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02-04-2005, 06:57 AM
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Thank God hockey is back
Location: Deeeeeetroit
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Cool/Funny/interesting Song names
Inspired by the "a cool band name" thread, I want to hear some people's favorite song names and the band's they're from...lets all do everyone a favor and not include any songs by "anal cunt" because I think they win for obnoxious non-sensical most obviously offensive song names. so with that being said, here are a few of my favorite:
Homophobes are just pissed because they can't get laid, War is Peace Slavery is Freedom May all your Interventions be Humanitarian, ordinary people do fucked up things when fucked up things become ordinary, nailing descartes to the wall (liquid meat is still murder), Albright Monument: Bagdhad, Apparently I'm a P.C. Fascist because I respect both human and non-human animals, The only good fascist is a very dead fascist, I was a pre-teen mcarthyist, - all by propagandhi moonlapse vertigo by opeth dark matter mystery - black body spectrum by vintersorg
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02-04-2005, 07:47 AM
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You're going to have to trust me!
Location: Massachusetts
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Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama Annunciate While You Masticate A Beer's Much Better Than A Woman
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02-04-2005, 08:28 AM
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I present to you, the track listing to Of Montreal's "Early Four Track Recordings:
1. Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath 2. Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath 3. Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap 4. Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap 5. Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub 6. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home 7. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub 8. Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub 9. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particle 10. Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to a Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toile 11. Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub 12. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off a Duck 13. Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself 14. Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree 15. Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom 16. Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom |
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02-04-2005, 10:36 AM
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Crazy
Location: Top of the World, Mom!
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Bob Hund - Det skulle vara lätt för mig att säga att jag inte hittar hem men det gör jag, tror jag.
Translation: It would be easy for me to say that I dont find my way home but I do, I think. Edit: LOL, they are all very funny! Good thread!
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02-04-2005, 11:18 AM
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Agoraphobic Nosebleed's "Drive by Blowjob on a Bike" (does grind even count, ALL of the songs have good names)
Aesop Rock's upcoming album is going to have a song on it called "Zodiaccupuncture" Manitoba's "Tits and Ass: The Great Canadian Weekend" I Hate Myself's "Caught in a flood with the captain of the cheerleading squad" |
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02-04-2005, 11:22 AM
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Addict ed to smack
Location: Seattle
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Here comes the Stormtroopers of Death
"Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues" "Fist Banging Mania" "Free Dirty Needles" "Crackhead Song" "Monkey's Rule" "Frankenstein and His Horse" I left out some of the more vulgar song names they have |
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02-04-2005, 11:27 AM
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Getting Medieval on your ass
Location: 13th century Europe
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 Don't forget these gems: You're Pretty When I'm Drunk She Ain't Got No Legs Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny -Bloodhound Gang |
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02-04-2005, 11:35 AM
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Walking is Still Honest
Location: Seattle, WA
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I seem to remember this thread being done before...oh well.
Against Me! - You Look Like I Need a Drink They Might Be Giants - Youth Culture Killed My Dog Kind of Like Spitting - Dostoevsky Gets Mugged Outside a Donut Shop in New Jersey Nick Drake - Things Behind the Sun Belle & Sebastian - This is Just a Modern Rock Song
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02-04-2005, 11:39 AM
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Brooding.
Location: CA-USA
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Hooker with a Penis - Tool
Message from Harry Manback - Tool Aqueous Transmission - Incubus Night After Sidewalk - Kaki King The Nurse who loved me - A perfect circle
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02-04-2005, 07:39 PM
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Laid back
Location: Jayhawkland
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Hoot Mon Is Skippered By The Captain's Malone
My 7th Grade Bus Driver Yells At Dead Trees Spatulizing Lil Mooky's Ostrich Eggs My Dad Shaves His Beemus Every Kwanzaa Bill Nye The Science Guy Makes Me Wanna Cut Myself -Mod Flanders Conspiracy |
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02-05-2005, 06:31 AM
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Crazy
Location: New Zealand
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Left Hand Boob, Right Hand No Boob |
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02-05-2005, 08:23 AM
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Who You Crappin?
Location: Everywhere and Nowhere
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Dead Kennedys: Holliday in Cambodia
Dead Milkmen: Takin' Retards to the Zoo Earwig Beach Party Vietnam The Thing that only eats Hippies Methodist Coloring Book Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How!
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02-05-2005, 10:15 AM
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Insane
Location: Plano, TX
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Well, it's not a song, but I don't think this thread would be complete without Fiona Apple's "When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King / What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight / And He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring / There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind is Your Might / So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand / And Remember That Depth is the Greatest of Heights / And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land / And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right."
Some song titles that I enjoy: Pearl Jam - "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" King Missle - "Detachable Penis" Three 6 Mafia - "Slob on my Knob" Ludacris - "Hoes in my Room" Ludacris - "Ho" Tool - Most of the previously mentioned songs... Canibus - "Nigganometry" Aaron Lewis' old band - "Bonghits for Breakfast" Faith No More - Surprise! You're Dead! Faith No More - Jizzlobber
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02-10-2005, 09:49 AM
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pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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I actually have all of these...
