charlesesl

Give me your best answer. Because I found one that will blow you away.

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wilbjammin

What computer?

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Innominate.

TheKak

Somehow I doubt it will "blow me away"!

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vonstalhein

Your computer does not exist because you blew it away.

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Bill O'Rights

What are you talking about?

Do you mean "Prove to me that your computer does not exist", or are you implying that you have empirical proof that my computer does not exist?

Clarify please.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

CSflim

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:::OshnSoul:::

Energy consumes every object. Consider 98% of everything (and everyone) is made up of energy. The other 2% is matter.
It exists in a physical manner, to our physical perception, because of the force and speed of the energy holding it together. Therefore, it's the energy that exists, the energy makes up the matter. You can look at it both ways, I suppose.
I am really not proving anything, either way, here. Just simply stating what it is.
So what's your answer?

Johnny Rotten

I don't think I can give an answer, because there wasn't a question.

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StormBerlin

Uhhh.... the computer does exist. Energy in the form of a computer is still a computer right?

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Kabsnow

its all in your mind!! ooooo!!

John Henry

Let me pre-empt your argument.

Assume A1, A2, A3, ...AN true.

A1, A2, A3, ...AN=>B1, B2, B3, ....BN

B1, ...BN=>Your computer does exist.

However your computer clearly does exist, therefore one of your initial assumptions is wrong or your logic is flawed. Reexamine your argument.

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Yakk

CSflim, beautiful.

That is a computer.
That isn't a computer.
That isn't a computer.
That isn't a computer.

That isn't a representation of a computer.
That is a representation of a computer.
That isn't a representation of a computer.
That isn't a representation of a computer.

That isn't a statement about computerness.
That isn't a statement about computerness.
That is a statement about computerness.
That isn't a statement about computerness.

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gorilla

I dont have a theory on why my (your) computer doesnt exist, but I would love to be "blow away" by yours...

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Monre

Im not gonna prove something doesn't exist when it doesn't exist.

orange monkeyee

it surfs porn and downloads music, what more do i need proof of ?

Crack

Now I am curisous about what will "blow me away..."

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Lokus

I'm curious too because I only like to be blown in one way and I highly doubt that charlesesl will do it.

I'm still not sure exactly what he was asking in this thread though.

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klt2

CSflim: Awesome.

aarchaon

For anyone who was wondering what CSFilm's picture said: This is not a computer.

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Green. Yellow. Blue.

wannabenakid247

Even if it only existed in our minds it still exists to us doesn't it?

forgotten_dream

There is no computer...

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Shokan

Prove to me that it does.

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Legalize it.

skier

I think you guys scared the little rookie away

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El_Borracho

Mathmatical proof that you and I and therefore your computer don't exist (as taken from The Restraunt at the End of the Universe.)

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bermuDa

haha CS, best answer yet

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evilbeefchan

Well, by definition, a computer is a device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.

But my laptop is really an etch-a-sketch.