PlanG

Everyone must have had some injury caused during a moment of passion. I reckon a few are going to be funny, so let's share!

Now, the only one to date for me is that at the moment I have what I reckon can be best described as a rub/tear on the stringy bit of skin under the tongue, caused by giving plenty of oral to my girlfriend (first time, so I wanted to make a good impression.. not much better than multiple orgasms I reckon? ) the other day and it rubbing on my lower teeth Hurts a fair bit..

What else have you guys and girls had happen then?


edit: had a quick look on wikipedia and it is apparently called the frenulum of the tongue.. http://www.doctorspiller.com/images/...gualFrenum.jpg

Willravel

When I get that feeling, I want sexual healing.

I've had plenty. I've thrown my back out several times, pulled hamstrings, bumped my head maybe a million times, had numerous bite marks... jeez. I've been injured quite often now that I think of it. The worst was probably the time I had a ring get stuck. It took me hours to get out of that thing and I wasn't able to walk for days.

KellyC

Umm....after an all night romp session. I got cramps in my hip and groin....Does that count???

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PlanG

Oh yeah, shoulder cramps while fingering her and I was lying on my side kissing her with her on her back, using my left arm as a support causing my left shoulder muscle to start cramping up .. was in agony but didn't want to stop since she was beginning to orgasm... that was fun



Supporting yourself on one side on a bed with your elbow after a shoulders and arms session in a gym leads to mental cramps

snowy

I've shredded the inside of my upper and lower lips from covering my teeth during super-long BJ sessions and had my thighs bruised pretty badly from one night of rough sex with a super-skinny guy with these jutting hip bones.

The worst cramp I've ever gotten was one in my hip while in missionary position; I basically started shouting, "CRAMP! CRAMP!" and shoved him off of me. Once my toe cramped up, and we had to stop because it was so uncomfortable I couldn't focus on the pleasure but once it was sorted out we got back to business.

I find yoga poses meant to stretch the hip flexors are best for preventing sex-related injuries.

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LoganSnake

A bunch of toe cramps. Those are really comfortable.

Charlie horses, cramped arms from supporting myself on one side, cramped jaws and tongue from oral, cramped wrist from a looooooong fingering/rubbing session. Mostly just cramps.

Oh, and I got kicked in the balls once.

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PonyPotato

I've had a fair bit of vaginal soreness/bruises/slight tearing from some rough sex, as well as non-genital injuries. Hip cramps (my right hip locks and DAMN does it hurt), toe/foot cramps, bruised thighs/hips, rugburn, sore/locked jaw, and I've hit my head a few times as well.

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JumpinJesus

No rug burns? You guys aren't doing it right.

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jewels

I was just gonna say that.

I've had rug burns, leg cramps, deep scratches and bites, hickeys, rawness. Once we were sideways on the bed and I kept sliding back until my head began was off the mattress, nearing the floor, and he leaned in/down to kiss me when he came and we fell on our heads. It did hurt.

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MSD

I checked a thread one of my good friends made a few years ago, and not only is it from after the crash, my embedded sound clip still works. I am quite happy about that last part.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=73215

snowy

I hate, hate, hate rug burns and avoid them at all costs, mostly because one time I ended up with one on my lower back. I'd forgotten all about it...thanks for reminding me

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Lucifer

I was getting a handjob in a dark car one dark night, and when I came, she pulled down hard on my cock (I'm uncut) and when my cock spasmed, it ripped the skin on the underside. There is a fair amount of blood in that thing keeping it hard and I must have lost 1/2 a pint of it in the front of her car. I screamed, literally, and she thought it was pleasure cause she was moaning too, thinking all that warm fluid on her hand was semen. She got kind of freaked when she switched on the overhead light and saw blood splashed around the dashboard and window. The funniest bit for me was when one of my roommates caught me coming in with blood on my jeans and he said, "Good night?" I replied, "it wasn't boring!" Now I've got an interesting scar to show...

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JumpinJesus

Man, I so wish I hadn't read that, lucifer.

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ratbastid

I've had elbow-and-knee rug burns, but I had no room to complain because somebody else was always left with full-back rug burns. Which suck, by the way.

First of May last year, StellaLuna got "back porch burns"....

blahblah454

Fuck man! I remember reading that a few years back and it was completely out of my mind! You suck for bringing it back, I still cringe!

My worst would be when I was pumping really hard this one time and she was fucking CRAZY wet, like sloopy 15th's wet (we had been having sex all day, in fact we were playing hookie to screw). Anyways I pulled out too hard and did not realize that I was no longer inside of her, slammed it back down, it slipped and went right into the pelvic bone dealy. I bent my cock pretty good, and bruised her nicely too. My cock was bruised for about a week and any sex at all for that time was painful.

Manic_Skafe

I haven't sustained many injuries other than soreness but an ex of mine once burned the skin from the tops of her toes off by riding me reverse cowgirl barefoot in her basement. Cement floors.

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levite

Ooh, let's see.... Rug burns, scratches, bite marks aplenty. Several muscle spasms and cramps, pulled a hamstring once doing a girl on a windowseat.... Several minor abrasions and contusions from slipping off the hood of a car we were shagging on, a bruised shinbone from falling off the bed onto the stone tile floor when my girl and I were surprised in flagrante delicto, sprained a toe once when the footboard I was using for traction broke mid-thrust, a long cut up the thigh from doing it up against a broken chain-link fence (thank God I'd had my tetnus shots).... And a couple of years of chronically sore jaws from going with a girl who needed a lot of oral to come (like 30-45 minutes, every time-- turned out she was a lesbian).

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Milkyway

Sex is like a mosh pit, the more bruises the more you enjoyed it.

Well not exactly, but I have had more than I could possibly list and instilled quit a few too, especially at the beginning of my sexual career. Why did I have to constantly hit/kick/ram the guys nuts during sex? I have come a long way. I can't even remember all the things.

Two things that stick out in my mind were, one time I was having problems with vaginal bleeding and my boyfriend took me to the ER and after examining me they had a social worked talk to me because I had so many bruises on my inner thighs, and vaginal injuries they thought I was being raped repeatedly-nope, just really rough, really hot sex. And secondly when I was sixteen I was driving to a remote spot to get it on with my boyfriend and we started before the car was all the way into park, car rolled over a tree stump, the movement then crash made me accidentally punch the guy in the crotch. And two days later my dad was doing something to the car and started swearing up a storm because the undercarriage (I think that's what he said) was all fucked up, turns out there was a huge budge on the floor of the back seat-literally you couldn't put your feet down on the floor it was pushed in so high. I don't really know how we did that. I sort of told the truth to my dad, I said one night last week the car went off the road in the park. (Left out the while I was trying to undress so in so and he had his hand in my crotch so I couldn't think.)

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