ipollux

A few months ago, I was at my parent's house and requested some Tylenol. My mother told me to look in the cabinet in my stepfather's restroom to see if I could find some. Well, I did--but I also found Levitra. I was mildly amused but, of course, never said anything about it.

Several weeks later, my mother was bragging about how much better my stepfather was in bed than my father. Ridiculous that I have to hear these things, I know. So, I couldn't resist, and said that at least my father doesn't take Levitra (that I know of?).

She flipped out and said he only needed it because he had high blood pressure and that caused him problems. Anybody know if there's any truth to that?

At any rate, I thought the whole thing was hilarious.

Bear Cub

Quite possible, heck, Viagra was created initially as blood pressure medication.

I once opened a drawer upstairs to get a pair of scissors at my parents house and saw a Viagra sample pack in there. I puked in my mouth a little bit.

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Ilow

a host of medical problems can cause men to need Levitra, including high blood pressure, diabetes etc. And no, you didn't need to hear that.

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thespian86

hahaha this could easily become a "when I discovered my parents were people" threads; very, very quickly.

One time, when I was around 13/14, I was digging for something in my step father's junk drawer in his dresser and found a package of "penis enlarging gel". I was so tempted to take it.

I don't know if there is any validity to her reasoning, and I know that bear cub is right about viagra but I'd assume it was for sex. Either way that's a laugh.

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ipollux

Yeah, I once found some "sex gel" in the nightstand in my parent's bedroom when I was a child. It was from Frederick's of Hollywood. Evern worse, I once heard them. Thanks god I never actually saw them.

james t kirk

He probably is better in bed than your father, orelse the old lady wouldn't be bragging. (Though I think she should have kept her gate closed about that little detail out of respect for you.)

I can totally understand that.

A lot of guys can get would at the drop of a hat but have no idea how to please a woman. Other guys need the little pill to get wood, but are able to drive a woman to sexual exhaustion, and not just by screwing alone.

Jozen-Bo

I never heard about Levitra until I read this thread...I am assuming it is a proscribed afrodiasac...?

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JumpinJesus

luckily for me, my parents never had sex.

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Jozen-Bo

R U a test-tube baby?

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LoganSnake

ED medicine.

Pop a pill, pop a boner.

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snowy

It's not at all surprising. A number of health problems can cause ED. Just getting older can cause ED. Woopdedoo--it's really not a big deal.

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jackperry

Agreed, but thanks to medical science we now have multiple options to heal ED. I think the natural herbal stimulants are a bit good options to explore.

girldetective

Im not sure that Levitra and other meds in this dept actually heal anything. I think they deal with a symptom. Although they may cause one to heel right up.

I love science.

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genuinegirly

What an odd thing to hear from your mother, about someone who is not your father. Seems a bit tasteless, especially if you respect your father. Something to say next time: "You think he's better in bed, but at least my father reproduced."

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sapiens

Have you tried: "Mom, I'm not interested in hearing about your sex life. Please don't talk about it around me."?

The_Jazz

Lucky for us, they didn't have any children that lived.

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Redlemon

Checking the Wiki, I see...
...so yes, "hypertension" is high blood pressure, but that's only a "has been explored", not a "used commonly in treatment".

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ipollux

Good call.