Now you too can smell like a vagina... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

THGL · 09-21-2007, 06:18 AM

I don't know if this is a joke or not.

Vulva - the scent link NSFW
Your father's Old Spice this ain't!

MrFriendly · 09-21-2007, 06:28 AM

My goodness.

But I think I've missed something, is this for guys or galls to use?

It's pretty common place for perfume companies to use pheromones in their perfumes.

I remember being out with a friend once who was wearing a subtle hint of a perfume someone gave her. And there was something about the scent that I couldn't quite put my finger on, but it was making me all excited.

I asked if I could smell her hand, just so I could pin point what this smell was, and then I finally worked it out, it had the unmistakable but very subtle scent of an aroused woman. It was very distracting.

shesus · 09-21-2007, 06:35 AM

I'm getting aroused just reading about it. Unless it's a stinky, unclean vagina...

I've heard of the power of these perfumes/body sprays/ colognes. I don't know if I've ever been a victim of them...They are very interesting though.

Ustwo · 09-21-2007, 06:44 AM

While there are a lot of companies that want to tell you that by using their magic product you will get laid more, no peer reviewed study has ever shown that humans are affected by sexual pheromones.

If they really worked like they work in other animals, odds are they would be outlawed

The_Jazz · 09-21-2007, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shesus

I'm getting aroused just reading about it.

So what you're sayin' is that you smell a little like vagina right now?

Sounds like you're a bargain hunter....

Redlemon · 09-21-2007, 07:14 AM

The 'Vulva' ads are a joke, no question, but very nicely done.

However, my wife just pointed out this ad in a magazine she was reading the other day. I think it says the same thing.

pretty much NSFW click to show

Plan9 · 09-21-2007, 07:43 AM

When dating... my face usually smells like vagina quite often.

Daniel_ · 09-21-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

The 'Vulva' ads are a joke, no question, but very nicely done.

However, my wife just pointed out this ad in a magazine she was reading the other day. I think it says the same thing.

pretty much NSFW click to show

Vulva is not a joke.

I work for a company that makes and sells contraceptives, which means we are sometimes at adult industry trade shows, and these guys are big business, I can assure you.

Their German website is something like www(dot)smell-me-and(dot)come, which in German is a legit, dot-com address.

Apparently they started out wanting to make a product to go with all the "real feel" sex toys, and ended up realising that some people might like to have it as a perfume, but their main market is to make your silicone rubber vagina masturbator smell like a real woman, as well as look like one (albeit one that has had a nasty accident with a guillotine).

mixedmedia · 09-21-2007, 11:45 AM

Well according to the site, it is not intended to be used as a perfume..

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Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

Which is good because personally I'm perfectly happy with just my vulva smelling like a vulva.

Redlemon · 09-21-2007, 11:51 AM

Daniel_, I stand corrected. Everyplace I had seen links to that site, they said it was a joke. But there does seem to be an order page, so I guess it is.

MrFriendly · 09-21-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

no peer reviewed study has ever shown that humans are affected by sexual pheromones.

Hmmmm, I don't know if I agree with that. I wouldn't be so dismissive of the affect pheromones can have on people.

I had a girlfriend once who used to go wild at the smell of my body oder after I'd been exercising.

I certainly know that certain body smells can set me off and make me very horny.

mixedmedia · 09-21-2007, 04:39 PM

Yes, I must admit that I love the smell of a sweaty man. Make that, freshly sweaty. Not 'I-haven't-bathed-in-a-week' sweaty.

Ustwo · 09-21-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrFriendly

Hmmmm, I don't know if I agree with that. I wouldn't be so dismissive of the affect pheromones can have on people.

I had a girlfriend once who used to go wild at the smell of my body oder after I'd been exercising.

I certainly know that certain body smells can set me off and make me very horny.

But would she gone wild on the smell of any man or just you?

If they bottled your sweat and put it on some other guy, would she have been attracted to him or thought he stank?

See where I'm going with this? Its not that the human body isn't affected by smells, but the pheromone effect isn't there or so small we can't even measure it. We have one of the least developed sense of smells out there in large mammals, and are a very visual species, I'd be surprised if smells played a major part in finding a mate.

