Plan9

Sadly, I don't have a penis.

If I did... I'd feel like

__________________
Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

robot_parade

I adore my penis. I take care of him, he takes care of me.

Tully Mars

How do I feel about my cock?

Honestly, rather attached to it.

__________________
I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

Martian

I know. It's a whole new realm of inadequacy.

Sure it's big, but can it fly?

__________________
I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Shauk

ditto.


otherwise, it's perfectly good in my opinion.

i've gotten the "perfect size" comment as well.

I am confident enough to show it off, however I'm also confident that it's a bad idea to do so, for me at least.

AndTylerToo

I was not all that fond of it until about 4-5 months ago when it started to be seen by people other than me. It has so far received rave reviews and has made me feel much better about it.
Its not that I didn't love it originally, I mean, come on, its my penis, I guess that it was just that I wasn't sure if others would love it. But yeah, right around average with a smidgeon below 6in and I've been told very nice girth. So, in summary, I love it very much! (a couple times a day *bada chh*)

MSD

I'm 6'8"

When people make a comment estimating my size, the most popular number that comes up over 90" of the time is 14 inches the rest are usually guessing 8-9. I'm within the average length range and a bit above average on width.

How does this make me feel? Really fucking insecure. Never-really-want-to-let-anyone-see-it insecure. I'm not fishing for compliments and I don't want reassurance, but it's been driven into my head since I was about 12 that if a guy doesn't have a huge dick, he's nothing. It took me almost 10 years after separating myself from religion to get over religion-induced hangups about sexuality, I don't think I'll ever get over this one no matter what anyone says.

Fotzlid

Based on my observations, I am average. Some of you here are just genetic freaks.
The only thing I care about is that it works.

Daniel_

It certainly is. I'm in charge of registration of condoms at my healthcare company.

Condoms are measured by the flat width - i.e. how wide they lie when empty. The flat width is therefore 1/2 the circumference. Do a little maths and you'll see that a difference of 2mm in width is reflected by only about 1.2mm in the difference in diameter.

The sizes we offer go from 49mm (standard for Asia, small for Europe) up to 60mm (large pretty much everywhere).

"Regular" is 54mm.

If you think a 2mm difference is trivial, remember that your cock is 1/25th the circumference of your waist (or so) and that 1mm is 1/25th of 1inch. Does a 2 inch size difference in a pair of trousers affect you?

More condoms fail due to size selection than anything else except incorrect lubricant choice - oil based lubes cause latex condoms to fail in minutes.

If you buy condoms that are too small, they split.

But what most people fail to realise is that if you buy condoms that are too LARGE they slip about and that leads to failure as well.

Most teens need smaller sizes - like everything else, a guy's cock changes size throughout his life.

So you want to do it with one woman, or two guys?

Reminds me of that old Emo Philips line: "Some people would have sex with anything that moves - I say, why limit yourself!"

__________________

╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗
Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

Shauk

yeah, thats a very annoying "reputation"

I have size 16 shoes, i'm 6'6", But average penis means average penis, and that's what I think i have.

I don't have exact measurements, but I'm just going off what I know otherwise.

it does make you feel a bit disproportionate though.

ratbastid

Daniel_, I didn't realize your expertise in the matter! Thanks for that!

Hunh. I guess that's why Magnums have that tight ring at the base, hunh? I've never used them, but I've heard about that, and it's been mentioned in this thread too. My assumption has been that it's a safety net for guys who are kidding themselves, so the damn thing stays on.

Redlemon

I like my cock. It's only been with a few different women, so I haven't received a lot of feedback about it. It feels good in my hand when I'm watching television. It seems to hit the right internal spots on my wife. It still functions when I'm in the mood. It kind of curves to the left (which makes it more comfortable for a right-hand grip), when I was younger I wondered if I had accidentally bent it and damaged the cartilage or something.

__________________
I can't read your signature. Sorry.

jewels

I don't know if it was made that way or something caused it, but my Ex had a curve like that. I'm sure many guys do.

At first, I thought it was odd, but it actually did some nice things for me so I grew to love it.

__________________
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Push-Pull

I love mine so much I gave it a ring.....

__________________
"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-

"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-

DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

ruggerp11

We get along, have a lot in common and even participate in team sports when in season. He plays offense and I make sure that everything else is covered. We've won quite a few games and have been praised for our style. If nothing else it's always a good show.

*shrug* If shes happy I'm happy.

__________________
Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

MSD

I'm 90% sure that jerking off too much when I was growing bent it into a right-hand grip (bent a bit left and up.) A slight clockwise rotation should the tip right near the g-spot during thrusts.
At least someone understands. Does this qualify as male bonding?

Mister Coaster

Forgot to mention... the thing I like best about my cock is that it works. Never had a problem with it not being able to rise to the occasion. Large, small or average, if you can get it up, you're happy. (or will be in a few minutes)

__________________
If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

Plan9

Odd, I was talking about how women don't get all the body brainwashing in my politics class last week. We figured that there wasn't a man on the planet that would turn down an extra inch in length or girth. 100% would accept it. I would. You would. John Holmes probably would have. Some guys would club newborn babies for it. Cock = power.

