longbough

My GF is the most beautiful and sexually uninhibited woman I've ever known. But when we first made love at my place she coyly asked me to make sure to place my border collie outside of the room because she was embarrassed. I had no problem with that but I just thought it was amusing.

So here's another useless poll:

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"I do believe that, where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence." - Mahatma Ghandi

Sultana

I would prefer to have the cats out of the room (sudden hissing and races over the bed are distracting, heh), but it's something I didn't put a lot of effort into. Locating and dragging a black cat or two out from under the bed when they don't want to go is more than a bit of a pain.

I definitely don't want them on the bed though.

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

Meditrina

Like Sultana, I'd prefer my cat to not be in the room. But in the heat of the moment, I am not going out of my way to find him.

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Charlatan

I don't really worry about it all that much.

I think the dog is more embarrassed than we would ever be... if he could do it I am sure he would roll his eyes, "here we go again" as he sheepishly leaves the room.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ratbastid

I don't need cats crawling on us while we're busy. They're all "what-cha dooooing?"

Acetylene

I prefer to leave my dog out of the room because she tries to play and get attention, eats condom wrappers, pokes my butt with her cold nose, etc.

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Mister Coaster

One of our current cats will stay on the foot of the bed unless we shoo her off. All we need to do is give her a nudge and she gets the idea, she'll just sit in the corner and wait until we're done. So, no we don't kick her out, just down.

A cat we had a long time ago was more aggressive. He was a mostly outdoor cat and when we'd start getting hot and heavy, he'd come up by our heads and start yowling and swatting at us. That was more funny than anything. But as soon as he started that, we had to kick him out.

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digme

I don't like to have our cats in the room. They always pick the wrong time to do something naughty.

Lady Sage

I could care less. On occasion one of the cats will get on the bed and lay down while we do the nasty. Its not like they havent seen us naked... now if they caused problems that would be a lil different!

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Push-Pull

My preference is to be truly alone while our naughty bits are busy. However,
the wife's dog stays in the room because if I insisted on kicking it out, there'd be no reason to kick it out.

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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-

"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-

DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

Willravel

I'm not interested in interference. Sorry, kiddo.

longbough

"kiddo"?
I'm old enough to be your dad, son.

cute beagle btw

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"I do believe that, where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence." - Mahatma Ghandi

Willravel

The "kiddo" was to the beagle, not the longbough.

roachboy

i have a husky.
huskies in general are the sex police.
they will do anything they can to prevent physical contact of any intimate kind from taking place on their watch.
su tong the wonder husky will jump on us. he will decide that now is the time to give us his paw--forcefully--over and over. he will start yelling at us in husky and then jump on us. THIS SHALL NOT STAND he will say. i never really know what the "this" refers to. this bewilders me.

so we have to place him in a different room.
there is no choice.
well there is one.
it just isn't a good one.

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a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle
spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear

it make you sick.

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longbough

hahaha - good name for the cute beast

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"I do believe that, where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence." - Mahatma Ghandi

Willravel

It's one of Jack's many nicknames.

cadre

Well, we used to leave my boyfriend's dog in the room. He would normally just lay around or if one of our heads or our toes were hanging over the edge he'd come up and sniff. He died last year though so now neither of us have pets living with us. Depending on where we live next year I may try to get a cat and I guess we'll have to see how it acts.

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ItWasMe

We have big dogs. If we let them stay in the room, they would sit next to the bed and stare. And sigh. And stare. So yes, we send them out.

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fightnight

I think he'd find it entertaining and think we were playing. I've never actually tried it with the dog in the room, but I'd rather not find out what he thinks about the experience.

cyklone

Once while enjoying a session with my wife, my dog licked my foot which was hanging over the edge of the bed. This was so unexpected that it destroyed my concentration causing a premature ending to the whole experience. Since that time, no pets in the bedroom during sex.

miko

Unless the animal is going to physically bother you by jumping on the bed or something I don't see any reason to kick them out. I jerk off with them in the room too. They don't care one way or the other.

Borla

Our cat always clears out of the way when things start happening.

But we joke that we should've named her "Cuddles", because within 10 seconds of us stopping, it seems like she invariably comes into the room and jumps on the bed.

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Elphaba

Rottie likes to watch.

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Jezzabelle

I personally don't enjoy having a pet in the room and it kind of bothers me, however, the guy I am/was seeing (whatever is going on right now) allows his Husky in the room with us. She just lays on the floor at the foot of the bed and watches, she hasn't ever joined in or gotten close to us while we are doing it but I'm kind of tense I don't want her nose sneaking up on me!

Toaster126

No pets in the room while action is happening. I don't think pets should ever be in the bedroom, period.

I also won't sleep if there are animals in the room due to a bad experience where someone's cat got bored and woke me up by jumping on my fucking face. Tramatic.

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

JustJess

Hmm.. once, when the cats were just kittens, Punkin started nibbling on Q's feet in the middle of things. Q manfully ignored him and went on.

In general, we just kick them off the bed. Other than that, I'm too busy to care what the CATS are doing.

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Grasshopper Green

Yet another reason I love my birds. They don't care and certainly don't bother us if we decide to get busy outside of the bedroom.

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Formerly Medusa

noodle

Nah. I don't have to. He usually hauls tail when he realizes what we're up to.

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Miss Mango

As long as they stay off the bed, no problem

james t kirk

The question is, "Do you think your pet knows what you are doing?"

I say, you betcha they know.

absorbentishe

No way they are gonna watch what's going on.

telekinetic

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World's King

I'd like to but we have no doors in our house... and honestly... the cats are way more important to my girlfriend then I am.

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Crack

I make them watch. Always.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

lankrypt0

I generally try to remove them from the room. I have had too many scratches on my back from the cats to keep them in the room. My dog is fine though, she's chill =)

Ourcrazymodern?

Animals seem to me to think about sex much less unnaturally than people do. Why send them away from the area unless they're interfering?

...(tic) both cats and dogs usually yawn and take a nap as soon as they find they're not invited...

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Plan9

(hangs head)

God, I remember this one time in 2005... had this cuddly black Manx housecat, Demetrius, and he used my nuts as a speedbag for about .8 seconds while I was pumping away on her with the legs-up missionary.

It didn't hurt as much as it scared the absolute holy-jesus-ninja outta me.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Zar

One of our cats is a complete attention whore, and since sex generally entails that he is receiving no attention whatsoever, he does his damndest to distract us until he receives the aforementioned attention. This consists of jumping on the bed, swatting our heads, meowing loudly, and generally making a nuisance of himself.

After a couple of instances of such behavior, said cat has been banned from the bedroom during intimate relations.

Deltona Couple

Since we are trying to get our two chihuahuas to breed, we just let them watch, to see if they can get the idea of what to do........(ok people...it's a JOKE!)....lol

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MissWilly

during a particularly heated encounter, we had my cat crawl right up between his legs and stare at me over his back. that was enough of that.

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