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Originally Posted by little_tippler (Post 2498974)

Whaat? I like cum. So sue me.

Hey now, who said that I didn't like cum? :) For me, the turn on is the force of the ejaculation inside me--the uncontrolled throbbing feeling when it happens, skin against skin, is one of the hottest things about sex for me. I'm not big on the visual, but I do love the substance as it shoots into me--the more power, the better. :)

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Originally Posted by abaya (Post 2498979)

+1 :suave:

+2 Often that forceful ejaculate translates to a longer, stronger orgasm for me. I also do enjoy rubbing the substance on select parts. :orly: They say it's good for the skin. ;)

You know, something like this deserves some sort of legitimate scientific study. I mean, admit it, we'd all read the paper that comes out of it, no?

My first thoughts are if my baby is ejaculating for distance that means he cannot be cumming in my mouth or pussy. Not good :(

I would, however, help measure or evaluate for fun if he wants, we can make it "official". I am all for him masturbating when he needs to/when he wants to (and I so want to be around for this too) so we can do some measurements then if it's valuable info. I am supportive, just doesn't get me excited.

so has anyone actually tried Ropex or Serogen and can report their own personal results?

i think sperm volume is very important in fertility.

the average male sperm count is between 20-30million/ml. so the more volume the bigger chance of fertilization.

as for distance, halx i think u forgot something in your formula, TIME. the longer you are turned on, the greater the distance AND volume.

did anyone do physics at school?

so if...

speed = distance / time
distance = to speed x time

time = distance/speed

now..halx..factor in your shooting angle.. git wid de program!

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Originally Posted by dlish (Post 2502609)

time = distance/speed

Wow. So if it just dribbles out, and has no distance OR speed, time stands still....

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Originally Posted by ratbastid (Post 2502669)

Wow. So if it just dribbles out, and has no distance OR speed, time stands still....

Wow, finally an explanation. Because, just at the moment of orgasm, time DOES stand still.

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Originally Posted by ratbastid (Post 2502669)

Wow. So if it just dribbles out, and has no distance OR speed, time stands still....

im really disappointed in your mathematical skills ratbastid

time = speed/ distance man!

if distance is zero and speed is zero

then time= 0/0

therefore time is zero...

we are waiting for Halxs' angle calculation, but if he multiplies zero by any number then its obviously going to be a zero. he needs to find a coefficient multiplied by the 35 degree angle and THEN add it for you to get any sort of result.

jazz.. i know what your thinking.. "this guy knows a lot about this stuff for someone who doesnt masturbate" right???

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Originally Posted by Halx (Post 2497420)

Different strokes.. you know. Some of us find it rather HOT. Consider this hypothetical formula:

angle rating * (virility + arousal + preparation) = distance

Its like saying.. "Wow, I tried to just get it on your feet, but I ended up getting your face. I must have been really turned on."

Lets break down the formula:

Angle rating is all I could come up with to describe the variable of what direction you're shooting in. Obviously, some angles are better than others, so they have to have a rating. I figure a 35 degree upward angle is ideal for distance.

Virility is a measurement of your physical shape and functioning of your sexual organs. Obviously, if you're in shape where it counts, then the force of the spunk exiting your body will be higher.

Arousal is obvious. I find that the more turned on I am, the farther it goes. I hope everyone else has the same conclusion.

Preparation is akin to all that hoopla the author of your little link went through to ensure that he threw his goo farther. This could include dietary supplements, masturbation methods, and length of sexual activity.

All of this culminates into an orgasm, after which you can stand back and observe your trail of destruction and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

That's why it matters.

That is all fine and dandy. I still cannot say that I enjoy when it finds its way to my eyes. Though, it certainly can be fulfilling to be filled with seemingly jet-propelled sperm. (I simply have no idea what better way to express that)

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Originally Posted by dlish (Post 2502760)

im really disappointed in your mathematical skills ratbastid

time = speed/ distance man!

if distance is zero and speed is zero

then time= 0/0

therefore time is zero...

No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Actually, it's worse than that: you can't divide anything by zero--not even zero! Time suddenly breaks down into an indivisible singularity and the entire universe is sucked into a black hole originating at the tip of your urethra!

Wait, did this thread just somehow break the universe!

[Mr. Dithers voice] Ratbastid! [/Mr. Dithers voice]