Ever heard of the Fleshlight?
 

Has anyone ever heard of the Fleshlight?

And the fleshlight is.....? For those uninformed, or with poor memory??

Not sure what the OP's point of discussion, is, however.

Yeah, here's a classic example of "weak OP".

Thread closing in five... four... three...

Sorry.

Moderator please move this to the appropriate forum and I will elaborate.

No, don't worry, this is the right forum. Feel free to elaborate right here.

I recently bought one and just wanted to let the members know what an incredible device it is.

I was overwhelmed. Sometimes we buy something and say, "this sucks".
Quite the opposite here - it rocks.

Hunh! I always assumed it was some over-hyped plastic piece of junk. Frankly, I have a hard time imagining a tool that could do better than good old "manual overdrive". But I'm willing to be wrong about that!

By the way, thanks for coming back and making a decent thread out of this. Lots of posters would get offended or pissed off. Thanks for taking the high road--it's what this place is about.

I've always thought it was a hunk of junk as well... in the near future I will be spending a few months away from my wife... I might have to make an investment in fun!

Once I bought something slightly similar. Much cheaper. Hey you get what you pay for. It sucked. And I don't mean that in a good way!

Go to the website (not sure if I'm allowed to make the link). Check it out. I did a little research before I purchased it. I went to other sites etc. Check out the videos. If what you see looks good - let me tell you it is.

By the way, ratbastid. Your right I did hang in there. I was reprimanded by the moderator as being too vague. But YOU could have been nicer and coaxed me along instead of the 5, 4 etc.

We are supposed to be friends. We should act that way.
I don't post too often and I found two subjects I wanted to ask about and tell about. I got shot down.
I have been with TFP a long, long time. Plus I have always been a donor. I support TFP in the way I feel. The way I feel. Get it?
Now don't get huffy on me. I can see your feathers getting ruffled!

And Charlatan - get it, you won't regret it.

I did a search before posting this and was amazed that a progressive forum like TFP had no hits on the fleshlight. Oh well. Now there will be.

Later

The fleshlight has definately been mentioned before, however, since the upgrade last weekend the search index files have not be rebuilt.

When you search all you are searching is that which has been posted since the upgrade. Hal is working on getting the old indexes restored.

Umm..why should I have to check out the website for whatever this item is? Are you incapable of explaining what you are talking about? For example. What is the fleshlight? What does it do? Why do you recommend it;other than it being incredible? Elaborate please.

The fleshlight is a masterbation tool- http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php

Martel has a masterbation "friend" I bought him for christmas- made of really soft gooey plastic, shaped like a woman (he finds this hilarious). He really really likes it for when I give him handjobs, but it's not his usual masterbation tool- that's why God gave us hands! He says it feels really really good tho- really soft and with a lot of indirect stimulation all over his penis. Plus it makes giving a handjob a LOT easier.

And enough mud slinging :)

I bought a fleshlight for my boyfriend as a gag gift one Christmas. He actually likes it. I never expected him to use it, but when I'm sick or not avaible it's helpful :)

He likes it... We even bought a extra couple of the inserts to try.

And as a side note, I don't feel guilty or jealous by it. There are just sometimes that I can't be around or feel up to helping out at the time.

And this is coming from a females perspective. :lol:

Fair enough. Tell you what: I'll concede that I could have been nicer if you'll promise to take and apply in the future the appropriate lesson about how best to start threads. Deal?

I don't have one, but one idea I saw once was to put it in hot water to heat it up to 98-100 degrees.

http://www.fleshlight-videos.net/fle...q.html#HEATING
NOTE: There is a streaming video with sound on this site.

I used to joke with my girlfriend about buying one, but I never really put any stock into it, as I doubt it's really any good.

Oh yes rat, I've learned my lesson alright.

I heard that they are a royal pain to clean out after you are done with them. How do you handle that part?

You're supposed to clean 'em out?

Ohhhhhhhh...well...that explains a lot.

Awww, sick. Sometimes I hate having an active imagination that churns out images without me prompting it.

