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Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall... ?
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So, what surprising and perhaps even alarming information do you suppose Obama might be getting in his briefings? Care to speculate about it, here? (Hmm. I suppose if some of our speculation goes too far and gets outlandish, this could end being more suited to the Paranoia forum.) |
I will speculate that he actually listen and read these briefings, unlike someone else we all know...
You think he will ask about Roswell and Area 51:paranoid: |
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Perhaps he will find out what really happened at Roswell back in 1947 and that we have been visited many times by aliens from outer space.
edit: sorry grolsch and Daval, I posted before I read your replies. Funny that we would think of the same thing. |
My wife is one of those briefing him. There's really not much scary shit going on, but homeland security definitely needs to stay. The amount of stuff they've caught is amazing.
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Julius Levinson: Oh, don't give me that! You knew about this for a long time! What, with that spaceship you found in New Mexico? What was that place called... ? Roswell, New Mexico! And that other place... uh... Area 51. Area 51! You knew then – and you did nothing. President Whitmore: Mr. Levinson, you're mistaken. There is no Area 51. There is no spaceship. Secretary of Defense Nimzicki: Uh... Mr. President, that's not entirely accurate... |
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David Levinson: What, which part? |
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Actually, what I'd really like to know is:
-What's up with the Obama hunt? -What do they really know about the inner workings of North Korea? -What has been stopped, terrorism-wise, that we haven't heard about? -What's the Colonel's secret recipe? -Where kind of inside info does the US have from inside friendly governments that could only have come through some form of espionage? -How good are satellite recon photos, really? -How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? |
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Nice Catch, Charlatan!
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Right, now let's try it again; -What's up with the Osama bin Laden Hunt. Fuck, Karl Rove knew what he was doing with those "push" polling questions, didn't he? Throw enough shit and some will stick, even to a borderline socialist. Karl Rove, you that man has mutated sharks with laser beams stuck to their heads in his basement, right? |
I always find the bravado of presidential candidates amusing till they find out all the details.
Day Before CIA Briefings: We will not do.....blah blah. I will not support....blah blah. We won't use guns to settle our problems...blah blah. Day After CIA Briefings: We won't rule out any course of action. Welcome to reality mister president elect! lol |
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