Is Elvis alive..?
 

I have a friend that is convinced the King is still alive... He brings to light, too many wierd things about his death. Could it be true?

Yeah man he is in Africa with Tupac, Biggy and Princess Diana....

Youre friend is clearly on crack.

Of course he is... he's laying on a beach with Tupac, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Biggie... they all read the tabloids and laughtheir asses off at us....

He's fucking dead.


At least I hope.

He comes to the homeless shelter I work at all the time. He loves Saturday lunch because it's always fried chicken.

he should be dead...same with 2pac, biggie, and my grandparents

Tupac isn't dead.... proof: Every year he puts out a new CD and I think he has at least one movie coming out this year or next year... If he's dead than damn I hope I can put out stuff after I'm in the ground....

Dead as a doornail.

He's dead for sure. If you want to concern yourself with INTERESTING (and possibly legit) conspiracy theories, read into the Kurt Cobain "suicide" some... you'll learn some things you didn't know. Trust me.

Hey KWSN that sounds pretty interesting, got any site where I could get started reading into that? I don't know if I can count on typing that into google.

I concur with Katyblu.

There's a book, part of a series of books called "Uncle John"... they're all full of odd trivia and they're made, so it says, for reading when you're in the can... one of the books has like 3 pages of conspiracy theories on that, and it really interested me... I'll see if I can find a site for you.

I am reincarnated.After dying i asked to come back as a candy bar, but just to prove there is a sense of humour in the hereafter, i am back - as Eminem. Notice the similarity??

"I don't care what the game says, I swear I didn't kill him!"-Death, Good Omens.

That said, deader than a doornail.

what about Hitler ?

I assure you that Elvis is quite dead.

I had that poison made by the greatest chemist that ever lived.

Yes, and he's living under my stairs...

Mr Mephisto

I hope he's dead, they buried him

Four words, folks....


Bubba Ho-Tep.

Elvis lives.

Elvis was an attention whore, for him to be alive this long out of the public eye would have been too much for him.

Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa are a driving team long-hauling garlic out of Gilroy, CA.

No

when exactly when was a doornail alive and for that matter wtf is a doornail??? but elvis is dead unless they dont find a body in his grave

Yes, I saw him in a wheelchair shopping at Wal-mart.

The term as dead as a doornail is from shakespere, one of many terms that crop up in modern day language without people realising they are quoting shakespere.

Look don't tell anyone but I'm Elvis and I'm alive. Ok hope this answers your question.

I'm alive and well.

I'd say he isn't dead, just taking a long vacation with Jim Morrison.

If you think about it, even if his death was faked, he was a drinker, smoker, druggie, and quite overwieght. He would be dead by now if he wasn't back then.

And if somebody doesn't collect his 1 million dollar life insurance soon, I want it.

hmm yeah i think Katyblu said it all

Elvis is dead. The legend still lives.

No, friend, he's dead. Lots of people can't deal with it when someone so much bigger than life is gone, and that is why they look for discrepancies in their actual death. Meida tries to hype it up so it will be a more incredible story, or so that these bigger than life people will not look like average people when they literally kill themselves with drugs and alcohol like a destitute bum. Somewhere on consumptionjunction.com is a short video of elvis drunk, and on stage. Its totally amazing, and yet I cant find it to show you what an onstage addict looks like...oh well, he's gone.

Elvis is alive and living... ... ... in my pants!
Get over this one.

Yeah he's alive.
Lives in Vegas.

not a chance in hell.....

i think hes dead...its hard to say this....but be bit the dust

Elvis has left the building !!

Elvis is alive and well and living inside the moon we never landed on, with the MIB's and the aliens.

No.
Elvis is dead.
DEAD.