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Old 05-11-2006, 04:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Kinky / Different Places to Have Sex

So here I was yesterday driving into the city and I drove past this street I once visited. A smirk came across my face and my mind went blank as I travelled back to that 'visit'. In my younger, more spontaneous days my boyfriend and I did the wild thing right in the middle of the road late at night. It was a mere quicky (it's not the quietest of roads) but I always reminisce whenever I drive past. Forever after, it became 'our road'.

Another wild night my boyfriend and I went to a look out where I was then tied to the bonnet of his car whilst he did .... well most things I can think of. It was absolutely awesome! Every other time thereafter, whenever we were there, the police would do a driveby as it would be quite a popular parking place. How lucky were we that night that they didn't come patrolling as it took him a while to untie me.

It's nice to have those little memories of racey encounters don't you think? So come on, cough up the dingy little places you've marked your territory on.
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Old 05-11-2006, 08:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Our horniest times were when my girlfriend (now wife) would visit my parent's home during summer break from college (she lived about 300 miles away). Therefore, I have fond memories of:
(a) the Alewife parking garage;
(b) a rear stairwell in the Faneuil Hall Market Place;
(c) the back row of the dolphin show at the Boston Aquarium (hands only); and
(d) the parking lot of the Amtrak station, windows up, and 100 degrees Fahrenheit bright sunlight.

Oh, and when I visited her in New Jersey, we added
(e) under the boardwalk
just because of the song.
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Old 05-11-2006, 10:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hrm....

We've done it in the backseat of Martel's car three times that I can remember, once at the beach in a deserted parking lot at the marina next to my aunt's beachhouse, and a couple of times up on an overlook in the middle of the night on the Blue Ridge Parkway...

In the middle of the woods off of a hiking trail I know of in Black Balsam Gap, also on the Blue Ridge Parkway (that one was AWESOME- we plan to go back there this summer)

Probably the kinkest one was in the front seat of Martel's Dad's brand new Audi A-3 (ohhhh... we're going to hell for that one)
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The backseat of a police cruiser. (I'll let you try to figure that one out. )
In a coffin. Yes...a coffin.
In an elevator.
Three stories underground at the SAC Headquarters Command Center.
On top of the blast doors of an armed Minuteman missle silo.

Those are all that quickly come to mind.
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Old 05-11-2006, 12:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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At the top of the stairwell of the Crowne Plaza in Times Square was probably the kinkiest place, but the sex was HORRIBLE.

Haven't really gone anywhere kinky with hubby yet, unfortunately. We need to get out 'n' about...
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Old 05-11-2006, 12:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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At his parents' new home, outside, during construction.
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Old 05-11-2006, 12:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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On the stage at a small club would probably have been the most daring. It was just dark enough that it looked like she was simply sitting on my lap.

Other than that, the usual places such as the backseat of cars or just off a hiking trail.
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Cramped passenger seat of my accord coupe on a dark road in my parent's subdivision over Thanksgiving break. Not the most comfortable time but certainly one of the hottest!
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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1. At the boat landing across the river from the state park.
2. Many times in multiple cars.
3. At a state park, at night, in the backseat - we got caught by a park ranger, carded, and told to behave.
4. In the balcony at church. Not during a service.
5. In a stand of trees at another local park. I was wearing my schoolgirl skirt and it was dark.
6. At a small local beach, sometime in the evening. We were in the frigid water - didn't really finish there. Just got a little fun in and then headed home for more.
7. In hubby's parents basement when his family was home.

These are locations that just the two of us have explored. These do not include any of our other trysts with other couples or at parties.
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The baptismal pool of my old church
The church parking lot
A bank's parking lot
Under a bridge
Off of a hiking trail (more copping a feel, though)
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Old 05-11-2006, 04:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Airplane (hands only)
Battery Park
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Old 05-11-2006, 05:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Sear's dressing room
Apartment complex pool
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:02 AM   #13 (permalink)
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my gf and I did it on the deck of a sailing ship at anchor in Bequia one sunny afternoon.
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:34 AM   #14 (permalink)
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There haven't been many for me, but I'm still young.

Groping and a bit of oral on a winter's night in the playground of my old elementary school
In his car parked in a church parking lot
In the lake at his family's cottage, a couple of times.

I also gave him a handjob under a blanket while we had a couple of friends over playing videogames.
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Wow, I'm really surprised at the number of people that have chosen around churches ........ interesting that's all.
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I lost my virginity at 17 to my 16 year old girlfriend in the darkroom of the Photo lab I worked at. That was cool. Um, we spent a lot of time back there. Just seemed pretty kinky at the time. Also, it's pretty easy to do it in the sea, as long as the water is calm. It just looks like you are hugging.
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Old 05-13-2006, 11:05 AM   #17 (permalink)
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My first fiancee once crawled under the table on the premise of dropping a napkin at a fancy restuarant and went down on me. The tablecloths went almost to the floor, although I think the couple at the next table noticed.

