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kate jack · 07-23-2008, 03:26 PM

[NSFW] unibrow.uber.com/queefing

I don't know if I'm shocked or impressed that there are this many home-made videos celebrating an individual's ability to queef on command. I mean, it's kinda sexy because most of the girls are on the floor in tiny shorts with their legs up in the air, but on the other hand they are also blasting pussy farts at me with frightening consistency. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!

Tell us your queef stories.

abaya · 07-23-2008, 03:47 PM

Do you mean to say that you have no personal queef stories of your own, to get the thread rolling? (This is the usual protocol.)

UKking · 07-23-2008, 04:22 PM

Is there is any correlation between women who can queef on command and women who squirt?

Cernunnos · 07-23-2008, 05:30 PM

UKking: I don't see how a correlation would exist except by chance, certainly not a strong one. Queefing is the result of air trapped in the vagina, whereas female ejaculation is typically thought to originate from the paraurethral glands. Separate processes and causes.

On topic, since the air in a vagina is not comprised of odorous gases produced within the intestines, I'm not troubled by them.

blahblah454 · 07-23-2008, 05:37 PM

Funny story. After a romp in the sack I decided to give my lady a few kisses down there. A few kisses turned into me lapping excitedly at her clitoris. Well then all of a sudden comes this huge queef, almost knocked me on my ass. I was very surprised and then overcome by a bought of laughter. That ended the sexual moment but it both left us with a good chuckle. I suppose this could have turned out bad if one or more of us were not so good natured about such things.

Bear Cub · 07-23-2008, 05:43 PM

Not much of a story to it. My ex-girlfriend was having an orgasm, and she queefed so bad it sounded like a jake brake.

levite · 07-23-2008, 09:56 PM

So, my girl and I are having this total marathon fuck session, right? We do it in the pool for like an hour, and then on this deck chair, she's kinda hanging off the back, and we're going at it.... It was like the hottest thing, ever. Finally, we both come hard, and we're panting and going "Damn, that was unreal!" She gets up, and suddenly lets loose a whole string of queefs, loud and staccato and rhythmic. It was kind of like she queefed the opening bars to "Louie, Louie." She blushed, but laughed, and I just about died laughing.

07-23-2008, 03:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
kate jack Tilted	Queef Stories [NSFW] unibrow.uber.com/queefing I don't know if I'm shocked or impressed that there are this many home-made videos celebrating an individual's ability to queef on command. I mean, it's kinda sexy because most of the girls are on the floor in tiny shorts with their legs up in the air, but on the other hand they are also blasting pussy farts at me with frightening consistency. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK! Tell us your queef stories.

07-23-2008, 03:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	Do you mean to say that you have no personal queef stories of your own, to get the thread rolling? (This is the usual protocol.) __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

07-23-2008, 05:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Not much of a story to it. My ex-girlfriend was having an orgasm, and she queefed so bad it sounded like a jake brake. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

07-23-2008, 09:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	So, my girl and I are having this total marathon fuck session, right? We do it in the pool for like an hour, and then on this deck chair, she's kinda hanging off the back, and we're going at it.... It was like the hottest thing, ever. Finally, we both come hard, and we're panting and going "Damn, that was unreal!" She gets up, and suddenly lets loose a whole string of queefs, loud and staccato and rhythmic. It was kind of like she queefed the opening bars to "Louie, Louie." She blushed, but laughed, and I just about died laughing. __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

07-23-2008, 04:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
UKking Crazy	Is there is any correlation between women who can queef on command and women who squirt?

07-23-2008, 05:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cernunnos Insane Location: Orlando, Florida	UKking: I don't see how a correlation would exist except by chance, certainly not a strong one. Queefing is the result of air trapped in the vagina, whereas female ejaculation is typically thought to originate from the paraurethral glands. Separate processes and causes. On topic, since the air in a vagina is not comprised of odorous gases produced within the intestines, I'm not troubled by them.

07-23-2008, 05:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Funny story. After a romp in the sack I decided to give my lady a few kisses down there. A few kisses turned into me lapping excitedly at her clitoris. Well then all of a sudden comes this huge queef, almost knocked me on my ass. I was very surprised and then overcome by a bought of laughter. That ended the sexual moment but it both left us with a good chuckle. I suppose this could have turned out bad if one or more of us were not so good natured about such things.