mixedmedia

lol, I think we all fall somewhere between the whale and the hamster...even if we don't have a penis

I was there for the penis museum conversation in chat. Good times!
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Well, you know how I feel about your penis, Hal. But then, I'm also aware that just knowing it is not enough.

Hal, your penis is majestic.

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Willravel

loquitur

speshul-k

At the same time, there is nothing really wrong with being somewhat proud of your endowment.
Sure it hasn't been earned as such but if it makes you feel good about yourself and adds to your confidence then why not.

Devils Rancher

I'm your typical white American male (read into that what you will, but I don't drive a Hummer) but I have never left a woman unsatisfied.

What I'm proud of is my 10-year marriage, and my two fantastic kids. (<-look! It works! :-) )

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xepherys

I don't understand the penis obsession. My penis is utterly average. But, it makes babies and pleases women (and allows me to urinate), so it does everything nature intended it to do. I consider myself very masculine. Of course, even if my penis was ripped off in a tragic mechanical accident, I'd still be twice the man a lot of guys are that have 10" dongs...

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