At a strip club, in one of the back rooms, while the stripper was giving her a lapdance while she sat on my lap.

In the mayor's office of a smallish town, on his desk. She worked in the building as the City Planner.

Numerous times in public areas. A dark corner was pretty much all she required.

She was kind of a wild one.
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Old 05-13-2006, 08:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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The baptismal pool of my old church
WOW.

That has got to be the most damning thing I have ever heard of. I am ssoo jealous.
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Old 05-15-2006, 08:52 AM   #19 (permalink)
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In High School I did a girl from behind while she was looking out the window of the school. I say a girl because I never got her name. She was looking out the window, I just came up behind her, pulled up skirt, she moaned give it to me, so I gave it her. When I was finished I pulled my pants up and left, she kept looking out the window. Strange but true
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Heh. My Ex and I were very adventurous >: ]

  • Central Park (Multiple times)
  • Rooftop around noon, completely sunny
  • Movie theater like 3 seats down from this old guy
  • Every room in both our old houses
  • Neighbors pool & porch( my favorite place)
  • Public pool
  • Bathrooms of said pool complex
  • Friends Expedition in front of a streetlight
  • On top of the statue at Union Station
  • A highschool football anouncers box
  • A library
  • A bookstore
  • A parkbench at a busy park midday.
  • I can't remember anymore right now. Just about everywhere though . Twas so much fun
  • AH.... I miss those days
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:56 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I'm so jealous... my girlfriend isn't the most adventurous. But I must say that driving 120 km while getting a handjob and fingering her on the highway to my grandmothers house was perticularly interesting.
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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This is a good thread. TFP members are wild little animals. I am soooo taking notes!
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:06 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I've got notes from all the above now! The most daring would be on the back deck where the neighbors could see if they walked out. Most places are tame. I'm working ont that though, trying to get her to be adventureous. Oh, parked a few times in behind buildings, that's about it.
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:24 AM   #24 (permalink)
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The most daring would be on the back deck where the neighbors could see if they walked out.
We did that during the last lunar eclipse. The lighting was really cool.
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Old 05-16-2006, 09:19 AM   #25 (permalink)
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my gf and I did it on the deck of a sailing ship at anchor in Bequia one sunny afternoon.
To me, not so much kinky as incredibly romantic.
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Old 05-17-2006, 03:49 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Forgot one, on the terrace of my apartment.
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Old 05-17-2006, 01:39 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Wow, I'm really surprised at the number of people that have chosen around churches ........ interesting that's all.
Churches are largely empty six days a week, especially the sanctuary/choir loft area. And they're full of nooks and crannies and places to hide. Having the keys to a church is like having a home away from home.

I haven't had sex in too many adventurous places -- the beach, a train compartment, that's about it -- but I have _seen_ people have sex in a lot of odd places, being as I live in a college town that has warm weather most of the year, and beaches, and is a destination town for many young drifters and travelers who don't have the money for a motel room or just don't see the need for one. I have seem young men and women having sex in:

* Parking lots. Down on the actual asphalt. Must have hurt.

* In the front seat of cars in the central business district.

* In a dumpster enclosure.

* In a planter box.

* Against my back fence, which fronted on a vacant lot at the time.

* Inside a pop-up tent (the kind that has its own floor and doesn't need to be staked) placed in the middle of a church parking lot (there's that church again). Buncha Rainbow Nation kids were dancing around celebrating the solstice or something, and they'd take turns pairing off inside the tent. It'd jump up and down for a few minutes each time. Lordy.

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Old 05-17-2006, 02:35 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I've done it in several adventurous places

In various cars, one time inside a miata(that was kinda tough to work out)
On a crowded tour bus(hands only)
In various parks, outside of the car in soccer field parking lots at night
Downstairs of my current gf's house, with parents home and her sister awake

And the latest risky adventure I've had:
My current gf and I had sex in an outdoor shower stall at the Virginia International Raceway last weekend. That was tons of fun
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Old 05-17-2006, 03:36 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Churches are largely empty six days a week, especially the sanctuary/choir loft area. And they're full of nooks and crannies and places to hide. Having the keys to a church is like having a home away from home.

I haven't had sex in too many adventurous places -- the beach, a train compartment, that's about it -- but I have _seen_ people have sex in a lot of odd places, being as I live in a college town that has warm weather most of the year, and beaches, and is a destination town for many young drifters and travelers who don't have the money for a motel room or just don't see the need for one. I have seem young men and women having sex in:

* Parking lots. Down on the actual asphalt. Must have hurt.