Plan9 · 10-05-2007, 02:49 AM

If I wanna smell like pussy... I'll crack a can of Friskies "Ocean Delight"...

Cheaper.

Bill O'Rights · 10-05-2007, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Yes, I must admit that I love the smell of a sweaty man. Make that, freshly sweaty. Not 'I-haven't-bathed-in-a-week' sweaty.

So...no fermentation. Gotcha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

If I wanna smell like pussy... I'll crack a can of Friskies "Ocean Delight"...

Cheaper.

T'hell kinda women you been meetin' on that intraweb datin' site?

At least work your way up to Starkist. Geeez.

*Nikki* · 10-05-2007, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

If I wanna smell like pussy... I'll crack a can of Friskies "Ocean Delight"...

Cheaper.

Wow you just told on yourself. You must have been with some nasty women!

Plan9 · 10-05-2007, 10:39 AM

JOKE, JOKE! Jesus, you folks are about as humor-receptive as a horde of Amish people.

Rough audience.

xxxafterglow · 10-08-2007, 08:15 AM

Those pheremone-laced colognes/scents are bogus, imho. You can detect a musky odor underneath the perfume-y stuff but it doesn't even come close to the sensation of smelling someone's natural scent.

In my experience, it seems like guys with social interaction issues use that it.

The Axe Effect? Please. Only on television.

09-21-2007, 06:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
THGL Psycho Location: Louisville, KY	Now you too can smell like a vagina... I don't know if this is a joke or not. Vulva - the scent link NSFW Your father's Old Spice this ain't! __________________ "The truth is merely an excuse for lack of imagination." - Garak Last edited by Cynthetiq; 09-21-2007 at 12:35 PM.. Reason: added NSFW to the link

09-21-2007, 06:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
MrFriendly Psycho Location: Australia	My goodness. But I think I've missed something, is this for guys or galls to use? It's pretty common place for perfume companies to use pheromones in their perfumes. I remember being out with a friend once who was wearing a subtle hint of a perfume someone gave her. And there was something about the scent that I couldn't quite put my finger on, but it was making me all excited. I asked if I could smell her hand, just so I could pin point what this smell was, and then I finally worked it out, it had the unmistakable but very subtle scent of an aroused woman. It was very distracting. __________________ You are not a slave

09-21-2007, 06:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	I'm getting aroused just reading about it. Unless it's a stinky, unclean vagina... I've heard of the power of these perfumes/body sprays/ colognes. I don't know if I've ever been a victim of them...They are very interesting though. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

09-21-2007, 06:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	While there are a lot of companies that want to tell you that by using their magic product you will get laid more, no peer reviewed study has ever shown that humans are affected by sexual pheromones. If they really worked like they work in other animals, odds are they would be outlawed __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

09-21-2007, 07:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The 'Vulva' ads are a joke, no question, but very nicely done. However, my wife just pointed out this ad in a magazine she was reading the other day. I think it says the same thing. pretty much NSFW click to show __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by Redlemon; 09-21-2007 at 07:20 AM..

09-21-2007, 07:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	When dating... my face usually smells like vagina quite often. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

09-21-2007, 11:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Daniel_, I stand corrected. Everyplace I had seen links to that site, they said it was a joke. But there does seem to be an order page, so I guess it is. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-21-2007, 04:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Yes, I must admit that I love the smell of a sweaty man. Make that, freshly sweaty. Not 'I-haven't-bathed-in-a-week' sweaty. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-05-2007, 02:49 AM	#14 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	If I wanna smell like pussy... I'll crack a can of Friskies "Ocean Delight"... Cheaper. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-05-2007, 10:39 AM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	JOKE, JOKE! Jesus, you folks are about as humor-receptive as a horde of Amish people. Rough audience. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-08-2007, 08:15 AM	#18 (permalink)
xxxafterglow Crazy Location: Berlin	Those pheremone-laced colognes/scents are bogus, imho. You can detect a musky odor underneath the perfume-y stuff but it doesn't even come close to the sensation of smelling someone's natural scent. In my experience, it seems like guys with social interaction issues use that it. The Axe Effect? Please. Only on television. __________________ Uh huh her.