy ending - I'm there. (Just being honest.)

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Old 09-11-2008, 08:49 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Damn it, Abaya, you beat me to it. No pun intended.

Yeah, reputable places don't do that. And surprise hand-jobs seem like a terrible way to run a business.
Italics Mine.

I am making a shirt. I will say "Surprise Hand Job!"....Or may a question mark is better.
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