06-12-2006, 08:46 AM | #3 (permalink) | |
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Location: Seattle, WA
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06-12-2006, 01:53 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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Location: New England
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06-12-2006, 03:19 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Darth Papa
Location: Yonder
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Hunh! I always assumed it was some over-hyped plastic piece of junk. Frankly, I have a hard time imagining a tool that could do better than good old "manual overdrive". But I'm willing to be wrong about that!
By the way, thanks for coming back and making a decent thread out of this. Lots of posters would get offended or pissed off. Thanks for taking the high road--it's what this place is about. |
06-12-2006, 03:25 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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I've always thought it was a hunk of junk as well... in the near future I will be spending a few months away from my wife... I might have to make an investment in fun!
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06-12-2006, 04:53 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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Once I bought something slightly similar. Much cheaper. Hey you get what you pay for. It sucked. And I don't mean that in a good way!
Go to the website (not sure if I'm allowed to make the link). Check it out. I did a little research before I purchased it. I went to other sites etc. Check out the videos. If what you see looks good - let me tell you it is. By the way, ratbastid. Your right I did hang in there. I was reprimanded by the moderator as being too vague. But YOU could have been nicer and coaxed me along instead of the 5, 4 etc. We are supposed to be friends. We should act that way. I don't post too often and I found two subjects I wanted to ask about and tell about. I got shot down. I have been with TFP a long, long time. Plus I have always been a donor. I support TFP in the way I feel. The way I feel. Get it? Now don't get huffy on me. I can see your feathers getting ruffled! And Charlatan - get it, you won't regret it. I did a search before posting this and was amazed that a progressive forum like TFP had no hits on the fleshlight. Oh well. Now there will be. Later |
06-12-2006, 04:56 PM | #11 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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The fleshlight has definately been mentioned before, however, since the upgrade last weekend the search index files have not be rebuilt.
When you search all you are searching is that which has been posted since the upgrade. Hal is working on getting the old indexes restored.
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06-12-2006, 05:08 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Arizona
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Umm..why should I have to check out the website for whatever this item is? Are you incapable of explaining what you are talking about? For example. What is the fleshlight? What does it do? Why do you recommend it;other than it being incredible? Elaborate please.
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06-12-2006, 05:50 PM | #13 (permalink) |
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
Location: North side
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The fleshlight is a masterbation tool- http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php
Martel has a masterbation "friend" I bought him for christmas- made of really soft gooey plastic, shaped like a woman (he finds this hilarious). He really really likes it for when I give him handjobs, but it's not his usual masterbation tool- that's why God gave us hands! He says it feels really really good tho- really soft and with a lot of indirect stimulation all over his penis. Plus it makes giving a handjob a LOT easier. And enough mud slinging
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06-12-2006, 06:35 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Virginia
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I bought a fleshlight for my boyfriend as a gag gift one Christmas. He actually likes it. I never expected him to use it, but when I'm sick or not avaible it's helpful
He likes it... We even bought a extra couple of the inserts to try. And as a side note, I don't feel guilty or jealous by it. There are just sometimes that I can't be around or feel up to helping out at the time. And this is coming from a females perspective.
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06-12-2006, 06:54 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
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06-12-2006, 08:15 PM | #16 (permalink) |
immoral minority
Location: Back in Ohio
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I don't have one, but one idea I saw once was to put it in hot water to heat it up to 98-100 degrees.
http://www.fleshlight-videos.net/fle...q.html#HEATING NOTE: There is a streaming video with sound on this site. |
06-13-2006, 06:29 AM | #20 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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You're supposed to clean 'em out?
Ohhhhhhhh...well...that explains a lot.
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06-13-2006, 09:07 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
Extreme moderation
Location: Kansas City, yo.
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06-13-2006, 12:00 PM | #23 (permalink) | |
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Location: New England
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That "cornstarch" reference triggered a memory for me, so I searched. According to the Fleshlight site, the material is "Real Feel Super Skin®". Violet Blue did a writeup on "Unsafe Sex Products"; in it, she mentioned offhand that:
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06-18-2006, 06:13 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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for those times when you really want to pleasure yourself, heres something you can make yourself (I assume would be like the fleshlight.)
You take a disposable rubber glove (or similiar product), wrap a facecloth around it (as tight as you prefer) leaving roughly 1/2inch of sock hanging out. then put a sock over it it (to keep wrapped up). fill with lube/lotion and enjoy. I dunno, I always thought everyone knew of this. Unless the fleshlight is something different. |
06-18-2006, 06:37 PM | #26 (permalink) |
Beware the Mad Irish
Location: Wish I was on the N17...
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Google still delivers! Here is an image of the fleshlight...
It seems it also comes with multiple entry options... *shurgs*... I dunno but the women folk seem to have their fun with all sorts of vibrating contraptions...why not one for the boys?
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06-20-2006, 06:07 AM | #29 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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The nondescript slot is just that... it is a hole that doesn't look like anything. I guess some are a bit weirded out by anthropomorphic fleshlights.
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06-22-2006, 06:58 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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Location: Kingston,Ontario
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I went to the "Everything to do with Sex Show" in Toronto a couple of years ago and saw something similar. This wonderful, friendly lady in an empty booth approached us as we were walking by and had us feel the toy and had such a good rapport and explained how good it feels for her boyfriend and how she loves to use it on him too. Yadayadayada... I almost bought one right then but was embarressed because my buddy was there.
Perhaps I should get one. Do they sell them in sex shops in Ontario? |
06-22-2006, 12:46 PM | #31 (permalink) | |
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Location: Northern VA
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I have to admit...I am curious about this. It sounds like it can come in handy (*romshit*) on those nights when the wife isn't up for lovin'. |
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06-23-2006, 09:28 AM | #33 (permalink) |
Lover - Protector - Teacher
Location: Seattle, WA
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Yea, so the enormous latex rubber vagina picture just changed this thread from benign to very NSFW -- quick with the alt-tab, at least..
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06-23-2006, 02:09 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Poo-tee-weet?
Location: The Woodlands, TX
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If you could get enough people to say they'll buy it someone could probably setup a group purchase, where they give us a discount coupon or something...
I'd be a maybe... depends on how big of a discount we were able to get... the ford explorer forum I'm on does things like that from time to time.
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06-23-2006, 07:05 PM | #36 (permalink) |
The Best thing that never happened to you
Location: Silverdale, WA
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I'll admit it. I have one. Well.. 2 actually.
I got the one that looks like a mouth as my first one. I didn't like it at all. Didn't feel right to me. Kinda hurt!! So it went away. Later I bought the "lady" version with the ribbed interior... Super Amazing feeling! I can't recommend it enough for those nights when the Girfriend/wife are away.. She can also use it on you as well. And that's a neat experience as well. Definately check them out! A price well spent.
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07-06-2006, 04:34 PM | #37 (permalink) | |
Getting it.
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07-21-2006, 10:57 AM | #40 (permalink) |
Completely bananas
Location: Florida
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When I got mine, they had a special package deal where they'd ship you a "random" insert...you couldn't pick the opening or color, but it was 1/2 price! It turned out to be a plain non-descript opening one, but it's pretty amazing. I was skeptical, but I highly recommend this product to anybody thinking about it. Money well spent.
It's pretty huge/unwieldy though...not exactly the size of any flashlight I've seen. One of the best suggestions I read somewhere was to put it between two mattress pads. |
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