05-29-2008, 08:36 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Novelty Sex
I had sex with a girl that was in the vampire-goth scene. I didn't really want to but I wanted to see if sucking the blood out of her friends made her good at sucking dick. It didn't. Thankfully she didn't have her fangs in.
Picnic table and a play toy in a park, just because I could. What are some of your occasions where you've had sex for no other reason than the sheer novelty of it? |
05-30-2008, 08:05 PM | #3 (permalink) | |
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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05-31-2008, 01:40 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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In a huge watertank above a hotel with a really slutty receptionist on christmas eve. Water was really cold but was barely noticable and the guests used the water in their tea.
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05-31-2008, 05:22 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Road head driving through the mountains in Utah.
In a running river just a bit off I-80.
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05-31-2008, 06:22 PM | #11 (permalink) |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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Gave a blowjob in a car on the Sunset Highway in Portland while we were stuck in traffic. Certainly made passing the time in a jam a bit easier.
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05-31-2008, 06:31 PM | #12 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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Against the wall, outside, behind a biker bar on 50 between Cocoa Beach and Orlando.
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05-31-2008, 07:02 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
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Location: Home sweet home
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05-31-2008, 08:14 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
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05-31-2008, 08:21 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
eats puppies and shits rainbows
Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA
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06-01-2008, 03:09 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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and for my bit: the famous blue lagoon in iceland. while it was crowded too.
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? Last edited by lotsofmagnets; 06-01-2008 at 03:10 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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06-01-2008, 05:44 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
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Location: Reykjavik, Iceland
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Regarding the OP... We had sex in the bushes near an elementary school once. Then of course on an Icelandic mountain in the open, that's quite nice . |
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06-01-2008, 06:02 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
Location: Iceland
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06-01-2008, 06:13 AM | #22 (permalink) | |
The Reverend Side Boob
Location: Nofe Curolina
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We can only hope that this post spurs a Hall of Fame worthy, "My girlfriend went swimming in the blue lagoon and now I think she's pregnant!" thread.
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06-01-2008, 06:14 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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Location: Memphis, TN
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06-01-2008, 06:18 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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hey, when in rome.. (or rvk if thatŽs where you are)
why do you think there are security guards there? everyone i know has a story about sex + bláa lónið. (besides, it was the exŽs idea. i was just along for the ride i guess you could say) so to answer ktspktspŽs q: yes i think everyone does. you make it sound like a trip there will leave you pregnant, abaya. itŽs not like a tiny swimming pool and given all the ingredients in the water iŽd be surprised if much could survive in it. but i do agree itŽs pretty unsanitary apparently the price is about to jump to 2300isk to go there so iŽm thinking twice now about recommending it to people now. i think at 1800isk it was already a serious rip-off. ktspktsp: if youŽre going to take the folks around the country find jarðbað near mývatn as itŽs much cheaper, the water nicer and itŽs open later as well as being much less crowded.
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
06-01-2008, 06:59 AM | #25 (permalink) |
I'll ask when I'm ready....
Location: Firmly in the middle....
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Movie theater. Boring move, not many people. Good times!
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06-01-2008, 11:24 AM | #26 (permalink) | |
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The whole thing just triggers my gross-out and paranoia-prone side, obviously.
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06-01-2008, 02:56 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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canŽt say i blame you and for the record we didnŽt go too far
and yeah, if there was some guy sitting next me jacking off i wouldnŽt be so much unimpressed as inclined to pummel him.
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
06-01-2008, 04:56 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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06-01-2008, 05:38 PM | #30 (permalink) |
Mulletproof
Location: Some nucking fut house.
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At an outside bar called Shadow Lake in Noel, Missouri. We went down by the river which we realized the next day as we canoed down the river was right below the dance floor. I got poison ivy across my ass too. I'd do it again if given the chance.
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06-01-2008, 07:02 PM | #31 (permalink) | |
The sky calls to us ...
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06-02-2008, 12:59 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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06-02-2008, 01:54 AM | #33 (permalink) | |
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And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran |
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06-02-2008, 01:36 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Back to the OP...
Does "in the second class carriage of the London to Brighton train on a saturday afternoon" count?
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06-02-2008, 10:05 PM | #35 (permalink) |
I have eaten the slaw
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I wasn't involved in this, but I heard a not-completely-implausible rumor about a couple in my high school doing it during class.
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06-03-2008, 07:46 AM | #36 (permalink) |
But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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At a christmas tree farm. And yes, it was cold.
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06-03-2008, 08:51 AM | #37 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Victoria
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In a corn maze when I was in high school. My then-girlfriend was the organizer and we were setting things up the night before it opened to the public, and we decided to fool around inside somewhere.
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06-03-2008, 09:44 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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Location: New England
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On a warm afternoon in a drenching rainstorm. The location wasn't that special, just our back deck, but that allowed us to be completely naked.
FYI, even if it is warm outside, rain is COLD. COLD COLD COLD. Also, when in the missionary position, it is quite distracting to have a river running down your back and between your buttcheeks.
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06-03-2008, 12:07 PM | #39 (permalink) | |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Although...I used to do volunteer work at a "haunted house" back in the mid 80's. I played a traditional cape wearing vampire. I nailed an Elvira wannabe in a real coffin. After hours...of course. And, yeah...she was good. I've also had sex on top of the blast doors of nuclear armed minuteman missle silo. Just to be able to say that I did. I had a 1st Lieutenant behind the display screens of the SAC underground command center. Good times.
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06-03-2008, 02:42 PM | #40 (permalink) | |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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You win, Bill. ...the bathroom at the restaurant where I used to work doesn't sound as exciting now.
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