Who's banging a superhero soon?
 

This will be Halloween inspired, obviously.

I've got my wang set on a She-Ra look-alike.

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Anybody else doing dorktastic Halloween sex?

*Shakes his head in shame*

I'm going as Julius Caesar, she's going as She-Ra.

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You're no fun at all!

You should go as Skeletor.

(she-ra)

I'm shooting for Cat-Woman, but I'd settle for slutty *insert profession here*.

Does it have to be a superhero?

I wouldn't mind finding a slutty Smurfette or Rainbow Bright.

Picturing Crompsin as She-Ra made my night. I had to re-read his post.

I'm sure you have really sexay legs, though... Honor of Greyskull, indeed.

I'd like to bang a really slutty looking vampire chic, but I'll just have to see whats available......

We don't celebrate halloween unfortunately

If we did mmmmm the possibilities ....

What? No Strawberry Shortcake?

Ok, Smurfette, I might be able to overlook. But, Rainbow Bright? :oogle:

I hope to score a Catwoman, but I do have a thing for Susan Richards. That tight blue spandex...

Apparently he should go as Hordak.

Skeletor had a cooler voice... but, yeah... let's get the villains lined up right!

am i the only one to think that going as skelator will ensure u go home with a boner? excuse the intended pun :D

skeletor = boner... hahaha

i will be boning a witch... but I will just be me.

Excellent.

I'm banging a variety of superheroes, to spite the fact that they're virtually unknown.

Are we having fun yet?

I just said Skeletor because Skeletor is awesome, having nothing to do with who the other person went as. lol

I pyramid head didn't get me laid last year, going as Euronymous from Mayhem will probably only scare them away, too.

/ threadjack

Ok so my friend is throwing a post halloween party (or talking about it) and I need costume ideas

I'm pretty open to most suggestions but I would like to keep the essentials covered (for example I am not showing up in pasties and a thong no matter how much my male friends would love the idea)

Little help guys?

I'm possibly banging Obi-Won.

Or my werewolf on a leash.

Well, both of those stem from past experiences... those girls would've looked hot in anything, but it just so happens they chose those two costumes. I guess the images kinda stuck with me, haha.

http://www.halloween31.com/image_res...325&height=325

I'm gonna go Sparta on that ass

I would love to get to know a vampire. Something about the complete surrendor is so seductive!

I'm not gonna be banging anything. My girlfriend and I are goin' to a party. Which means that I'll get drunk and she'll leave early cause she's mad at me.

That sounds like me! Except for the going to a party part. And change 'early' to 'me' And change girlfriend to wife.

I agree, some slutty vampire chic can just totally dominate me....as long as she avoids shoving a dildo up my ass, its all good. :)

Ohhh to have some tall, dark haired, handsome, vampire hover over me and take a bite or two... *fans herself*

I'd do Wonder Woman, but I heard she likes other chicks.

:(

Put a new twist on the sexy whatever genre. Go as a sexy hobo, sexy cannibal, or sexy serial killer.

edit: comedy nun option.

Sexy hobo?

Don't we call those hookers?

Marge Simpson... to my Homer.

I will be hitting Cleopatra from behind, as only Julius Ceasar can. Of course that will be after we put the 2 year old Centurion to bed.

I'm going as Julius Caesar, too. ;)

Hmm I do have a little nun costume actually - that with a pair of fish nets and some stilettos might work ....


Um do me a favour and don't ask why I have a mini version of a nuns habit?

Why do you have a mini version of a nuns habit???:)

Whenever I think of "skanky nun"... I get this great image of Cassandra Peterson dressed up as Elvira.

Well, I added nun as a comedy option because it was the opposite of everything else I said, but sexy nun wouldn't be bad.

I should have said nothing ...

I like costumes so I tend to collect them - along with corsets and various things made of leather or vinyl.

I think I'm going as Alice in Wonderland and he's going as the Mad Hatter! LOL! Should be loads of fun!

My wife will be banging Nacho Libre. And yes, he is a superhero.