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Old 10-20-2006, 05:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I need a dirty doctor name...

I'm going to a sex expo tomorrow and all the girls i'm going with are dressing up. Well one of them said that girls love doctors, so i'm dressing up as one. I need a dirty doctor name to put on my uniform. Any ideas?

thanks everyone lol
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Old 10-20-2006, 05:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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There are so many!!!
Heywood Jablome
Weh Fukkum Yung
Dick Long
Phil U. Upp
Here's a whole bunch more: dirty names
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Old 10-20-2006, 05:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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No joke... and that is the worst part.

My gyno's name was Dr. Bush.
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Old 10-20-2006, 05:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I once knew a Dr. Dick Straight. No shit.
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Old 10-20-2006, 06:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dr. Goethe Roksoff
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Old 10-20-2006, 07:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Woody
Dr. Stamina
Dr. Big
Dr. Pleasure

That's all I can think of after taking my sleep meds.
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Old 10-20-2006, 07:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dr. Richard Head...what could be better?
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Old 10-20-2006, 07:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I live with Dr. Booty MD. You are welcome to borrow his name for the party, under two conditions:

1. You must really enjoy, admire and champion large firm female breasts. (Notice I said female, guys boobs can be scary if too large)
2. You must enjoy squeezing womens butts & shaking yours.

Have a great time at your Party. Send pictures! Buh bye.
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Dr. Feelgood
Whoa whoa whoa...don't be thinking about it matey...
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Dr. Feeley
Dr. Hunglo
Dr. Phil Yupwright
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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(great movie as well)
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Old 10-21-2006, 11:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2006, 12:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Whoa whoa whoa...don't be thinking about it matey...
Chill, I won't seal it but maybe she did! LOL!

Its ok, there's only one feelgood around here.
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Old 10-22-2006, 02:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2006, 07:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I knew a Harry Thyng. I think that's how he spelled his last name.

You are welcome to borrow my porno name: Rod Turgid.
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:47 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Dr Gyno, Freelance Gynocologyst!!!
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Dr. Love.........first name Harry.
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Old 10-24-2006, 04:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Dr. Loveyoulongtime
Dr. Chokesondick
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Old 10-24-2006, 04:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Dr. Harry Felthersnatch
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:39 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Dr. Dover, Dr. Ben Dover.
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:49 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Dr. Glasscock?
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:50 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Dr. Seymore Bush....
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Old 10-26-2006, 09:46 AM   #23 (permalink)
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If you're going to a sex expo then you NEED to be blatant and not subtle at all. Dr. Feelgood is great because its not subtle but not offensive either

(If he lets you take it )
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:37 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Dr. Randy Testosterone (sounds kinda Italian).

Dr. Dick Stiff.

Dr. Rusty Seeman.

Dr. Hung Lo.
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Old 11-07-2006, 04:46 PM   #25 (permalink)
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While Halloween may be over, I can't believe no one has mentioned the name of the doctor from Leisure Suit Larry 5, Dr. Phil Hopian.

Ahh, the memories of pixelated breasts from years gone by. :-)
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Old 11-07-2006, 04:54 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Dr. Glasscock?

That's actually my Doc's name.
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Old 11-08-2006, 07:37 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Doctor Dick Hertz.

Doctor Ben Dover.

these are oldies but goodies.
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Old 11-08-2006, 11:07 PM   #28 (permalink)
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That's actually my Doc's name.
Damn, there's really a Dr. Glasscock in this area!!
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