Or that's what we're lead to believe. I don't buy it. I disown my penis.

__________________
Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

kramus

GH doesn't hit it out of the park so much as play with different criteria as to what constitutes our space/time intersection points.
Martian you hit it on the head - I never actually felt inadequate until I read about his detachable self-propelled organ flying across the kitchen.
I would like to be longer in order to facilitate position changes without disengaging. It has been pointed out to me that if that had been the case, the total engulfment I enjoy during oral would be impossible
So I'm perfectly ok with my cock. Now, to go back in time and take the scalpel out of the hands of the doctor who cut off it's foreskin when I was but a babe. Oh to experience more fully the sensations supplied by what feels to be a single neuron in that desert of a nerve bed that is my glans!

__________________
And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...
I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

blahblah454

I like mine just fine. I am always in the average range, but sometimes its much bigger than other times. Sometimes I can't have sex with my girlfriend without hurting her, but most of the time its a perfect fit.

Bear Cub

I hate the damn thing. It's just so manipulative, always egging me on to make bad decisions, and always getting me in trouble. It has a bit of a streaking problem as well, and seems to shed its raincoat at the most inopportune times.

alienhunter

Well I have quite a scary cock, not sure what was wrong as a baby, but the hole was at the base instead of the top, had an op when about 4 when they got the hole to about 3/4inch ftom the top and was supposed to go back to get it finished off but never did. Still, works a treat, have 2 kids and never had any complaints.

__________________
Sorry to say, but all that really counts is me. (I am pretty sure that all of you are participants in what is my reality and you do my bidding)

Ustwo

Ok I have to say I think its sort of funny that the only people complaining about their size are guys over 6'5".

I never thought of proportion issues.

Being average length and extra-large girth I'm quite happy. When I've been with women were the length was an issue it just hurts them, and not in a good way, but no one ever complains 'to wide, to wide!'.

But really the penis is over rated in the whole endeavor. Size does matter but its a bonus, they should have gotten off prior to it being an issue in the first place if you did your due diligence.

__________________
Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host

Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

Daniel_

For the record, I'm 6'2" and have what seems to be a totally avrage sized penis.

Question for users of the thread:

Are you a "Show-er" or a "Grow-er"?

I'm somewhere between, but have n doubt that being a grower could certainly lead to feelings of inadequacy in certain situations.

__________________

╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗
Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

Bear Cub

Total grower. I'm hung like a newborn at "idle", but am of average size when in the mood.

mixedmedia

I've no idea what a 'show-er' and a 'grow-er' is, but I can't wait to find out.

*mixedmedia loves this thread*

************************

ahhhh, okay...now I understand

it's like that Seinfeld episode

__________________
Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

blahblah454

I am a total grower. I hate the look of my penis 80% of the time when flacid, the other 20% of the time it looks fine.

inBOIL

A shower is still fairly large while flaccid, whereas a grower is unimpressive until aroused. I tend to be a grower, especially when it's cold.

__________________
And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

Daoust

I was always shy and not very confident about my penis. Firstly because I'm a 'grower'. In its flaccid state, it's probably an inch and a half, maybe two inches. Erect it's about six, but I was never happy with it because it was veiny and I thought that was weird, and also because I suffer from phemosis, which is foreskin that is too tight and won't peel back behind the head when the penis is erect.

However, I have posted a few shots of my penis here on TFP and the response, although mostly tepid, was still uplifting nonetheless.

I'm 30 next year, married, two kids, so I am really past the point of caring much anymore what anyone thinks of my cock. Another thing I've learned from the exhibition threads here at TFP is that penises come in all shapes and sizes, and what I got fits into the mix just fine.

__________________
I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

Jinn

I'm delighted to have it, that's for sure.

And on the grower/shower debate, certainly a grower. Matter of fact, I think David was designed with growers like us in mind. He's a damned perfect match for me, save the part about being 17 feet tall and muscular.

__________________
"I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

mixedmedia

I think all the men I've known have been growers...and I've never ceased to be impressed, nevertheless.

__________________
Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Daniel_

You have a stone cock?

Clearly the chicks dig the hardness, but I hope to God that you warm it for them.

__________________

╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗
Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

Jinn

No, but I do take it for granite..



BAHAHA.
..sorry.

__________________
"I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

ratbastid

Grower.

Milnoc

Grower from stubby when cold to above average in both length and girth when erect.

Interestingly, my shoe size is proportionate to my member size.

snowy

Amen. It doesn't matter to me.

__________________
If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Lucifer

I'm a grower, but my lady turns me on so much, that I don't think she's seen it when it hasn't been long and hard.

__________________
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

Shauk

grower, uh, yeah. definitely.

mixedmedia

There's something magically festive about growing.

__________________
Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

ASU2003

Unzips pants, looks down...

It looks like I am a show-er when it is warm. It is 3.5" or so flaccid.

Mine curves to the right a little and I'm right-handed. I used to have a little problem with it, but am ok with it now.