* In the front seat of cars in the central business district.

* In a dumpster enclosure.

* In a planter box.

* Against my back fence, which fronted on a vacant lot at the time.

* Inside a pop-up tent (the kind that has its own floor and doesn't need to be staked) placed in the middle of a church parking lot (there's that church again). Buncha Rainbow Nation kids were dancing around celebrating the solstice or something, and they'd take turns pairing off inside the tent. It'd jump up and down for a few minutes each time. Lordy.
Ahh, Santa Cruz... gotta love it! =)
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Old 05-18-2006, 03:40 AM   #30 (permalink)
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only done it in public once and that was at a beach, in the water
that was an amazing feeling, everything around u is cold, expcept one thing is really warm ! one of the best feelings ive had ^_^
my friends were sitting on on the beach at the sand, which made things more interesting, they didnt suspect a thing :P
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Old 05-18-2006, 08:47 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2006, 10:33 AM   #32 (permalink)
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lots of stuff in vehicles in various parked areas.... usually found a field or something to park in....

one time in the library stacks... just went between 2 shelves and got to it... was way fun... would like to do it again... this time get a lil more close with it instead of her just dropping the pants and bending over... maybe a skirt and an easy access top and have her on top in one of the lil cubicles or something...

damn... I need to get a girlfriend and start doin that kinda stuff again...
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:15 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Girlfriends are fun; I'm not going to lie. I've always wanted to do the library cliche but alas she has yet to say yes... or be in a library with me? Well here's to hoping?
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Old 05-21-2006, 09:00 PM   #34 (permalink)
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My turn...

Let's see...I did it on the floor once...is that WILD and CRAZY enough for ya?!?!



All kidding aside...I have fond memories of a bridge on the University of North Carolina at Charlotte campus...

...in a few different cars...but after reading this thread, it seems to be a staple...

...My favorite experience was by far on top of a picnic table in a local park...I feel like a pervert for doing it in a place where kids play...but we cleaned up our mess and didn't leave anything innappropiate or questionable for anyone else to find later.
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Old 05-21-2006, 09:21 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I think a lot of folks have done cars. I know I have. It's a christening of a sort, I reckon. You get a car, you name it, you have sex in it.

I've also done, with various exes :

- On the couch in the living room, while her parents were asleep upstairs and her brother was out.

- In the bathroom. She called me in while she was in the shower, to ask me a question. She got out and left the water on and we went at it. Her friend was in the next room and never suspected.

- On a frozen river, late at night. That one was mighty cold.

- In the woods out near where I used to live. They're pretty isolated, so granted the chances of getting caught were remote.

- High school parking lot, also late at night.

Those are probably the most daring. Nothing else springs to mind as particularly adventurous.
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:12 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Being young was the best, now it's hard to find those that are not afraid.

* The Park, in the middle of the day with kids pointing (Drugie days)
* Fatburger Bathroom
* Beach Bathroom (No Stalls)
* The Clock Tower on 3rd Street, looking at the crowed.

As for Kinky, I dated a girl who loved to talk to my father during sex while he was in the room. He would sit on the couch in my room while we were on the bed. I hated it, it was during the learning phase and he wanted to make sure it was all good. Horrible!
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:22 PM   #37 (permalink)
 
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As for Kinky, I dated a girl who loved to talk to my father during sex while he was in the room. He would sit on the couch in my room while we were on the bed. I hated it, it was during the learning phase and he wanted to make sure it was all good. Horrible!
WTF??? That is the craziest thing I have heard in a while. Your father and girlfriend talking while you're banging her? That is beyond "kinky" or a "learning phase," man.
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:27 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Yeah! My father was addicted to sex so he always wanted to be around it, whether it was him or not.
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Old 05-23-2006, 05:36 PM   #39 (permalink)
 
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Yeah! My father was addicted to sex so he always wanted to be around it, whether it was him or not.
One word: BOUNDARIES. That is creepy as hell, man. CREEPY AS HELL. Did he ever propose a threesome or some weird shit like that???

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Old 05-23-2006, 06:43 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Yeah! My father was addicted to sex so he always wanted to be around it, whether it was him or not.
Whoa. That's kind of messed up.

As for me...

In a car...usually because we lived with my mom for a short time and the car afforded us some "privacy". We nearly got caught a few times doing it somewhere other than our bedroom when we lived with her...

In the projection booth at the movie theater we both worked at.

On Splash Mountain at Disneyland (hands only)

...that's all I can think of right now...
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