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paulskinback · 11-08-2006, 01:47 PM

Was in the opticians earlier, and the girl that served me (store manager, but almost missed her badge due to other distractions) was an absolutely stunning blonde, right up my street. Her enormous, perfect breasts with a great cleavage showing got me so horny just standing there. Following her to pick up contact lenses revealed her luscious behind, and a definately forced sexy walk.

It gave me a semi-on in my pants

I haven't had that since I was about 15 or 16. What a great feeling!!

When was the last time you felt like a horny teenager again??

.....excuse my perviness

vanblah · 11-08-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by paulskinback

When was the last time you felt like a horny teenager again??

Every day ... especially in the morning. I'm 37.

Xazy · 11-08-2006, 04:54 PM

got to agree, every day.

yankeefatboy · 11-08-2006, 05:20 PM

At 48, morning wood like the old days, the wife takes care of.

Sage · 11-08-2006, 07:48 PM

Hrm....

When the husband gets really into sex, because his horniness is infectious!

hotandheavy · 11-08-2006, 08:18 PM

Monday thru Friday. I have a boner for the guy on a talk radio show.

analog · 11-08-2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by paulskinback

.....excuse my perviness

I don't know why... but this line at the end of all that very intricate detail of your visual and physical arousal made me laugh my damn head off.

Great story, man.

And yeah, I get like that with great frequency. Of course, i'm only 25, so take that as you will.

lol

World's King · 11-09-2006, 11:13 AM

Very simply put... I have a foot fetish... I sell shoes...

I love my job.

kutulu · 11-09-2006, 12:00 PM

I get that nearly every day. There is a mortgage broker place next door to my office and they have the hottest girls that wear the sluttiest clothes!

paulskinback · 11-10-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by World's King

Very simply put... I have a foot fetish... I sell shoes...

I love my job.

p-e-r-f-e-c-t!

p.s. guys, morning wood doesn't count! the day that stops is the day a part of me dies... literally!

vanblah · 11-10-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by paulskinback

p-e-r-f-e-c-t!

p.s. guys, morning wood doesn't count! the day that stops is the day a part of me dies... literally!

Still: almost every day. I work on a college campus, and sometimes it makes me feel like a creepy, dirty, old man ... but you should see some of the stuff the girls wear around here.

Warlock! · 11-13-2006, 07:23 AM

I like porn A LOT. I like it A LOT cause it gives me that "special feeling in my pants". I'll get fired up from computer porn, bathing suits on TV, my 19 year old babysitter, going to Hooters, strip joints... damn near anything.

I like it A LOT.

vanblah · 11-13-2006, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Warlock!

my 19 year old babysitter ...

You're never too old to have a babysitter!

11-08-2006, 01:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
paulskinback Insane	Had to get this off my chest (no pun intended) Was in the opticians earlier, and the girl that served me (store manager, but almost missed her badge due to other distractions) was an absolutely stunning blonde, right up my street. Her enormous, perfect breasts with a great cleavage showing got me so horny just standing there. Following her to pick up contact lenses revealed her luscious behind, and a definately forced sexy walk. It gave me a semi-on in my pants I haven't had that since I was about 15 or 16. What a great feeling!! When was the last time you felt like a horny teenager again?? .....excuse my perviness __________________ 'Everything that can be invented has been invented.- - 1899, Charles Duell, U.S. Office of Patents. 'There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.' - Ken Olson, 1977, Digital Equipment Corporation

11-08-2006, 07:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Hrm.... When the husband gets really into sex, because his horniness is infectious! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

11-09-2006, 11:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Very simply put... I have a foot fetish... I sell shoes... I love my job. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

11-08-2006, 04:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	got to agree, every day.

11-08-2006, 05:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	At 48, morning wood like the old days, the wife takes care of.

11-08-2006, 08:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
hotandheavy Upright Location: Western WI	Monday thru Friday. I have a boner for the guy on a talk radio show.

11-09-2006, 12:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	I get that nearly every day. There is a mortgage broker place next door to my office and they have the hottest girls that wear the sluttiest clothes!

11-13-2006, 07:23 AM	#12 (permalink)
Warlock! Upright Location: Ohio	I like porn A LOT. I like it A LOT cause it gives me that "special feeling in my pants". I'll get fired up from computer porn, bathing suits on TV, my 19 year old babysitter, going to Hooters, strip joints... damn near anything. I like it A LOT.