Why Don't We Do it In the Road? - Beatles Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw? - Jimmy Buffett My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody, it Might as Well Be You - Jimmy Buffett Big Bad Bill is Sweet William Now - Leon Redbone Intergalactical Laxative - Donovan Can't you Take it Back and Change it for a Boy? - Rex Allen The Closer to the Bone, the Sweeter the Meat - Grandpa Jones Don't Wipe The Tears You Cry For Him On My Good White Shirt - Buck Owens I Got In At 2 With A 10, And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 - Willie Nelson She's Looking Better Every Beer - Stray Cats Take this Job and Shove It - Johnny Paycheck Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone - Roy Clark
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02-10-2005, 11:29 PM
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More Than You Expect
Location: Queens
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Exhumed:
Horrendous Member Dismemberment Oozing Rectal Feast Outro : A Decrepit Denouement For The Disgustingly Deceased Exhume To Consume Quagmire Of Flesh The Naked And The Dead Vagitarian The Exquisite Flavor Of Gastro-Anal Tripe (\m/) Excreting Innards Ziploc Bodybag Cattle Decapitation: Testicular Manslaughter The Regurgitation Of Corpses Colonic Villus Biopsy Performed On Gastro-Intestinally Incapable Chunk Blower Fuck...I'm Dead: Army of Hermaphrodites Burnt to an Absolute Crisp My Feral Fucktoy Colon Commando Fucking the Fetus Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook Inject Me with Aids
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02-11-2005, 05:21 AM
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Egocentric
Location: World of Warcraft
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 My own contribution would be "Loosely of amoebas" by Farmakon. Awesome song too. --jaded
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02-11-2005, 05:34 AM
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Egocentric
Location: World of Warcraft
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--jaded
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There is no fucking you, there is only me. |
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02-11-2005, 08:16 AM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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All by Cortex Bomb:
Knives in White Satan 3000 Strangers (who caught AIDS from Easy E) Paul Schaffer Auto-erotic Vacuum Cleaner Exit Wound Lord Bunny's Nightmare Father Pannick Used to Be a Nice Place to Live Richard Gere's Herbal Gerbil Juice Testicles and Sandwiches Never Lend Money to Keanu Reaves, Even if He is Dressed Like Mike Patton Death to the Demon Ahmet Zappa Very good stuff, too...
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02-11-2005, 08:36 AM
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Blonde Redhead's "I am taking out my Eurotrash (I still get rocks off)"
Elf Power's "Simon (The Bird with the Candybar Head)" and "Needles in the Camel's Eye" Gorillaz "Left Hand Suzuki Method" I Hate Myself's "Secret Lovers at the Heaven's Gate Ranch" Neutral Milk Hotel's "King of Carrot Flowers" parts 1, 2, and 3 "Two Headed Boy" and "Aunt Eggma Blowtorch" |
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02-15-2005, 06:09 AM
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I remember hearing some heavy metal song a few years back named "Dow Jones and the temple of doom", but I don't remember the name. Ween have some cool song names, here's just a few:
Don't shit where you eat Poopship Destroyer Waving my Dick in the Wind Put the coke on my Dick MarbleTulipJuicyTree ReggaeJunkyJew Hey Fat Boy (asshole) Mister, would you please help my pony Cover it with gas and set it on fire Just a few pearlers |
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02-16-2005, 08:42 AM
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More Than You Expect
Location: Queens
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 Burnt By The Sun - Soundtrack To The Personal Revolution (moderately good album)
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02-16-2005, 01:04 PM
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Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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Tool - Stinkfist
Tool - Hooker With A Penis
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02-16-2005, 09:55 PM
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Psycho
Location: sc
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more song titles by minus the bear, kings of song titles:
absynthe party at the fly honey warehouse booyah achieved get me naked 2: electric bugaloo hey! is that a ninja up there? hey, wanna throw up? get me naked! i lost all money at the cock fights lemurs man, lemurs pantsuit....ugggghhhh thanks for the killer game of crisco twister
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This is what is hardest: to close the open hand because one loves.
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02-16-2005, 10:37 PM
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Addict ed to smack
Location: Seattle
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ive totally forgot primus!
Wynonas big brown beaver Sailing the Seas of Cheese Los Bastardos/here come the bastards/ over the electric grapevine professor nutbutters house of treats those damned blue collar tweekers proverbial mind spread |
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02-16-2005, 11:54 PM
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Insane
Location: Los Angeles
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actually, all of Minus the Bear's songs have funny titles. "Just Kickin' it Like a Wild Donkey" "Hey! Is That A Ninja Up There?" "Thanks For the Killer Game of Crisco Twister" "Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked" "Let's Play Guitar In a Five Guitar Band" "Booyah Achieved" "Pantsuit...Uggghhh" "I Lost All My Money at the Cockfights" and if you remember Starship Troopers, they have "You Kill Bugs Good, Man" "Damn Bugs Whacked Him, Johnny" ahhh, I love that band. edit: Crap, I just noticed noodles added more just a couple posts above me. sorry. edit 2: I just remembered a song called "Masturbating for a Better Tomorrow" by Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
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