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roninjacen 05-12-2008 01:41 AM

Threesomes
 
My brother-in-law expressed this weekend (on Mother's Day, no less) that he believes that BGG threesomes would never work because the guy would have no idea what to do. That there's too much going on and he would just get flustered and confused.

Discuss! :)

StellaLuna 05-12-2008 03:24 AM

I dunno, I think ratbastid manages pretty well with the two of us...

What do you think about the MFF thing, OP?

mixedmedia 05-12-2008 03:32 AM

Yes, ronin, fill us in on how you feel about the subject. Here at TFP it is polite to give your own testimony and/or opinion when starting a discussion. :)

As for your brother-in-law expressing doubt that it would 'work,' is he under the impression that it's never been done before? Or is he only referring to himself? :confused:

ratbastid 05-12-2008 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StellaLuna
I dunno, I think ratbastid manages pretty well with the two of us...

Well... I'll just say this: the phrase "embarrassment of riches" comes to mind. Having two girls at once can be a lot to get your head and hands and arms and legs and lips around. But Sunday morning was pretty amazing. :thumbsup:

lotsofmagnets 05-12-2008 02:12 PM

just let them do all the work :)

still waiting for the OPīs opinion....

Ustwo 05-12-2008 02:31 PM

If you can walk and chew gum, you can handle two women.

Seriously its not that hard.

Punk.of.Ages 05-12-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
Well... I'll just say this: the phrase "embarrassment of riches" comes to mind. Having two girls at once can be a lot to get your head and hands and arms and legs and lips around. But Sunday morning was pretty amazing. :thumbsup:

Ratbastid = my hero!

ratbastid 05-12-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo
If you can walk and chew gum...

Challenging, for me.

Derwood 05-12-2008 03:22 PM

i'm pretty sure i'd figure out what to do.

sadly, that ship has sailed

lotsofmagnets 05-12-2008 03:33 PM

how fast can you swim?

Halx 05-12-2008 03:34 PM

How long can you rub your tummy and pat your head?

Ustwo 05-12-2008 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Halx
How long can you rub your tummy and pat your head?

^ is a better analogy than mine.

Plus if the girls are bi, 1/2 your work is already done.

Ilow 05-12-2008 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo
^ is a better analogy than mine.

Plus if the girls are bi, 1/2 your work is already done.

In my experience all girls are at least a bit bi, and I would go even further and say that if they are open enough for a threesome, they are probably open enough to entertain one another for a little too.
In my experience, one girl can pleasure me while I pleasure the other, and then Presto! switcharoo.
Oh yeah, and pace yourself...:)

Ustwo 05-12-2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ilow
In my experience all girls are at least a bit bi,

Mine too.

ratbastid 05-12-2008 06:37 PM

Certainly every girl I've had a threesome with is.

Martian 05-12-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
Certainly every girl I've had a threesome with is.

Now you're just bragging...

Threesomes always seemed to me like one of those things that looks really good on paper but doesn't work out so well in practice. Then again, I've never actually had one so I'm probably not the best one to ask.

blahblah454 05-12-2008 07:46 PM

ratbastid, what a guy. I second the hero comment.

I have also never done it, and am too scared of STD's to probably ever get around to doing it in my life.

roninjacen 05-13-2008 01:12 AM

Personally, I think it could be done. I mean, there are probably guys out there who would freak out and not even have a chance to have any fun. He may have just been speaking for himself, but I don't know.

I've never been in that situation, so I can't say for sure whether or not I'd be able to handle it. I guess it's kind of like any potentially stressful situation. You think you would do what needed to be done, but when it comes down to it, you really can't say.

ratbastid 05-13-2008 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roninjacen
I've never been in that situation, so I can't say for sure whether or not I'd be able to handle it. I guess it's kind of like any potentially stressful situation. You think you would do what needed to be done, but when it comes down to it, you really can't say.

Sort of like finding yourself in an airliner flight deck with a comatose pilot? ;)

Our first time was pretty stressful, it's true, but that had a lot to do with the third that we were working with at the time--it was always a little stressful with her. But now that we've got a live-in partner who we completely adore and with whom everything is downright easy, it's nothing but good.

vancityboi 05-14-2008 01:08 AM

imho, i dont like 3some. since you have to satisfy TWO women. the longest i usually last is 45mins..and thats for ONE partner..two would just kill me...cuz i dont want to leave anyone unsatisfied..ugh...

bottom line..too much work.. :(

levite 05-14-2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roninjacen
My brother-in-law expressed this weekend (on Mother's Day, no less) that he believes that BGG threesomes would never work because the guy would have no idea what to do. That there's too much going on and he would just get flustered and confused.

Threesomes Rule #1:

When in doubt, watch.

Ustwo 05-14-2008 12:49 PM

You all need to remember the most important part here.

One can make your sandwich while the other makes you a drink after.

little_tippler 05-14-2008 02:42 PM

I have zero experience in threesomes but to hijack the thread a little more while we wait for the OP to post...

I think that it's hard enough pleasuring just one person, and the fact that you have to divert your attention to a second one seems like it would result in a less great session overall, but I guess the quantity factor might be exciting for a while at least. :p

Redlemon 05-15-2008 05:20 AM

I also have zero experience with this, but I'd like to quote something ratbastid said a while ago that has stuck with me:
Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
You know the real problem with orgy-style more than one-on-one group sex? You never know quite why she's moaning. Could be because of something you're doing. Could be because of something she's doing. The normal rules of feedback and communication are all messed up.


ratbastid 05-15-2008 05:56 AM

Oh yeah, that too.

The obsessive librarian strikes again!

Redlemon 05-15-2008 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
Oh yeah, that too.

The obsessive librarian strikes again!

And you continue to speak the truth. :thumbsup:

MSD 05-15-2008 07:35 AM

Assuming the letters "B" and "G" stand for what I think they do, everyone has a mouth, a pair of hands, and a set of genitals. The women even have boobs in between. It's not hard to figure out an arrangement in which everyone is concentrating on only one thing, or the smart ones who can multitask are doing two while the others are only doing one. Basic math, basic anatomy. Combine them and there will be fun times for all.

StellaLuna 05-15-2008 04:07 PM

Seriously, part of the fun is the GG part! There's little reason that they can't entertain each other, too, and there is also very little reason that one person can't entertain him/herself. I guess I'm in a good place with the situation because I'm over the moon about my girl (and my boy). Makes life and the lovin' easy.

Jenna 05-16-2008 04:52 AM

I never thought it was a problem... but then again, I was the other girl in the mix.

Plan9 05-16-2008 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martian
Threesomes always seemed to me like one of those things that looks really good on paper but doesn't work out so well in practice. Then again, I've never actually had one so I'm probably not the best one to ask.

+1

...

Laminated paper, at that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shannon Daly, VMI Grad / ANGLICO badass
Pfft, I got one woman I can't stand... why would I want to another?


Skorkles 05-24-2008 07:31 AM

Ive done a number of these and yes, they are a lot of work. But seriously fun work.
The first time I did it my dick was sore for days and it was a ton of work the whole night. This was with 2 girls who didnt want to do each other. After that the girls were always bi and it wasnt that much work since everyone was pleasing each other.
Now Im married and once in a while my wife and I stumble on something that works out and I probably spend more time watching than doing since its so hot to see.
So yes, its a lot of work, but fun work. The kind of work you look forward to doing!


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