Bees

I would love to hear people's erotic stories of sex in the Great Outdoors even though I know this topic was partially covered in a recent thread: Kinky / Different Places to Have Sex.

Also how comfortable are you with outdoor sex? How about some stories of outdoor sex in public or where you may easily be discovered in the act?

I'll start it off:

When I was young a girl friend and I went tubing down a beautiful river in Northern California. It was just the two of us with a little wine in a bota, a few snacks, our swim suits and tubes. It was a sunny summer day and we leisurely floated down the fairly calm waters.

After a while we started kissing as we floated and then the kissing led to fondling and we started getting real hot to do it. I realized that we were approaching a nice beach where people like to pullover to party or just take a break and swim. Remarkably there was no one at the beach. We pulled over and my girlfriend and I lay down on the beach. As quickly as I could get her bottoms off I dove down to bury my tongue in her slit and sample her fragrant juices. Then I moved up to lick her clit and she started to moan and squirm. Unfortunately she wasn't enough at ease to let herself go. I think she was a little too inhibited to get off in a place where people might float by at any time. For me that was part of the thrill.

Anyway she decided to move things along and she pulled me up a little, pulled my trunks down and put my cock in her mouth. She was really good at sucking cock and she was taking my full length in and out as fast as she could go. Well it was only a few minutes until I could feel a huge orgasm coming and finally I pulled out of her mouth and sprayed the beach while she stroked my balls.

After that she scrambled to get her suit back on before anyone came down the river. I started to put my trunks back on too and when I looked up I saw two couples floating by. I don't how much of our fun they saw but they did give us a nice applause.

My girl friend blushed with embarrassment and I was a little embarrassed too. Maybe this story seems fairly tame to many of you but it is one of my fondest memories and the one I relive in my mind all the time.

Please add your stories of the Great Outdoors to this thread.

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mixedmedia

I've done it once in the woods and once on the beach. Meh. I'd much rather do it in a bed.

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Bees

Too bad the pictures aren't still available for viewing. I wouldn't call a foul if you sent them to me.

Since I'm not seeing the pictures can you share any intimate details?

BTW; Where is Moab?

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mixedmedia

I understand your enthusiasm, but it's generally considered bad form around here to ask.

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Tully Mars

Moab's in Utah, think Sendona Az without all the pretension.

Awesome place. No sex off the trails for me. Stayed in the local motel Six, alone.

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TotalMILF

There is no place like Sedona, I don't care what you say! I miss the red rocks

The only outdoor sex I've had sucked (wet grass, mosquitos). I've never tried it with xeph, though. It's on our to-do list, hehehe.

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Charlatan

There have been a few places, the most memorable of which was the rocky cliff overlooking a small lake in the Gatineau Hills. It was where I asked my wife to marry me.

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mixedmedia

Your life is like a French romance film.

Apparently, I am going to Sedona (or near Sedona) for a week in September. Since I never go anywhere, I am sure to be enchanted. And my camera is beside itself. Let's just hope that I'm not stricken with some horrible ailment that keeps me bedridden the whole time...like our VI trip.

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Charlatan

Singles reference. Good one.

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Lucifer

My gf at the time and I did it on the deck of a topsail schooner while at anchor in the Grenadines.

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mixedmedia

uh, singles reference? I'm not following you.

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Manic_Skafe

I've done it a few times in public places and parks and such but I'd much rather get down and dirty at home. My favorite moments include being really close to orgasm and having to high-tail it from a pack of approaching raccoons and the time we drunkenly walked through central park, kissing and fondling.

Good times.

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ratbastid

StellaLuna and I celebrated the First of May in our backyard. Any of you not familiar with Jonathan Coulton, go here ( http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/First%20of%20May.mp3 ) and play "First of May" to hear the theme song for this thread.

With lurkette it's been:
- On the grass across the street from our freshman dorm
- Off the side of a hiking trail near our house
- On the well-named Happy Beach on St. Martin
- On a rock several hundred feet up a hiking trail over Brighton, UT

Several of these adventures with lurkette have resulted in Tilted Exhibition threads, for you full members who are curious...

Tully Mars

I liked Sedona too, just a little full of itself, IMO. Could be I ran into every jackass the town has, not like a took a survey. But the number of really cool trails and climbs in the immediate area is really something.

Maob has red rocks, trails and canyons as well. Just seemed more down to earth to me.

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levite

I've had a bunch of outdoor experiences, although I'm not necessarily a nature fetishist. I do tend to hook up with girls who like the outdoors, though.

I had a girlfriend when I was young who enjoyed it a lot outdoors (scorching hot Scottish exchange student), and we did it everywhere. Highlights include Huntington Beach (that sand got everywhere!), Mulholland Lookout Point, and the roof of Griffith Park Observatory (my most unusual place ever).

