Please tell me that this is not real
 

I saw this on another forum today, and I hope it's certainly not true - sounds horrific. :|

Has anyone tried it? :eek:

http://www.splange.freeserve.co.uk/memes/nettles.txt

I'll have to put this into the "Things I'm NEVER going to try" file.

I'm all for finding new ways to bust a nut, but this is WAY over the top for me.

I've heard that if you beat your penis with a hammer hard enough, the swelling will make it bigger. :rolleyes:

And if you hit it REALLY hard, you just might orgasm.


Is the human hand really THAT bad for getting off?

[SARCASM]Didn't you know? Using your hand will make you go blind and cause hair to grow on your palms and tongue....[/SARCASM]

This sounds like something that only someone with masochistic leanings would enjoy, as it involves pain for the majority of the process. It also does not sound to good for the overall health of the penis and I believe could cause major damage in some people due to massive over-exposure of a sensitive area and possible sever allergic reactions.

I had to stop after the first sentence, I don't need to read the details to know that this is a bad idea.

I dont even have a penis... yet I cringed...

I'd have to say this is a stupid idea, if not a hoax.

I would say hoax. Only a masochist could endure that.

I found it pretty funny. Meh... I might try it one day if I get really (And I mean REALLY) desperate.

May I just cringe and say owwwwwwww....
(adds to list of things I really don't ever need to do)

oh god... i'm going to be sick...

You have to be wearing welder's gloves to take the plant and rub it against your penis let alone wrap it around the shaft. I accidentally touched this nettle plant once and I'm telling you once is enough. My hand hurt like hell.

This must be from some S&M, fetish or April Fool's joke site.
But then I'm thinking, if someone wrote this, someone thought about it and probably tried it. It's like the mentos and diet coke thing going on. Who thinks of this shit? Someone must and therefore someone probably has done it. Crazy but #$it happens.

No idea what a nettle is, but I was under the impression that orgasms are supposed to be enjoyable.

This is criminal.:mad:
A hoax ... OK, but if someone is going to try this for real????
A visit to the doctor will be necessary....:suave:

Ok... if you access the page in the 'intended' way, you wil come via the entry page which says:So... that says it all

Regards

I, for one, would give a nice shiny nickle to know just how many idiots out there are just stupid enough to actually try this.

You know someone is gonna.

You know that there are *plenty* of wankers (ha!) out there that will have tried this... They deserve every bit of pain they get for being so criminally gullible.

I saw this in "Bizarre" magazine a few years ago, and they had pictoral evidence.

Wasn't sure if that was a hoax then, but i've never forgotton the pics

Cringeworthy for sure

what the fuck is a nettle?

A nettle is a plant which has lots of small hollow hairs (needles) filled with acid. I am pretty sure it is formic acid, but I am not positive. When you brush up against a nettle, the hairs stick into your skin and break off, leaking the acid and causing pain and swelling. You are essentially left with hundreds of tiny thorns sticking in your skin which are too small to pull out and they all leak acid.

I think I'll give this a try... on my ex, with him duct-taped to the bed. :D


Kidding!

I now hurt in places I don't even have after reading that.

Believe it or not, this is actually something that is done by some people who are really into some sensations that I believe to be very unpleasant. I don't understand it but I've seen pictures of the afteraffects of everything from nettles to poison ivy, even fire ants. Yes, ouch, but some people get off on some odd stuff. If you are interested PM me and I'll see if I can find the pics... ;)

If you google "stinging nettles penis" there are about 23,400 matches. :eek:

I must have been to more dark corners of the internet than some of you. :lol: some people get off on pain, its true. now I've had the experience of being stung by nettles (not on my genitals) and it isn't exactly pleasant but its nowhere near as bad as, say, poison ivy or a wasp sting. i think you could get away with this without requiring medical attention. :lol:

Post this article everywhere you can, claim you've done it and it's a lot of fun. We've done so much as a species to keep natural selection from hitting idiots, we should really start fighting back.

Remind me to never ever ever...piss you off.

Hell hath no fury...and all of that?

:D I'm in.

That sounds just nasty. I think I'll never try that.

That was basically my thought.

OMG! ROTF(freaking)MAO. What forum was that, pray tell, so that I run away if I run into it?

The nettles dont just have an irritant that makes your skin feel like its on fire .. they have extremely fine thorn-like shafts made of silica. Its similar to fiberglass in irritation pattern, etc.

This is one hell of a stupid idea.

I know a woman who puposefully will brush them against her legs from time to time when she finds the plants. A light brushing on the leg is not too bad (I've walked through them in shorts) and she says it helps her arthritis pain.

The practice in question however will not be attempted by me !

my 2 c, This is clearly a hoax. there is no way anyone would think " Hey you know what would really hit the spot right now? Yeah Some stinging nettles on my cock! thats what would really get me off!" ~

Just some lube and my hand doesn't do the trick anymore? watching videos of people getting kicked/punched/baseball/baseball bat/falling on/falling into the nuts no longer just funny its porn?