07-06-2006, 03:32 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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The Jigglily Walk (NSFW)
Alright, I gotta ask u females about something...
As far as I know there's no "official" name for this, but I call it, "The jiggily walk". It's when females walk differently and make their boobs jiggle. Small boobs, big boobs, they all jiggle, it's just a matter of how much movement they get. So why do you do this? For example... today I walked into my local 24 Hour Fitness, and this girl was in the office behind the counter. She walked out of the office, then did "jiggily walk" to the counter. So what is it? |
07-06-2006, 03:36 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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i think it's because she's not wearing a bra that supports properly...
either that or she's trying to prove they aren't fake.. fake boobs don't jiggle..
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07-06-2006, 06:14 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Hrm... why? Who knows? *shakes magic 8-ball*... "Just Because!" Sometimes, jiggling boobs makes us feel better about the fact they're there... also, it might be to impress a certian someone who is checking us out, or who we want to check us out. Consider it a female mystery, and just appreciate the fact that we do it sometimes when you're watching
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07-06-2006, 06:16 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Mal, you are obviously oblivious then to the "wiggly ass" walk and the "jiggly breasts" walk. They are weapons as dangerous as... well nucular war heads.
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07-06-2006, 09:30 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Susan Strasberg, an actress and daughter of Lee Strasberg, a famous acting coach, related a story about walking with her friend, Marilyn Monroe.
They were walking in Manhattan and doing so quite incognito, a fact which Strasberg pointed out. No one was hounding them. Marilyn remarked it was because 'she' wasn't on. When Susan asked her what she meant, Marilyn said, "watch this". WIthin seconds of her walking down the street, they were surrounded. The point is, women can and do 'project'. We jiggle on cue, wiggle on cue and can change our look with a properly timed tilt of the head. Do you really think I look like that av?
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07-07-2006, 04:18 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Haha I don't think I've ever noticed that before. At least, I didn't think women actively did this. I mean sometimes things jiggle, because they move. Right? Maybe my boobs are too small for that...I do know how to bum wiggle though, that's just walking more like models, where you put one foot almost directly in front of the other and that makes things bounce more.
Funny topic...love your story ngdawg! I'm not sure I could do that - turn "on" so to speak. Since I'm a sucker for old musicals, it reminds of the movie "Easter Parade", with Fred Astaire and Judy Garland. There is a scene where Fred tells Judy to walk down the street and catch men's attention (because he doesn't think she's attractive enough to be his dance partner I think, and she wants to prove him wrong), and for a moment she is completely unable to (this is ME all over) and then she has a brilliant idea and pulls faces and they start staring at her! Of course Fred is unaware because he's walking behind her. So how do you do this ladies? I'd love to know!
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07-07-2006, 04:56 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Huh, I didn't know women could do that, either. I must be with tippler in the "too small" crowd - I think I'd have to do the Ministry of Funny Walks walks to get them to bounce much And then I'd have everyone's attention, but not because of my boobs.
I imagine we either do it accidentally, or because we want attention. You kind of answered your own question, really.
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07-07-2006, 07:14 AM | #11 (permalink) | |
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07-07-2006, 07:34 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
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On the topic at hand, I'd just as soon not notice whatever's going on behind the curtain. Ignorance is bliss.... Then again so is jiggling...
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07-07-2006, 07:36 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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I know exactly what you're talking about! It looks like they are almost stomping, but only the ass n' titties get the shockwaves... very interesting.
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07-07-2006, 08:08 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Because, regardless of any conscious effort to suppress it, the sex drive (in most people) is stronger than almost any other human drive. It's probably second only to the will to survive.
It will make some people act in ways that they never thought they'd act. It will make women who are otherwise outwardly cold do the "jiggly walk." It will make men stab their friend in the back just for a "piece." |
07-07-2006, 08:11 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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07-08-2006, 04:43 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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I have also seen "The jiggily walk"
I assume it is done by coming down on the leg a little harder while walking. The extra force causes the bounce. So they walk a little bit more floppy, and most of the time stick their chest out. This always works on me.
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07-08-2006, 05:25 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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What other walks are there?