Another time with her, we ended up getting caught in flagrante at a certain park in West L.A., by a policeman who was kind enough to let us off with a warning. The entire drive home, my girl kept laughing at me, going "He could see your willy!"

I also had some nice outdoor sex with a girl I went out with after college: she liked the Great Meadow at UC Santa Cruz. It was good, except for we once looked up after an entertaining afternoon tryst to find ourselves being watched by a smallish herd of deer.

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Bees

Hey that's a coincidence, levite, because I did it in the parking lot of Griffith Park Observatory once.

If we only knew about the roof then we wouldn't have had to do it in the car.

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abaya

Two memorable times outdoors: Once in the woods of an elementary school playground (while youngsters were on the swings within shouting distance--yikes!)... I laid down on my stomach on the dirt path, ktspktsp flipped up my skirt, and away we went. Hot hot hot.

Second time was last summer, after hiking to a 2,400 ft (800 meter) peak in Iceland on the most beautiful day of the year. We parked ourselves on a very open hillside (it was a long mountain, more like a range), with a nice view of Reykjavik below us, and away we went... right there in the open air. It was fucking awesome. The only downside is that ktspktsp lost his watch there, which was a very nice one that was given as a wedding gift from his parents... oops. We even hiked back up to look for it, several times, but apparently someone took it as an Outdoor Sex Toll, who knows. But still, it was fucking awesome.

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Cynthetiq

mmm Iceland. The only place where I have ever been able to convince Skogafoss to "do it" in the outdoors, and even then in the most remote places at the base of Dynjandi in the Westfjords she was still apprehensive that someone was watching. It was also VERY cold.

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Jenna

I've had sex outdoors many times. It was when I was young and had really no other choice. My trampoline was the main spot. Looking back, I don't know how I did it because there's woods near it and I would be scared shitless now.

Also, the bugs suck. I've had tons of mosquito bites from it.

My favorite time was when I had sex outdoors in a random field by a pond while there was a lightening storm in the distance. It was in the beginning of my relationship so it was really romantic as well.

The riskiest place was in a movie theatre, but there were only 3 other people in the movie theatre and we never got caught.

abaya

Nice one!! But what time of year was it, that made it so cold?? (Or was it just a normal Icelandic summer day, high of 56 F?)

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savmesom11

All together now: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Redlemon

I had a wonderful session in the hiking trails by my house in the middle of the winter, snow falling down, and us still wearing snowshoes. We just leaned up against a rock outcropping and went at it.
Immediately after the act, or separate occasions?

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Cynthetiq

I think it was in late October when we drove around the whole ring road and western fjords. I can't wait to do that again. Our Vistior's Key to Iceland has all these different tags that we laid out to stop and see. I think though e need to do it counterclockwise because we rushed from Vik back to Reykjavik.

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Bear Cub

Up against the tailgate of a Ford Escort Wagon in a parking lot right off of Main Street. Romantic, ain't it?

Charlatan

I think it was just before...

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Dano069

Hmm, let's see, my wife and I have done it in the forest, on a beach, in between sand dunes, on a beach in the winter, in our pool, in the bed of our pickup, in several parking lots (inside the car), in the car while driving (that would be manual stimulation and/or oral on me), in an elevator, in an open hotel window; but our favorite place is definitely the woods. There's nothing like the feeling of the cool breeze on your hot skin as you fuck your SO, while she's bent over a fallen tree, not too far off the trail. We've also done oral on various picnic benches in the local forest preserves. Very nice, very nice indeed.

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Bees

Yeah I love doing it in the woods with my girl too especially right after swimming at the local skinny dipping hole.

Sometimes, though, I have second thoughts about it when the mosquitos start biting me behind the knees and I can't do anything about it.

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healer

mandy and I have had a few outdoor experiences. Most recently (and I think most risky) was at her Varsity campus, in the bushes next to a parking lot. We laid a blanket down and got naked.

There's nothing like being naked outside.

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SSJTWIZTA

Try living in Florida.

you cant be getting all naked when then sun is going down unless you want to be carried off by these horrible winged things people call mosquitos.

theres power in numbers, yes siree.

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Average_Joe

My wife (then girlfriend) did it once while hiking in Maine. It was getting late, and we hadn't seen or heard anyone for about a half-hour, so we went off the trail a bit and did it under the trees....missionary position with most of our clothes still on.

I also got a nice hand job once on another hiking trip.

I almost did with my wife once on a beach at night, but the insects chased us away.

