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12-04-2007, 08:13 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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lmfao!
quote unquote "are you going to put ALL THAT in there??"
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12-04-2007, 03:02 PM
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"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
Location: Paradise Regained
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She was joking, but right at the moment of climax, my wife once yelled "I'm a momma tiger!!" I don't know where it came from, or why the hell she chose to say that then, but it all but ruined a good orgasm.
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12-04-2007, 06:46 PM
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Junkie
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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"Ahh, Ahhhhh, AHHHHHH, *THUD*...... uuuuggghhhhhh"
She was bent over a chair with me behind, when a leg of the chair broke and slammed her forehead into the table.... the second I realized she was ok I couldn't stop laughing. Needless to say she wasn't too happy I couldn't stop laughing.
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12-04-2007, 08:02 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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There was a time damn near 20 years ago while the Mrs Hat to be and I were horizontal, superimposed, done with the act but still engaged, and I leaned down and whispered in her ear as I was wont to do at that moment, but instead of sweet nothings I said, "Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests." She cracked up, which was quite stimulating, and, as I recall, lead to another round almost immediately.
She was looking for Mr. Right, she got Steven Wright.
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12-05-2007, 07:05 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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12-05-2007, 07:19 AM
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I'll ask when I'm ready....
Location: Firmly in the middle....
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"How the hell should I know, I'm not a doctor...."
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12-05-2007, 08:03 PM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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"The crab escaped...and itt's staring at me." (said by itwasme)
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12-28-2007, 07:25 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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"not that one, asshole."
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12-30-2007, 04:25 PM
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Upright
Location: Mid-south-east coast of Florida
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A friend's story.... whilst showing his woman friend his ardent love in a bouncy, physical way, she let a fart. He replied,"Quiet now, little one. You're next."
Can't swear it happened, but kinda hope so.
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12-30-2007, 04:50 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Quote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362919/
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01-01-2008, 12:42 AM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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ItWasMe to ex-husband: "WTF?? That isn't my name!"
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01-01-2008, 07:36 PM
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Soylent Green is people.
Location: Northern California
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she (after sex): "would you rather have Herpes or HIV?" ... we're both doctors and it turns out she just wanted to talk shop.
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