05-05-2007, 09:13 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Location: San Antonio, TX
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You can't.
Well, not in any practical way. There are some surgical techniques that might help a little, but unless your penis is *really* tiny (say, three inches long or less), it's just not gonna be worth it, and you're unlikely to find a doctor unethical enough to try. If it really is abnormally small, or 'doesn't work right' in some other way, talk to your doctor about it. Just work with what you've got, dude. It's almost certaintly 'enough'. Size doesn't matter nearly enough as technique, at least according to the ladies I've talked to about it. So work on your technique, which you can actually improve. Unless you just want an bigger penis so you can look down and see an enormous schlong. If that's the case, just buy a magnifying glass. |
05-05-2007, 10:46 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Asshole
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Location: Chicago
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Get someone else to touch it.
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05-05-2007, 11:20 AM | #7 (permalink) |
I'll ask when I'm ready....
Location: Firmly in the middle....
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Take some of this and tie it to your penis....
Then tie the other end to this.... Get on a tall ladder and drop the anvil. Viola! Instant long penis. Seriously though, other than losing any extra pounds, I don't know what to tell ya dude.
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05-05-2007, 11:35 AM | #9 (permalink) |
I'll ask when I'm ready....
Location: Firmly in the middle....
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As someone who let himself go and then dropped a bunch of weight, I can tell you that what happens is that your as your gut recedes, more of your penis will stick out. It was a VERY happy day when (after losing about 50+ lbs) the wife actually told me that I was hitting spots I hadn't touched before.
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05-05-2007, 12:16 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Location: Cake Town
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As far as I know, losing weight will not make your penis bigger. You'll just be able to see more of it due to the decreased gut.
The only sure way is surgery.
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