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medlar

I hope a frantic knee-trembler against a park bathroom wall we had recently will advance to some of these exciting outdoor expereinces I'm reading here.

Bees

I Recently wrote a poem that is kind of an amalgam of experiences and embellished memories of days gone by.
It might be a little self-serving to use it to ressurect my own thread but what the hell.

This poem was inspired by a song called Summertime Thing by Chuck Prophet.
In case any one knows the song I freely admit that I lifted the first verse from Chuck.

and BTW ~ If it comes off as a little macho cut me some slack cause I was young then.
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Summer heat’s got me feelin lazy
air is warm & the sky is hazy
people gettin down people gettin crazy

The sun’s burnin down on this lousy place
we gotta get outta here find some new space
where we can get away from the fuckin race

We’re in a summer heat wave & its time to shake it
I wanna be with you babe hope you can make it
I gotta mighty thirst & I know you can slake it

C’mon now lets take a ride outta this old town
we’ll find a river bend nobody else has ever found
a cool spot where we can get wet & fool around

Don’t worry about your old lady now just forget her
let’s take off all our clothes and jump into the river
I wanna see your tanned wet skin when you shiver

C’mon babe take off your clothes & hop into the water
ain’t nobody around ain’t no one to bother
lets get naked and do it down by the river

Oh your nipples are poking out & they are drippin
you got my rod all hard & ready for dippin
I wanna spread your legs now so I can slip in

C’mon get on top of me over in the grass
yeah you put me inside you & I grab your ass
oh now you’re pumpin me so hard & so damn fast

I can feel you squeezin me with your hot puss
lets come together just give it one more hard push
scream it all out now no one’s gonna hear us

Feels so good makin love right by the river
lets cool off now get back in the water
oh babe I wanna stay with you here forever
..
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jewels

When I came to self-knowledge, my 'gang' and I used to drink and make out in the woods behind the local Catholic church. I lost my virginity in an MGB in the woods.

I have this mad fetish about wanting to do it in the dirt. None of my guys have ever been "up" for it.

Under the boardwalk and on the beach -- of course. I was 18 and it was the late 70s when I moved to Miami Beach.

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lotsofmagnets

as previously mentioned pretty much every tourist attraction in iceland. the photo of dynjandi made me smile as i was there last week with a gorgeous girl but she was feeling a bit sick at that time so no go (we´d just stayed at an emergency hut and put that to good use only a few hrs earlier...). would have been a monumental achievement though given the tourist population...
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we´re talking the westfjords here. it can be 25° in rvk and still freezing up there. it´s remote for a reason i think. the northernmost part is still covered in snow too...

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kutulu

One time we had sex in the car just outside of Sedona. Good times.

Maybe its just because I've been there a lot but Sedona had no appeal to me at all. It is a place for rich flakey people to spend loads of money on stupid crap.

Tully Mars

That's pretty much my impression of the place. I liked Moab, Ut much better.

Not sure if I mentioned this but my ex and I stopped at an open house. Nealy a million, nothing really that fancy either, actually a duplex. The Realtor told my ex the home assoc. fees were only $850. She said that's not bad... until I pointed out that's per month not per year.

The only thing I liked about the place was our resort, quite with a nice hot tub. And finding trails that had no one else on them.

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kutulu

I've been to Moab once. Nice looking area. Look, I think Sedona is beautiful and all that, it is just ruined by all the people and snooty attitude.

BCD

Great outdoors is a nice change of pace, but the best quality sex always seems to take place in a big, comfortable bed with clean sheets. My more memorable outdoor experiences include:

On the 18th green of our local golf course at night in the midst of a heavy summer rain storm;

A detour on a drunken walk home from the bars in Key West, FL to have sex in the front yard of a former convent; and

Many beaches in the BVIs including (my favorite) on a warm, huge boulder just feet away from tons of unsuspecting tourists at The Baths in Virgin Gorda.

Great memories...

snowy

Man, I haven't had sex outside in the longest time. Years, most likely. We prefer the comfort of our bed. I've tried to get him interested in doing it, but no go--he says he did enough of that when he was in high school, having to sneak out to have sex. I can't say I'm entirely heartbroken--I always get something stuck somewhere it shouldn't be when having sex outside.

Though we did have hot tub sex outside once. That was nice.

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yellowmac

This is not exactly total exposure, but if you ever have this opportunity, I'd suggest on the balcony in your cruise ship cabin. Though you'll have to make sure that a) you're out in the open water and b) that there's no way that other people in their own balconies or out on the decks can see/hear you. Unless you'd really like to put on a show.

Can't say that I've done the deed anywhere else though. It seems pretty tempting, especially when you are truly in the middle of nowhere, but my better half isn't exactly the outdoorsy type.