Satisfying Sex: Build a Combo Meal or Help at the Salad Bar, Please
 

So, I'm growing tired of the standard bed sex. The standard "We woke up too late, we only have an hour before work. Throw me some missionary and let's get out the door." :(

So, I need to recreate the honeymoon. I need to reinvent sex. I need to satisfy both of us, lead her into total surprise and ecstacy. We're planning something big, I know that, and here's what I've got so far:

LISTING
(locations shown in chronological order)

Shower
Kitchen
Bedroom/Suite

Beginning with the shower, we would simply (without showing her what's in the other rooms) hop into the shower. Gradually stripping each other in the bathroom, against the counter, door, and shower pane, we indulge in each others' nudity (or nudities, for you grammar hounds). Guiding each other to the shower, we could hop in and turn on a sensual aura of warm water to sprinkle over our curves. This ending in a shower foreplay session. After the shower, we dry each other off and skimp over to the next course.

The kitchen. Filled with each others' goodies, whipped cream, chocolates stacked on porclain plates, glossed strawberries, and a nice mat to cover the unforgiving hardwood flooring (it's biting cold on wet-shower-ass, I promise). Continuing foreplay, the food would guide heavenscent oral sex on each other, sweet kisses, and following with penetration. Sweet sex on the kitchen floor.

After reaching climax, we could trail each other into the bedroom, where dim lights, a mounted wall television with a couple making love to each other, and a rose-petal covered mattress would invite a second serving of love. After a full round of sex here, a tired, cuddle would send us to sleep.

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So TFP, do I have it down? What more or less could I add? Would I die from exhaustion? Do you have any other recipes for satisfaction?

I would do the kitchen first, then the shower.....makes clean-up easier. :D

Trying to stick to an itinerary may take away from the passion. Use these as a guide, but don't be afraid to play it by ear. Any of your three ideas would probably work well alone; combining them may prove inconvenient, especially when it's time to switch from one to another.

Might I suggest a blindfold before leading her into the kitchen, post-shower?

I agree. Keep it spontaneous. Although, all 3 of your ideas are good!

If you catch her anywhere in the house, sneak up from behind and wrap your arms around her waist, pulling her into your chest and kissing her neck. Location won't matter much in that moment, I promise you.

Nothing elaborate, just an unexpected expression of affection.

I would throw in a little sex on the washing machine for some extra vibration and a romp on the dining room table...if it's marble, even better. ;)

oh oh and if you have a garage, some sex on or against your car might be exciting!

do you live in a building? Jam the elevator and have some fun in there.

also if you're bored of the standard missionary in the morning, why not try a little wake up call spooning sex instead? Much better...

Imagination is the key ;)

I am in full agreement with little_tippler on the morning spooning. If she's still asleep, wake her up in the most pleasurable of ways.

I agree that the shower should go after the kitchen. If you get whipped cream on yourself and don't wash it off, it starts to smell bad.

definitely want an update on this one :)

OK. I will go Kitchen, Shower, then bedroom. Report comes later gentlemen.

You wouldn't know it yet, but some of the members responding to you in this thread are ladies.

I do know that, but perhaps I was referring to a different kind of gentlemen...

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Your ideas are great and it would be like a second honeymoon, but don't forget the fact that the next day you don't want to go through the same old missionary in a hurry rut again. You need to make sure you have constant ideas for keeping it spiced up. There was this book I read once I think it was called 101 Ways to Please a Man there was a version for guys about pleasing women too. You could buy a book for you and one for her. Get something like that and draw ideas from it weekly-so it takes you five minutes once a week reading a book to make sure you have an entire week of hot sex-totally worth it.

Reminds me, I may need to get another one of those books, I could use some new ideas, we do vary things, but we fall back on our "favorites" more often then I'd like.

Aww thanks Milkyway. I will look into that after our "second honeymoon". This has been a great thread so far. :)

I will be serving the meal tomorrow in the afternoon. She booked a half-day at the office, so I have to start cooking. ;)

Have lots and lots of fun!!!!!

This was the book I had the title wrong: