Does the Master beckon?
 

Okay – surely you are aware of the big red dot in the sky. Everyone is talking about it, big as heck on 8/28, etc. So I get in my head, hey I wonder what all those astrological numbnuts think of this. Well… it’s encouraging.

I recall a few years back I was watching a xmas program about how near the year 6 BC or whatever it was that Jesus H. Christ was born, there was a brilliant astrological configuration of the star of David with the planet Venus moving through it somehow – hence “Star of David” blah blah. Details are fuzzy in my mind, I’m sure there’s some astro-xian website with plenty of info…

Anyhoo

Guess what happens on Nov 8, 2003? Same deal, except an enlarged Mars, will gradually fade into this semi-rare constellation (there was one in 1999 too). Although none of the sites I read predict it, could one draw the conclusion that we should expect the Anti-Christ soon?

Our Dark Master Awaits! Be ready! Jesus is back – and he’s MAD AS HELL.

And which constellation is this exactly? Does Jack Horkeimer know about this?

i think some freakish goul will pop out of my cat on that day. She apppears pregnant ( for like a year now) and keeps having strange grumbling noises come from her belly ( like some freakish animal....)

DUDE Orange! Make sure you get some fucking pictures! That sounds fucking AWESOME! w00t

I'd say the Anti-Christ is already here. Its like this, my little dumplings... Nov 8 is my birthday. You have all been deceived! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D :D :D

Still, you bet I'll have my camera with me on that day...

maybe she has gas or a tumor

as a Christian i saddens me to believe that Christ got lost on the way or drank too much water or something.:(

i really don't know. it is a little intriguing but... i mean... i just can't see a better view of Mars being a sign that Christ is coming.

be my luck i finally get married. . . get to hotel and he's like 'ready!!?!?'