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dun_ask 05-05-2007 08:04 AM

How to make my Penis larger?
 
Does anyone know any all natural way to get the penis to grow or get longer/bigger? Or any pills that absolutely work?

robot_parade 05-05-2007 09:13 AM

You can't.

Well, not in any practical way. There are some surgical techniques that might help a little, but unless your penis is *really* tiny (say, three inches long or less), it's just not gonna be worth it, and you're unlikely to find a doctor unethical enough to try. If it really is abnormally small, or 'doesn't work right' in some other way, talk to your doctor about it.

Just work with what you've got, dude. It's almost certaintly 'enough'. Size doesn't matter nearly enough as technique, at least according to the ladies I've talked to about it. So work on your technique, which you can actually improve.

Unless you just want an bigger penis so you can look down and see an enormous schlong. If that's the case, just buy a magnifying glass.

dirtyrascal7 05-05-2007 09:25 AM

Buy an expensive car.

World's King 05-05-2007 10:12 AM

Touch it.

The_Jazz 05-05-2007 10:46 AM

Get someone else to touch it.

Willravel 05-05-2007 10:49 AM

Diet and exercise properly every day and you won't need to worry about it.

Push-Pull 05-05-2007 11:20 AM

Take some of this and tie it to your penis....

http://stormprepare.com/images/Utility_Rope.JPG

Then tie the other end to this....

http://www.anvil-art.co.uk/media_pics/anvil5a.jpg

Get on a tall ladder and drop the anvil. Viola! Instant long penis.


Seriously though, other than losing any extra pounds, I don't know what to tell ya dude.

dun_ask 05-05-2007 11:22 AM

so does your penis get bigger with less amount of body fat? are there any exercises i can do that will make it bigger? i dont have anyone to work on technique with....:sad:

Push-Pull 05-05-2007 11:35 AM

As someone who let himself go and then dropped a bunch of weight, I can tell you that what happens is that your as your gut recedes, more of your penis will stick out. It was a VERY happy day when (after losing about 50+ lbs) the wife actually told me that I was hitting spots I hadn't touched before.

abaya 05-05-2007 11:35 AM

What has caused you to worry about it recently? Or is this an ongoing thing?

LoganSnake 05-05-2007 12:16 PM

As far as I know, losing weight will not make your penis bigger. You'll just be able to see more of it due to the decreased gut.

The only sure way is surgery.

World's King 05-05-2007 12:20 PM

This is now the dumbest thread ever.


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