99 ways to die. - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

skyscan · 11-17-2003, 10:23 PM

*set in the future* After years of diving behind me, I go down for what will be my final scuba dive.

I am at total peace with the ocean around me. The sea life and I continue ever deeper into the Ocean. Never to return to land.

*die from lack of compressed air*

drlfter · 11-17-2003, 11:24 PM

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I'll probably get sucked out an airlock and die the quick but horribly painful death of having space suck every fluid in my body out of every opening.
If not that, then I know that this world is too cruel to not make it slow and painful.

Maybe not that dramatic, but dying weightless, preferably warm, would totally rule in a semi-consciuos situation.

CandleInTheDark · 11-18-2003, 05:31 PM

For a good cause.

Kyo · 11-18-2003, 05:34 PM

I'm not sure how I want to die - but I do know I certainly don't want to die by accident. If I'm killed, I want to be killed because someone meant to kill me, for a specific reason or purpose, beyond some street mugger just getting a little trigger happy at the wrong moment. Otherwise, a natural death with be good. Very boring, not particularly original, but not as horrible as some alternatives.

The.Lunatic · 11-18-2003, 06:30 PM

I think i'd like to go out in some feat that wastes a lot of money, maybe even preadator style in a latch ditch effort to kill arnold.

denton · 11-21-2003, 03:49 AM

Bleed to death.

shrubbery · 11-21-2003, 10:43 AM

When I'm at the prime at my life, so that I'll die completely happy.

Moonduck · 11-21-2003, 12:39 PM

I don't want to know. I consider it Life's Final Surprise.

Death: Gotcha!
Me: Dude!

In all honestly, I care little. I would prefer that it is not in some messy, visible way witnessed by my family. That's about it.

wilbjammin · 11-22-2003, 12:11 PM

"I used to long at times for a violent death -- as a death which excuses one from crying out at the tearing away of the soul. At other times I would dream of a protracted and constantly lucid end so that it could not be said at least that I had been taken by surprise -- in my absence -- to find out, in short... But one stifles, in the earth." - Albert Camus, January 23, 1951

yellowgowild · 11-23-2003, 12:49 AM

I've always wanted to be hunted down and finally killed in public as I drop a vital piece of information into someones pocket.

Cheesebreath · 11-27-2003, 09:15 AM

I'm never going to die, I'm going to live forever; so far, so good.
Just kidding, I'd like to die saving someone's life... or have a heart attack having sex... that's the way to go...

prosequence · 11-27-2003, 02:25 PM

Toenail clippers ?! No one has said toe nail clippers... hmmm, I thought that would be the first to be picked.

Sho Nuff · 11-28-2003, 09:27 AM

In mortal combat cutting down and endless stream of unrighteous warriors

Stare At The Sun · 11-28-2003, 03:32 PM

A carcrash is probably how i will die.

However, i would love to die something similar to bruce willis in Armagedon. That would be neeto. Also, A scarface esque ending wouldn't be that bad...

Though it would be nice to die w/o pain, staring at the stars on a perfect night, feeling totally at peace with God.(that is my ideal death)

whitejesus · 11-28-2003, 07:55 PM

on a natural high. maybe falling from a building or plane and enjoying the rush. maybe even crashing a car at an insanely high speed( 300km+) with the biggest grin on my face

MSD · 11-29-2003, 08:54 AM

I want to be clubbed to death by the Pope. Seriuosly, how cool would that look in an obituary?

mac Daddy · 11-30-2003, 08:57 PM

The obvious best way to die would be scuba diving. Once you pass 120 feet nitrogen narcosis starts setting in. It's like a peacefull halucination. You see and hear things that cannot be in 140 feet. Once the nitrogen levels get too high you just fall asleep and run out of air. No pain, no reality. Then you can be shark bait.

shoe · 12-04-2003, 07:10 PM

Besides sex exhaustion ... i think sacrificing my life for someone i love would be a beautiful way to die.

cybersharp · 12-05-2003, 02:34 PM

Well If you had asked me this question last year id say id want to go with a bang, or if i have a peacefull life at that time then die in my sleep. But now i think i would rather die in war, or a fight very painfully and maybe through torture hmm who knows i might learn somthing from it before i die. then at least i would or rather wouldnt be able to say that i spent my life trying tp learn and in the persuit of knowledge.

doodah · 12-07-2003, 12:09 AM

prolly 2 ways if i had to....

one in the arms of my one true love....

or possibly in a car accident by myself... cause i dont want anyone else to die with me....

doodah · 12-07-2003, 12:10 AM

also if i had to then i would want to die saving someone else it just seems so heroic.... like shoe said it

radonman · 12-09-2003, 08:27 AM

I think I'd want to die instantly, like diving headfirst off a cliff or something. Something that would be quick.

ashap · 12-09-2003, 10:17 AM

I'd like to go in an amusing way - such as having sex or like Neddy65's grandmother doing the chicken dance. I'd in the thick of (so to speak) and Bam! I'm at the pearly gates thinking to myself...what the hell?

Snakedance · 12-09-2003, 10:48 AM

I want to live forever.

So far so good.

11-17-2003, 10:23 PM	#41 (permalink)
skyscan Tilted Location: Missouri	set in the future After years of diving behind me, I go down for what will be my final scuba dive. I am at total peace with the ocean around me. The sea life and I continue ever deeper into the Ocean. Never to return to land. die from lack of compressed air __________________ Media Stew

11-18-2003, 05:31 PM	#43 (permalink)
CandleInTheDark Addict Location: Where the music's loudest	For a good cause. __________________ Where there is doubt there is freedom.

