I need a dirty doctor name... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Church · 10-20-2006, 05:14 PM

I'm going to a sex expo tomorrow and all the girls i'm going with are dressing up. Well one of them said that girls love doctors, so i'm dressing up as one. I need a dirty doctor name to put on my uniform. Any ideas?

thanks everyone lol

ngdawg · 10-20-2006, 05:29 PM

There are so many!!!
Heywood Jablome
Weh Fukkum Yung
Dick Long
Phil U. Upp
Here's a whole bunch more: dirty names

amonkie · 10-20-2006, 05:43 PM

No joke... and that is the worst part.

My gyno's name was Dr. Bush.

ratbastid · 10-20-2006, 05:54 PM

I once knew a Dr. Dick Straight. No shit.

longbough · 10-20-2006, 06:40 PM

Dr. Goethe Roksoff

Brewmaniac · 10-20-2006, 07:07 PM

Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Woody
Dr. Stamina
Dr. Big
Dr. Pleasure

That's all I can think of after taking my sleep meds.

Elphaba · 10-20-2006, 07:14 PM

Dr. Richard Head...what could be better?

hunnychile · 10-20-2006, 07:53 PM

I live with Dr. Booty MD. You are welcome to borrow his name for the party, under two conditions:

1. You must really enjoy, admire and champion large firm female breasts. (Notice I said female, guys boobs can be scary if too large)
2. You must enjoy squeezing womens butts & shaking yours.

Have a great time at your Party. Send pictures! Buh bye.

feelgood · 10-20-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

Dr. Feelgood

Whoa whoa whoa...don't be thinking about it matey...

monkeysugar · 10-20-2006, 11:36 PM

Dr. Feeley
Dr. Hunglo
Dr. Phil Yupwright

aKula · 10-20-2006, 11:58 PM

Dr. Strangelove
(great movie as well)

Etarip · 10-21-2006, 11:01 AM

Dr. Studly

Brewmaniac · 10-22-2006, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by feelgood

Whoa whoa whoa...don't be thinking about it matey...

Chill, I won't seal it but maybe she did! LOL!

Its ok, there's only one feelgood around here.

PoweredByPorn · 10-22-2006, 02:11 PM

True story: met a guy once named Dick Bender.

vanblah · 10-22-2006, 07:48 PM

I knew a Harry Thyng. I think that's how he spelled his last name.

You are welcome to borrow my porno name: Rod Turgid.

Deltona Couple · 10-23-2006, 03:47 AM

Dr Gyno, Freelance Gynocologyst!!!

insidious_machinae · 10-24-2006, 01:28 PM

Dr. Love.........first name Harry.

mccharlie · 10-24-2006, 04:24 PM

Dr. Loveyoulongtime
Dr. Chokesondick

Embic · 10-24-2006, 04:44 PM

Dr. Harry Felthersnatch

stevie667 · 10-25-2006, 05:39 AM

Dr. Dover, Dr. Ben Dover.

caver · 10-25-2006, 05:49 AM

Dr. Glasscock?

wolf · 10-26-2006, 05:50 AM

Dr. Seymore Bush....

ruggerp11 · 10-26-2006, 09:46 AM

If you're going to a sex expo then you NEED to be blatant and not subtle at all. Dr. Feelgood is great because its not subtle but not offensive either

(If he lets you take it

)

doncalypso · 10-27-2006, 04:37 AM

Dr. Randy Testosterone (sounds kinda Italian).

Dr. Dick Stiff.

Dr. Rusty Seeman.

Dr. Hung Lo.

trache · 11-07-2006, 04:46 PM

While Halloween may be over, I can't believe no one has mentioned the name of the doctor from Leisure Suit Larry 5, Dr. Phil Hopian.

Ahh, the memories of pixelated breasts from years gone by. :-)

World's King · 11-07-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by caver

Dr. Glasscock?

That's actually my Doc's name.

loquitur · 11-08-2006, 07:37 AM

Doctor Dick Hertz.

Doctor Ben Dover.

these are oldies but goodies.

oberon · 11-08-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by World's King

That's actually my Doc's name.

Damn, there's really a Dr. Glasscock in this area!!

