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Old 06-25-2003, 10:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Remember Baghdad Bob?

"Baghdad Bob" has been bagged, according to published reports
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,90355,00.html


Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi "disinformation minister" who became world renowned for his ridiculously inaccurate news briefings in Iraq soon before coalition troops reached Baghdad, was captured at a Baghdad roadblock, London's Daily Mirror reported Wednesday.

Al-Sahaf, an official obviously fiercely loyal to Saddam Hussein, once claimed "there is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad" as U.S. forces were moving in.

The Times reported that a coalition force who confirmed the arrest said Al-Sahaf "has some serious talking to do this time."

Before becoming the information minister, Al-Sahaf held the position of foreign minister.

The same day American tanks rolled into the heard of Baghdad, Al-Sahaf held a news conference on the roof of the Palestine Hotel and said the American invaders had tried to penetrate the city but were slaughtered. He declared: "Be assured Baghdad is safe, secure and great."

"There is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad, none at all," he said.

Al-Sahaf fans can even buy a "Dis-Information Minister" doll that says things like, "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!" and "No, I am not scared and neither should you be."

Al-Sahaf's persona even spurred some to start their own Web sites on him, including www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com, which tracks the movements and news of Baghdad Bob and all of the top outlandish phrases used by the official.

These include:

- "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

- "They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."

- "I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

- Of U.S. troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."

- "We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead"

- "They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."


Think he wants to talk now?

( I took out parts of this not pertaining to the gist of the thing - Check the link if you want it verbatim)
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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what a lying dipshit.

i'm thinking he's physcho
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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He should have stayed a Foreign minister. It will be interesting to hear what he has to say if he speaks.
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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this guy makes me laugh every time i see him and read/hear his words. it's comedy gold, at its best.
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Old 06-25-2003, 12:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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He might have a future in sales.
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