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Old 05-29-2008, 08:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Novelty Sex

I had sex with a girl that was in the vampire-goth scene. I didn't really want to but I wanted to see if sucking the blood out of her friends made her good at sucking dick. It didn't. Thankfully she didn't have her fangs in.

Picnic table and a play toy in a park, just because I could.

What are some of your occasions where you've had sex for no other reason than the sheer novelty of it?
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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In an airplane just so I could say Im a member of the mile high club.
what are the logistics of that?
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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In an airplane just so I could say Im a member of the mile high club.

So..... want to go fly somewhere?
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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In a huge watertank above a hotel with a really slutty receptionist on christmas eve. Water was really cold but was barely noticable and the guests used the water in their tea.
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I saw the thread title and immediately thought of those novelty frozen confections:


My brain went some very very bad places....
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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In a running river just a bit off I-80.
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Gave a blowjob in a car on the Sunset Highway in Portland while we were stuck in traffic. Certainly made passing the time in a jam a bit easier.
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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In an airplane just so I could say Im a member of the mile high club.
I'm curious as to how feat is possible? There's barely room for one person in the lavatory and the other passengers and stewardesses...
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Im curious as to how feat is possible? Theres barely room for one person in the lavatory and the other passengers and stewardesses...
It was a four seater plane. My friend has his pilot license and my guy and I did it in the back of seat.

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Old 05-31-2008, 08:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It was a four seater plane. My friend has his pilot license and my guy and I did it in the back of seat.
Cheater.
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Old 05-31-2008, 09:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2008, 03:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Cheater.
+1. cabin crew need to be involved.

and for my bit: the famous blue lagoon in iceland. while it was crowded too.
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Old 06-01-2008, 03:34 AM   #18 (permalink)
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cabin crew need to be involved.
Oh yeah, Mile High Threesome, baby!
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Old 06-01-2008, 03:36 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Church bell tower ! am I still going to heaven ??
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:44 AM   #20 (permalink)
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+1. cabin crew need to be involved.

and for my bit: the famous blue lagoon in iceland. while it was crowded too.
God... I heard that from someone else recently. Does everybody fuck in the Blue Lagoon? My parents are coming soon to visit and I want wanted to take them there..

Regarding the OP... We had sex in the bushes near an elementary school once. Then of course on an Icelandic mountain in the open, that's quite nice .
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:02 AM   #21 (permalink)
 
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God... I heard that from someone else recently. Does everybody fuck in the Blue Lagoon? My parents are coming soon to visit and I want wanted to take them there..
Yeah man, what is WITH people fucking in the Blue Lagoon?!! I mean... I know it's all hot, white liquid around you anyway, but isn't it a bit dangerous/uncomfortable for the woman to have dirty, silica-muddy water shoved up inside her cunt in extremely hot water? I guess I just have no idea... and does that mean that if a woman goes swimming in the Blue Lagoon, there is some chance of her getting random sperm up her vagina? (I feel whooshes of water up my crotch all the time when I am swimming, that's why I ask.)
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:13 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Yeah man, what is WITH people fucking in the Blue Lagoon?!! I mean... I know it's all hot, white liquid around you anyway, but isn't it a bit dangerous/uncomfortable for the woman to have dirty, silica-muddy water shoved up inside her cunt in extremely hot water? I guess I just have no idea... and does that mean that if a woman goes swimming in the Blue Lagoon, there is some chance of her getting random sperm up her vagina? (I feel whooshes of water up my crotch all the time when I am swimming, that's why I ask.)

We can only hope that this post spurs a Hall of Fame worthy, "My girlfriend went swimming in the blue lagoon and now I think she's pregnant!" thread.
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:14 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I saw the thread title and immediately thought of those novelty frozen confections:


My brain went some very very bad places....
Well, they are the right shape. I wouldn't want to risk the freezer burn, tho.
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:18 AM   #24 (permalink)
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hey, when in rome.. (or rvk if thatŽs where you are)

why do you think there are security guards there? everyone i know has a story about sex + bláa lónið. (besides, it was the exŽs idea. i was just along for the ride i guess you could say) so to answer ktspktspŽs q: yes i think everyone does. you make it sound like a trip there will leave you pregnant, abaya. itŽs not like a tiny swimming pool and given all the ingredients in the water iŽd be surprised if much could survive in it. but i do agree itŽs pretty unsanitary

apparently the price is about to jump to 2300isk to go there so iŽm thinking twice now about recommending it to people now. i think at 1800isk it was already a serious rip-off. ktspktsp: if youŽre going to take the folks around the country find jarðbað near mývatn as itŽs much cheaper, the water nicer and itŽs open later as well as being much less crowded.
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:59 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:24 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Yeah man, what is WITH people fucking in the Blue Lagoon?!! I mean... I know it's all hot, white liquid around you anyway, but isn't it a bit dangerous/uncomfortable for the woman to have dirty, silica-muddy water shoved up inside her cunt in extremely hot water? I guess I just have no idea... and does that mean that if a woman goes swimming in the Blue Lagoon, there is some chance of her getting random sperm up her vagina? (I feel whooshes of water up my crotch all the time when I am swimming, that's why I ask.)
It would be my guess that the temperatures and bacteria in the lagoon would kill off the sperm along with most other disease causing germs.
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
 