11-18-2003, 05:34 PM	#44 (permalink)
Kyo Crazy	I'm not sure how I want to die - but I do know I certainly don't want to die by accident. If I'm killed, I want to be killed because someone meant to kill me, for a specific reason or purpose, beyond some street mugger just getting a little trigger happy at the wrong moment. Otherwise, a natural death with be good. Very boring, not particularly original, but not as horrible as some alternatives. __________________ Sure I have a heart; it's floating in a jar in my closet, along with my tonsils, my appendix, and all of the other useless organs I ripped out.

11-18-2003, 06:30 PM	#45 (permalink)
The.Lunatic Psycho Location: Somewhere just beyond the realm of sanity...	I think i'd like to go out in some feat that wastes a lot of money, maybe even preadator style in a latch ditch effort to kill arnold. __________________ Proud memeber of the Insomniac Club.

11-22-2003, 12:11 PM	#49 (permalink)
wilbjammin * * *	"I used to long at times for a violent death -- as a death which excuses one from crying out at the tearing away of the soul. At other times I would dream of a protracted and constantly lucid end so that it could not be said at least that I had been taken by surprise -- in my absence -- to find out, in short... But one stifles, in the earth." - Albert Camus, January 23, 1951 __________________ Innominate. Last edited by wilbjammin; 11-23-2003 at 01:03 AM..

11-21-2003, 03:49 AM	#46 (permalink)
denton Crazy	Bleed to death.

11-21-2003, 10:43 AM	#47 (permalink)
shrubbery Tilted Location: North Europe	When I'm at the prime at my life, so that I'll die completely happy.

11-21-2003, 12:39 PM	#48 (permalink)
Moonduck Junkie Location: SE USA	I don't want to know. I consider it Life's Final Surprise. Death: Gotcha! Me: Dude! In all honestly, I care little. I would prefer that it is not in some messy, visible way witnessed by my family. That's about it.

11-23-2003, 12:49 AM	#50 (permalink)
yellowgowild Psycho Location: Tampa	I've always wanted to be hunted down and finally killed in public as I drop a vital piece of information into someones pocket.

11-27-2003, 09:15 AM	#51 (permalink)
Cheesebreath Upright Location: U.S.A.	I'm never going to die, I'm going to live forever; so far, so good. Just kidding, I'd like to die saving someone's life... or have a heart attack having sex... that's the way to go... __________________ It's better to have loved and lost, then never to have loved before.

11-27-2003, 02:25 PM	#52 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	Toenail clippers ?! No one has said toe nail clippers... hmmm, I thought that would be the first to be picked. __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

11-28-2003, 09:27 AM	#53 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	In mortal combat cutting down and endless stream of unrighteous warriors __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me. Last edited by Sho Nuff; 12-02-2003 at 07:56 AM..

11-28-2003, 03:32 PM	#54 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	A carcrash is probably how i will die. However, i would love to die something similar to bruce willis in Armagedon. That would be neeto. Also, A scarface esque ending wouldn't be that bad... Though it would be nice to die w/o pain, staring at the stars on a perfect night, feeling totally at peace with God.(that is my ideal death)

11-28-2003, 07:55 PM	#55 (permalink)
whitejesus Upright	on a natural high. maybe falling from a building or plane and enjoying the rush. maybe even crashing a car at an insanely high speed( 300km+) with the biggest grin on my face

11-29-2003, 08:54 AM	#56 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I want to be clubbed to death by the Pope. Seriuosly, how cool would that look in an obituary?

12-09-2003, 10:48 AM	#64 (permalink)
Snakedance Enhanced With Psychotrophics Location: Snakepit	I want to live forever. So far so good. __________________ "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

11-30-2003, 08:57 PM	#57 (permalink)
mac Daddy Upright Location: Cali	The best way The obvious best way to die would be scuba diving. Once you pass 120 feet nitrogen narcosis starts setting in. It's like a peacefull halucination. You see and hear things that cannot be in 140 feet. Once the nitrogen levels get too high you just fall asleep and run out of air. No pain, no reality. Then you can be shark bait.

12-04-2003, 07:10 PM	#58 (permalink)
shoe Crazy Location: Montreal , Quebec	Besides sex exhaustion ... i think sacrificing my life for someone i love would be a beautiful way to die.

12-05-2003, 02:34 PM	#59 (permalink)
cybersharp Insane	Well If you had asked me this question last year id say id want to go with a bang, or if i have a peacefull life at that time then die in my sleep. But now i think i would rather die in war, or a fight very painfully and maybe through torture hmm who knows i might learn somthing from it before i die. then at least i would or rather wouldnt be able to say that i spent my life trying tp learn and in the persuit of knowledge. __________________ 0PtIcAl

12-07-2003, 12:09 AM	#60 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	prolly 2 ways if i had to.... one in the arms of my one true love.... or possibly in a car accident by myself... cause i dont want anyone else to die with me.... __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

12-07-2003, 12:10 AM	#61 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	also if i had to then i would want to die saving someone else it just seems so heroic.... like shoe said it __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

12-09-2003, 08:27 AM	#62 (permalink)
radonman Crazy	I think I'd want to die instantly, like diving headfirst off a cliff or something. Something that would be quick. __________________ -radonman

12-09-2003, 10:17 AM	#63 (permalink)
ashap Crazy Location: Great white north	I'd like to go in an amusing way - such as having sex or like Neddy65's grandmother doing the chicken dance. I'd in the thick of (so to speak) and Bam! I'm at the pearly gates thinking to myself...what the hell?