I've not noticed the jiggly walk, but I notice the bum-wag walk. This seems a mix of a) women having bigger hips/butts than guys anyways b) higher heels c) deliberate or semi-deliberate action There seem to be a couple other walks also. There's one that (to keep it decent) I'll call the "g-string too tight" walk. There's also a "unhappy kid / don't care" walk - which is a really sloppy sort of style. What about us guys.... what walks do we have.... should we perhaps have a new thread on this? The various walks of the sexes? |
07-08-2006, 07:35 PM | #19 (permalink) | |
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07-09-2006, 06:33 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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I've never walked in a way to make my boobs jiggle but I do the ass flattering catwalk from time to time. I'll walk heel to toe as opposed to a naormal gait of having your feet beside each other. I'll be the first to admit, if I do that walk it is because I want to be noticed. Some people introduce themselves, I shake my ass...it's all the same. I'm just not good at initiating conversation....
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07-10-2006, 02:44 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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I think some women may not realize they do it, but all women do it to some extent, at some time. It's like the modern mating dance. You move your moves, and guys see it and say, "yes... I want to get with you- and that booty."
They are those little moves that you do that drive your men crazy, and you never understand why- it's just because you're so good, you don't realize you're doing it. |
07-11-2006, 12:43 PM | #23 (permalink) | |
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I was just courious if she was doing it to get my attention or something. Honestly, it makes me look away. For some odd reason it makes me grossed out. Maybe cause I know if they do it too much they'll be tying their boobs into a knot when they're 50 |
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07-13-2006, 08:06 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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One shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth!
If I had goods, I'd figure out how to show it off (or not). About the most I could do is go "commando". Normally, even that doesn't get me anywhere. I went "commando" to a stripbar last night. When the lapdancer figured that out, she wouldn't leave it alone. Five dances later I had a huge wetspot. Good thing it was dark in there!
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07-13-2006, 11:12 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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Since I have been guilty of the 'jiggly walk' myself, but not on purpose...I can understand the fascination of the walk. I don't think its anything that any female does to get anyone attention, its just happens.
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07-14-2006, 11:43 AM | #28 (permalink) |
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Does it matter WHY? Just as long as they do it ALL the time!
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07-14-2006, 11:47 AM | #29 (permalink) |
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This thread is still useless without pictures and video.
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07-16-2006, 02:37 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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Ahhh I have a bad choice of words.
I realized this when I saw a female with a true jiggily walk... I should've said BOUNCY walk. This is an exaggerated jiggle. A little jiggily is attractive, but to me that damn bouncey walk forces me to look away. Sorry, I wish I had better wording. |
07-16-2006, 03:36 PM | #31 (permalink) |
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Great, now I'm self conscious. I do the jiggly walk apparently. I didn't realize it until I saw this thread. On me, it's just a side effect of trying to walk fast and wanting people to get out of my way. Guess I'll have to make a mental note to slow down.
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07-18-2006, 12:32 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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The second one seems only to be an exaggerated version of what's going on in the first. The hips move, the shoulders move, the breasts bounce. It's all good. Any woman could watch that and learn. Somebody went a little crazy with the face and hair, however. She should be smirking or something.
Concentrate on the vagina of the second one. You're getting sleepy! Sleepy! Imagine your penis in there. You're getting aroused..... Harder! Harder!
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07-23-2006, 04:58 PM | #37 (permalink) |
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I think the walk is a by product of the shoes. Have you ever tried walking in heels?
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07-24-2006, 10:40 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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The boob jiggly walk is largely caused by flexing in the spine. If you are just stomping along, your thighs will jiggle more than anything else--not attractive! But if your spine flexes a little with each step, almost as if you are "pouring" your weight into the next step (it's a tiny sinuous motion) you get a nice little boob thrust without any undesireable thigh jiggle.
This is especially the case in high heels, when such a motion is almost necessary to keep from exhausting your ankles. No idea how to do the butt-jiggle on command though. EDIT: This was Rattify, sorry, not Kel. Kel is male and knows nothing of such things :P
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07-25-2006, 06:47 AM | #39 (permalink) |
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Wow... that second graphic was quite disturbing... I dont think I will ever eat a doughnut again... it would remind me of her nethers.
The first one is a good example though, but some females bounce quite forcefully to the point youre sure if they break into a run they will give themselves a black eye. |
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