10-20-2006, 05:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	I need a dirty doctor name... I'm going to a sex expo tomorrow and all the girls i'm going with are dressing up. Well one of them said that girls love doctors, so i'm dressing up as one. I need a dirty doctor name to put on my uniform. Any ideas? thanks everyone lol __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

10-20-2006, 05:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	There are so many!!! Heywood Jablome Weh Fukkum Yung Dick Long Phil U. Upp Here's a whole bunch more: dirty names __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-20-2006, 05:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	No joke... and that is the worst part. My gyno's name was Dr. Bush. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

10-20-2006, 06:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	Dr. Goethe Roksoff __________________ "I do believe that, where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence." - Mahatma Ghandi

10-20-2006, 07:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Dr. Feelgood Dr. Woody Dr. Stamina Dr. Big Dr. Pleasure That's all I can think of after taking my sleep meds. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-20-2006, 05:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	I once knew a Dr. Dick Straight. No shit.

10-20-2006, 07:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Dr. Richard Head...what could be better?

10-20-2006, 07:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	I live with Dr. Booty MD. You are welcome to borrow his name for the party, under two conditions: 1. You must really enjoy, admire and champion large firm female breasts. (Notice I said female, guys boobs can be scary if too large) 2. You must enjoy squeezing womens butts & shaking yours. Have a great time at your Party. Send pictures! Buh bye. __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

10-20-2006, 11:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
monkeysugar I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross. Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...	Dr. Feeley Dr. Hunglo Dr. Phil Yupwright __________________ I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good.

10-20-2006, 11:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
aKula Psycho	Dr. Strangelove (great movie as well) __________________ "I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble." -Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre

10-21-2006, 11:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
Etarip Tilted	Dr. Studly

10-22-2006, 02:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
PoweredByPorn "...a face I could bear to look at in the mirror." Location: Virginia Beach, VA	True story: met a guy once named Dick Bender. __________________ Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust of just fall apart where I'm standing?

10-22-2006, 07:48 PM	#15 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	I knew a Harry Thyng. I think that's how he spelled his last name. You are welcome to borrow my porno name: Rod Turgid.

10-23-2006, 03:47 AM	#16 (permalink)
Deltona Couple Addict Location: Spring, Texas	Dr Gyno, Freelance Gynocologyst!!! __________________ "It is not that I have failed, but that I have found 10,000 ways that it DOESN'T work!" --Thomas Edison

10-24-2006, 01:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
insidious_machinae Psycho	Dr. Love.........first name Harry.

10-25-2006, 05:39 AM	#20 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Dr. Dover, Dr. Ben Dover. __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.

10-25-2006, 05:49 AM	#21 (permalink)
caver Tilted Location: Texas, Lbk	Dr. Glasscock? __________________ "They misunderestimated me." "You never let the crack whore tie you up on the first date." (The_Jazz)

10-26-2006, 05:50 AM	#22 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	Dr. Seymore Bush.... __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

10-24-2006, 04:24 PM	#18 (permalink)
mccharlie Upright	Dr. Loveyoulongtime Dr. Chokesondick

10-24-2006, 04:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
Embic Insane Location: Canada	Dr. Harry Felthersnatch

10-26-2006, 09:46 AM	#23 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	If you're going to a sex expo then you NEED to be blatant and not subtle at all. Dr. Feelgood is great because its not subtle but not offensive either (If he lets you take it ) __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

10-27-2006, 04:37 AM	#24 (permalink)
doncalypso TFP Mad Scientist Location: Philadelphia, PA	Dr. Randy Testosterone (sounds kinda Italian). Dr. Dick Stiff. Dr. Rusty Seeman. Dr. Hung Lo. __________________ Doncalypso... the one and only Haitian Sensation

11-07-2006, 04:46 PM	#25 (permalink)
trache Insane	While Halloween may be over, I can't believe no one has mentioned the name of the doctor from Leisure Suit Larry 5, Dr. Phil Hopian. Ahh, the memories of pixelated breasts from years gone by. :-) __________________ "You looked at me as if I was eating runny eggs in slow motion." - Gord Downie of The Tragically Hip

11-08-2006, 07:37 AM	#27 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	Doctor Dick Hertz. Doctor Ben Dover. these are oldies but goodies.