Sux Being You...
 

One day a little bird decided it was time to fly south. As he took off, the weather had changed and it became so cold that his wings froze. The little bird fell to Earth in a cow pasture & into a pile of fresh crap.

Along came a cow & plopped a load on top of the bird.

The bird was so warm & happy that he began to sing.

Well, don't you know, the barn cat came around & heard the bird singing, cleared away the dung & ate the bird.

So, ya see folks, not everyone that shits on ya' is your enemy.

And, when you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

You forgot to add the part,

"Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend."

aside from the moral... i'm not sure why this is in philosophy ô_O

Dung Beetles get born in a pile of shit. Then they eat it.

How informative. Is that real mammal shit that the Dung Beetles are born in, or is it Dung Beetle shit (which might not be as disgusting)?

Real mammals as opposed to fake mammals yes.

Elephant shit i guess, maybe antalope, whatever big animals are in africa.

:| thanks

good thing his thread turned into a dung beetle conversation. i would think they would choose elephant shit over antelope shit, i just picture elephant shit being a richer blend of feces than an antelopes.

the sparrow is small . . yet it carries all it needs.

until it dies

remember the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

cheese-crap-bird it's all related. right?

Forty' is the only number with its letters in alphabetical order.

cow is in alphabetical order too.....

it's in Philosophy because it's Hanxter's eternal truth - and he's a philosopher extraordinaire!

This string has quickly gone from bad to worse. Seriously, was there ever a point to all of this? If so, when did it get lost? If not, why am I posting?