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Old 12-09-2007, 11:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Would it be weird (for her)?

I've never been to a strip club or hired one or whatnot... From various stories on the news I guess they come to your house? Would it be weird if I hired one to come and I was the only guy there? I don't really have any friends. If I did I wouldn't be this lonely I guess.
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know about them going to your house or not. But as far as clubs go: probably half the patrons there are women, and they get more attention from the strippers than a guy ever would.
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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if you don't want it to be weird, you should just put it out there at the club.
i used to work at a strip joint and from personal experience i know you should just ask the girl if she would come over and dance for you in private. 99% of the time she won't do it if she doesn't already like your personality (aka trust you somewhat). however, if you have talked to her and are looking to get her out of the club to your place so you can feel more comfortable with her dancing up on you, then you'll have to put in some work in getting in some actual conversation with her. just remember, strippers are not prostitutes, they're just college girls with a whole mess of self esteem issues

side note: if you're trying to have sex with her, then ask her if she would for this amount of money, if she's that kind of girl then she will tell you yes or no, and if she's not then she'll let you know in a hurry
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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go get some friends then...
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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honestly, i see bad things in this scenario. bad things. rent porn.
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Kpax: you know what strippers really really want? Your money. They pretend they want you, and it's sexy and exciting for you, and it's all calculated to suck your wallet dry.

Does this sound... familiar to you at all?
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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honestly, i see bad things in this scenario. bad things. rent porn.
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Kpax: you know what strippers really really want? Your money. They pretend they want you, and it's sexy and exciting for you, and it's all calculated to suck your wallet dry.

Does this sound... familiar to you at all?
I completely agree with both.

Generally speaking, "strippers" that agree to come to your house for you alone - and know that up front - are really prostitutes. If they don't know it will be a solo show, then they'll most likely leave with your money and all their clothes on. So yes, it will be weird for her if she's just a stripper. Hooker, not so much, and maybe you'll get a handjob out of the deal.

If you want to see naked women, go to a strip club. There's nothing really wrong with going by yourself. If you want to have sex and pay for it, search craigslist under "erotic services" in your area.
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Old 12-10-2007, 04:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yep, either go to the strip club by yourself and have fun, or pay a prostitute to come to your home for sex.
There's nothing wrong with going to the club by yourself and having a few drinks. Maybe talk to the girls a little without any pressure, and help you loosen up socially.
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Old 12-10-2007, 04:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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If you want a prostitute just hire a prostitute. Do a web search and see what comes up.

Don't waste your money on a tease.
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Old 12-10-2007, 04:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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But dont let her steal the glass egg out of the living room

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Old 12-10-2007, 05:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I went to a strip club once and it was one of the stupidest experiences of my life. Freaking idiotic and a waste of money. Stupid stupid stupid. Pretend I just typed "stupid" out 1,000,000 times because I did in my head.
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I completely agree with both.

Generally speaking, "strippers" that agree to come to your house for you alone - and know that up front - are really prostitutes. If they don't know it will be a solo show, then they'll most likely leave with your money and all their clothes on. So yes, it will be weird for her if she's just a stripper. Hooker, not so much, and maybe you'll get a handjob out of the deal.

If you want to see naked women, go to a strip club. There's nothing really wrong with going by yourself. If you want to have sex and pay for it, search craigslist under "erotic services" in your area.
Well, I would do that but I don't live in Nevada. That would be too easy. I don't want to sound like a totally shady character, but I'm just trying to be proactive about my life.

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honestly, i see bad things in this scenario. bad things. rent porn.
I know what you mean. I gathered, from recent news stories, that some of them do actually come to your house, but I think I was more thinking along the lines of the bachelor party thing. I've always wondered what those are really like.

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Kpax: you know what strippers really really want? Your money. They pretend they want you, and it's sexy and exciting for you, and it's all calculated to suck your wallet dry.

Does this sound... familiar to you at all?
Haha yeah, sounds familiar. "Nothing up front," LOL. It was just an idea, though. I'm not gonna do it. I don't have a place of my own right now anyhoo.

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if you don't want it to be weird, you should just put it out there at the club.
i used to work at a strip joint and from personal experience i know you should just ask the girl if she would come over and dance for you in private. 99% of the time she won't do it if she doesn't already like your personality (aka trust you somewhat). however, if you have talked to her and are looking to get her out of the club to your place so you can feel more comfortable with her dancing up on you, then you'll have to put in some work in getting in some actual conversation with her. just remember, strippers are not prostitutes, they're just college girls with a whole mess of self esteem issues

side note: if you're trying to have sex with her, then ask her if she would for this amount of money, if she's that kind of girl then she will tell you yes or no, and if she's not then she'll let you know in a hurry
I lack the sophistication most women at the club are looking for. My game is poor, my money is moderate, and my car makes funny sounds. I have been to clubs before, but I'm usually so depressed about no action that I drink until I have to be dragged home.

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Old 12-24-2007, 05:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I didn't read your post.

Yes. It would definitely be weird.
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