You use a water based lube.
You pull the insert out hold it under the faucet. There is a hole at the other end. Once your done rinsing you let it dry and then if you want sprinkle it with corn starch.

That "cornstarch" reference triggered a memory for me, so I searched. According to the Fleshlight site, the material is "Real Feel Super Skin®". Violet Blue did a writeup on "Unsafe Sex Products"; in it, she mentioned offhand that:
Of course, she is looking at these products from a "body cavity insertion" standpoint, which is the opposite of what we are dealing with here. Nonetheless, that melting thing is something to watch out for.

I myself got two(one of the vaginal ones and one of the anals)

And i fucking love them

But i defiently prefer my girlfriends touch but these i definetly use on lonely nights:thumbsup:

for those times when you really want to pleasure yourself, heres something you can make yourself (I assume would be like the fleshlight.)
You take a disposable rubber glove (or similiar product), wrap a facecloth around it (as tight as you prefer) leaving roughly 1/2inch of sock hanging out. then put a sock over it it (to keep wrapped up). fill with lube/lotion and enjoy. :)
I dunno, I always thought everyone knew of this.
Unless the fleshlight is something different.

Google still delivers! Here is an image of the fleshlight...

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/image...e_express1.jpg

It seems it also comes with multiple entry options...

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/images/purchase_byo1.jpg

*shurgs*... I dunno but the women folk seem to have their fun with all sorts of vibrating contraptions...why not one for the boys? :lol:

Socks and plastic baggies dont hold a candle to the FL. If anyone does buy one though, please dont get a plain jane model. They are terrible. Go for the ribbed versions!

in that picture what is the 3rd entry?

The nondescript slot is just that... it is a hole that doesn't look like anything. I guess some are a bit weirded out by anthropomorphic fleshlights.

I went to the "Everything to do with Sex Show" in Toronto a couple of years ago and saw something similar. This wonderful, friendly lady in an empty booth approached us as we were walking by and had us feel the toy and had such a good rapport and explained how good it feels for her boyfriend and how she loves to use it on him too. Yadayadayada... I almost bought one right then but was embarressed because my buddy was there.

Perhaps I should get one. Do they sell them in sex shops in Ontario?

Are the vaginal and anal ones really that different?

I have to admit...I am curious about this. It sounds like it can come in handy (*romshit*) on those nights when the wife isn't up for lovin'.

Huh, I always thought fleshlight was a term for a penis.

Yea, so the enormous latex rubber vagina picture just changed this thread from benign to very NSFW -- quick with the alt-tab, at least..

If you could get enough people to say they'll buy it someone could probably setup a group purchase, where they give us a discount coupon or something...
I'd be a maybe... depends on how big of a discount we were able to get...

the ford explorer forum I'm on does things like that from time to time.

I actually laughed when I saw the word 'Fleshlight'.... I still don't understand what it is exactly...hmmm

I'll admit it. I have one. Well.. 2 actually.

I got the one that looks like a mouth as my first one. I didn't like it at all. Didn't feel right to me. Kinda hurt!! So it went away. Later I bought the "lady" version with the ribbed interior... Super Amazing feeling! I can't recommend it enough for those nights when the Girfriend/wife are away..

She can also use it on you as well. And that's a neat experience as well.

Definately check them out! A price well spent.

Yes, they do. Though you can also order them online. I know that Come as You Are (a great Toronto sex shop) has them and ships in plain packaging.

I have several fleshlight inserts. They kick ass. :thumbsup:

You can read about others' experience on the official site's forums, and in my experience they're pretty accurate.

I've got one, and it's definitely worth it. It's a completely different feeling than just using your hands. Clean up is a little bit of a hassle, but that goes for any sex toy.

When I got mine, they had a special package deal where they'd ship you a "random" insert...you couldn't pick the opening or color, but it was 1/2 price! It turned out to be a plain non-descript opening one, but it's pretty amazing. I was skeptical, but I highly recommend this product to anybody thinking about it. Money well spent.
It's pretty huge/unwieldy though...not exactly the size of any flashlight I've seen.

One of the best suggestions I read somewhere was to put it between two mattress pads.