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why do you think there are security guards there? everyone i know has a story about sex + bláa lónið.
Yeah, I guess I haven't been there in 6+ years, so I don't remember there being a lot of security guards. But still... ewww!! (It's just my gut reaction, sorry.)
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you make it sound like a trip there will leave you pregnant, abaya. itŽs not like a tiny swimming pool and given all the ingredients in the water iŽd be surprised if much could survive in it. but i do agree itŽs pretty unsanitary
Well, of course I doubt it could happen. But I was just thinking, man... if I were sitting next to a couple having discreet sex or something, or even just some dude jacking off next to me (the water is totally opaque, for those of you who haven't been there)... sperm survives in warm, wet conditions... I guess I just hate the idea of nasty water (sperm or not) going up my vagina while I'm floating around, since that tends to happen to me when I'm swimming anywhere (does that happen to any other women?).

The whole thing just triggers my gross-out and paranoia-prone side, obviously.
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Old 06-01-2008, 02:56 PM   #28 (permalink)
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canŽt say i blame you and for the record we didnŽt go too far

and yeah, if there was some guy sitting next me jacking off i wouldnŽt be so much unimpressed as inclined to pummel him.
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physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-01-2008, 04:56 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Yeah, I guess I haven't been there in 6+ years, so I don't remember there being a lot of security guards. But still... ewww!! (It's just my gut reaction, sorry.) Well, of course I doubt it could happen. But I was just thinking, man... if I were sitting next to a couple having discreet sex or something, or even just some dude jacking off next to me (the water is totally opaque, for those of you who haven't been there)... sperm survives in warm, wet conditions... I guess I just hate the idea of nasty water (sperm or not) going up my vagina while I'm floating around, since that tends to happen to me when I'm swimming anywhere (does that happen to any other women?).

The whole thing just triggers my gross-out and paranoia-prone side, obviously.
Like MuadDib said, the heat and the mineral content of the water kills off sperm pretty handily; it also keeps the microbes down (though there are microbes that can live in those kind of conditions, but they tend to like it hotter). Plus, according to the website, the water of the Blue Lagoon is completely renewed every 40 hours.
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:38 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2008, 07:02 PM   #31 (permalink)
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We can only hope that this post spurs a Hall of Fame worthy, "My girlfriend went swimming in the blue lagoon and now I think she's pregnant!" thread.
A refreshing change from the quarterly or biennial "I fingered my girlfriend, is she pregnant?" thread.
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Old 06-02-2008, 12:59 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Like MuadDib said, the heat and the mineral content of the water kills off sperm pretty handily; it also keeps the microbes down (though there are microbes that can live in those kind of conditions, but they tend to like it hotter). Plus, according to the website, the water of the Blue Lagoon is completely renewed every 40 hours.
+ grain of salt. the website also claims it to be a completely natural feature as well....
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physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-02-2008, 01:54 AM   #33 (permalink)
 
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+ grain of salt. the website also claims it to be a completely natural feature as well....
Yep. I have a hard time believing anything that the Blue Lagoon marketing machine says about itself... the whole thing is really a sham (they filled up an old lava field with runoff from a geothermal power plant--yes, runoff!--and they sell it as a "force of nature" that will heal any problematic skin condition you might have).
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Old 06-02-2008, 01:36 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Back to the OP...

Does "in the second class carriage of the London to Brighton train on a saturday afternoon" count?
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:05 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I wasn't involved in this, but I heard a not-completely-implausible rumor about a couple in my high school doing it during class.
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Old 06-03-2008, 07:46 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2008, 08:51 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2008, 09:44 AM   #38 (permalink)
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On a warm afternoon in a drenching rainstorm. The location wasn't that special, just our back deck, but that allowed us to be completely naked.

FYI, even if it is warm outside, rain is COLD. COLD COLD COLD. Also, when in the missionary position, it is quite distracting to have a river running down your back and between your buttcheeks.
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:07 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I had sex with a girl that was in the vampire-goth scene. I didn't really want to but I wanted to see if sucking the blood out of her friends made her good at sucking dick. It didn't.
You could have at least have lied about it. Told us it was mindblowing or something. There goes that fantasy. Never had me a real vampire before.

Although...I used to do volunteer work at a "haunted house" back in the mid 80's. I played a traditional cape wearing vampire. I nailed an Elvira wannabe in a real coffin. After hours...of course. And, yeah...she was good.

I've also had sex on top of the blast doors of nuclear armed minuteman missle silo. Just to be able to say that I did.

I had a 1st Lieutenant behind the display screens of the SAC underground command center. Good times.
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:42 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I've also had sex on top of the blast doors of nuclear armed minuteman missle silo. Just to be able to say that I did.


You win, Bill.


...the bathroom at the restaurant where I used to work doesn't sound as exciting now.
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