08-03-2008, 09:07 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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An Island Getaway (Sex Included)
I just found this gem on Digg: Viking's Exotic Resort: An Island of Babes For Only $3,900? | WALL STREET FIGHTER
We're talking about a 3 night stay in the British Virgin Islands where you are promised a beautiful "companion" for every night of your stay. This, all for $3900 at minimum. Sounds good, eh? Of course, one has to be suspicious; its not like you can find these operations perpetrating in broad daylight very often so when you do, its natural to have your doubts. I would ask if anyone has ever done anything like this, but I don't think we have the kind of crowd who does. Does this pique anyone's interest? Sure does mine. (And don't be all high and mighty; I know plenty of people who can get laid without blinking who would STILL pay for sex.)
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08-03-2008, 10:03 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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While I'm sure it would be an enjoyable vacation, given the amenities and the location, I would rather spend money to bring along a lady friend (or two) who happens to enjoy my company. The women listed are certainly attractive, and the sex would probably be quite nice were it not for the knowledge that they wouldn't be there without payment. Total turn-off, and it can't be helped.
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08-03-2008, 11:02 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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It's the upselling and add-ons that'll kill you.
That and the local mafia.
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08-03-2008, 11:27 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Don't you think you could simply go to the BVI and pick up on another tourist and get laid?
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08-03-2008, 11:47 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Or you could make that "Special Package Deal" the tfp prize for Moderator of the Year.........voted by your regular posters & donators.
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08-03-2008, 03:45 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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You have to pay $3900 before finding out if these girls take it up the ass? That's the kind of information you'd think customers would want up front.
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08-03-2008, 03:57 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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It's of interest but I would want to know that the quality of women and the quality of hotel and amenities are top notch... and at that price, I can't imagine that the hotel's amenities are all that great.
That said, I am out of the market for this sort of thing.
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08-03-2008, 04:00 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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I'm betting for a couple blended drinks you could get that info from any number of tourist gals looking for a night of fun at "Foxy's" "The Soggy Dollar" or "Rudy's." Or any number of other beach bars in the BVI.
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Intriguing, I can imagine, to the average suburbanite.
I would like to experience it solely for the story and experience to visit the isles', not so much so for the actual 'promise' of exotic concubines. But, if it was there, then well... I'd give it some thought. I wonder if the same offer would be marketed to potential female consumers; do they have male escorts as well? Quote:
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"What can we expect from the girls? Unlike many escorts and professional ladies, our girls set no limits to the intimacy of your experience treating you more as a lover, rather than a client. If you are looking to indulge in some kind of sexual "fetish" fantasies, we are probably not the right place. The girls we work with are definitely not "pros" in this field and we will not get into any discussions about specific sexual services. If you are looking for a romantic and personal experience with the girls, then this is the right place for you. The girls are very personal and will provide for a very intimate experience, much more than you typically get from an escort. For most of our clients it's a whole new sexual experience, but remember this is much more than just a sexual service, you will be sleeping with your girl, waking up with your girl, having breakfast, enjoying activities, etc." ---Viking's Exotic Resort
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08-03-2008, 05:07 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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I remember seeing a boat excursion like this in the late 90's. They had photos of the girls, and the yacht you'd be on. I believe the price was more in the $8k-$10k range.
Anyways, I remember during the casino boats of NY where they went out to the 12 mile range to gamble talking to one of the guys there about setting up a floating barge 12 miles out and allowing people to have sex for free. Charge them for the boat ride to an from the barge....
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08-04-2008, 05:49 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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It's intriguing, but half of the people on vacation at big locations are looking to get some, and you can get a round trip tickets plus a hotel for a week in Miami for under $1500 including the cost of drinks and a jumbo pack of condoms. On top of that, you end up with someone who actually wants to fuck rather than someone who's getting paid for it.
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08-04-2008, 06:04 AM | #14 (permalink) | |
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I think these folks booking these sex tours must get off on paying to get laid.
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08-04-2008, 06:09 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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or can't really get laid for themselves... or can't be bothered to play the game....
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08-04-2008, 06:27 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
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I was in Thailand 25 years ago, unless things have changed... 50% are under aged, 25% are dudes and the other 25% are not all that amazing. But you're right about the cost.
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