See below (until I change my sig)

I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me

--ODB

"To Begin Whipping Dance of the Dead
Blackened Is the End"

Metallica

"Back to the front
you will do what I say, when I say"

Metallica

"We'll force you to be nice to each other
Kill you before you kill each other"

DRI

either that or either one with two blades on it
hey you! dont touch the mic like theres AIDS on it

mf doom

not my favorite 2 line, but i was listening to madvillainy yesterday and it stuck

This is.... umm.... unique...

"Rabbits are raining in by backyard but I have a femur collection indoors.
Finding femurs ain't easy 'cause rabbits rarely rain."

-Corpsefucking Art - "Demented"

Sometimes I think Its a shame
When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain.

Sometimes I think Its a sin
When I feel like I winning when I'm losing again.
Gordon Lightfoot- Sundown

And of course my signature below.

"You can lead a whore to water
And you can bet she'll drink and follow orders"
-Glassjaw (Pretty Lush)

You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone,
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy when we're gettin it on

Offspring, shes got issues

ticking away the moments that make up a dull day...
you fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way...


pink floyd...Time

The world moves on a womans hips
the world moves when she swivals and bops

Talking Heads: The great curve

she saw the barkeep, said "oh God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said "well just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"

Nick Cave "Stagger Lee"

edited because I had some words wrong. In case you were curious.

"Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him, he'd best go run and hide,
Daddy's got a new .45"

- Sublime

new one

Informer, you no say daddy me snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down

-Snow


...An eloquent couplet indeed

Sorry if there are some repeats, I didn't read through the entire thread.

I've been walking the streets at night
Just trying to get it right

Guns N' Roses- Patience


Mama told me, when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son

Lynyrd Skynyrd -Simple Kind Of Man


He walked away and he smiled and he said
you know Im gonna be like you, dad you know Im gonna be like you

Cats In The Cradle-Harry Chapin


One, two, three and to the fo
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do

Dre and Snoop- Nuthin But a G Thang

my baby drove up in a brand new cadillac
i said, "jesus christ, where'd you get that cadillac?"

-the clash

"We came across a miracle
There was beer in the soda machine"
-The Ramones

nope the best lyric ever is marvin gaye lets get it on

if the spirt moves ya,
Then let me groove ya

The land of the free?!?
Whoever told you yhat is your enemy!

Rage against the machine - Know your enemy

Temptation- Why won't you leave me alone ?
Lurking every corner- Everywhere I go

Dream Theatre - The mirror

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus

off she went with a trumpety trump

trump trump trump

"toy dolls"

You definitely took one of my favorite ones right there. I also like this one from the same album

"Don't see some man as half empty
See them half full of shit."

"Sometimes I wish we had a short term memory just enough to recognize each others face
It would be the same ol story...but you're hanging on to every single word I have to say" - Brian Vanderark, The Verve Pipe - Half A Mind

"I wanted to see you walking backwards
And get the sensation of you coming home" - Adam Duritz, Counting Crows - Time And Time Again

Theres definitely a lot more as far as rock/folk/singer songwriters go....but for hip hop, Common has most of my faves

"Thinkin we all in love cause we can spend a day together?
We talkin spendin the rest of our lives, theres too many black women that could say that they mothers but can't say that they wifes" - Common - Retrospect For Life

"Granted we've known each other for some time
It don't take a whole day to recognize sunshine" - Common - The Light

"It's deep, I heard the city breathe in its sleep
Of reality I touch, but for me it's hard to keep
Deep, I heard my man breathe in his sleep
Of reality I touch, but for me it's hard to keep" - Black Star Feat. Common - Respiration

But probably the best ever....hmmm...hard maybe this one by Tupac Shakur

"And if my doubts and questions upset you
(forgive my fragile heart) forgive my fragile heart
I just wanted to know if you'd love me forever before today,
would start (would you love me.. would you love me..)" - Tupac Shakur - What Of A Love Unspoken?

Asta!!

"Cause if they catch you in the back seat tryin' to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box. "

Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell

"i like my sugar with coffee and creme"

Beastie Boys

There are a few....

"I, I know your reasons and I, I know your goals
We can fuck forever but you will never get my soul."
-The Gun Club

"When they drilled holes in your skull and screwed that halo to your head
Did you think you could fly?"
-Beulah

"If man is 5, then the Devil is 6
And if the Devil is 6, then God is 7"
-The Pixies

"Ladies let me tell you about myself - I got a dick for a brain
And my brain is gonna sell my ass to you."
-Afghan Whigs

"Death don't walk in the front door, he sneaks in the back like a thief in the night.
Death don't fight like a brave man, he sticks a knife in your back as you stand in the dark."
- Bad Examples "Squeezing the Puzzle Together"

for the last 6 months
i been packin' your bag

you can wash my balls
with a warm, wet rag

Song : Piss up a rope
Band: Ween

I lick my brain in silence
rather squeeze my head instead

midget man provoking violence
listen not to what I said

Song: Mutilated Lips
Album: The Mollusk
Band: Ween

i'm never gonna know you now
but i'm gonna love you anyhow

elliot smith - waltz #2 (xo)

"We fought your wars with all our hearts
You've sent us back in body parts
"

ADD by System of a Down

Tell the waitress,
That my chicken died in vain.... From the new Jimmy Buffett album!

there's something about a little evil that makes that unmistakable noise i was hearing,
that unmistakable sound i know so well.

A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You.

"Floyd is dead, he's nothing but a ripple,

'cause Millie took that paper and sliced him on the nipple."

Fee - Phish

I've been to hell and I spell it
I spell it DMV

Primus - DMV

It's heaven when you,
Find romance on your menu...

Made known to me by
Jamie Cullum - What A Diff'rence a Day Made

Originally by
Maria Mendez Grever and Stanley Adams :)

heheh.. :)

Would you be the wind
To blow me home?
Would you be a dream
On the wings of a poem?

outloud - dispatch

To see a badger and a one eyed toad
they didn't say a word, they just looked at me
With that wise old look of the old, yeah

flying horses - dispatch

And if the hook sets in
The bottom of our lungs
We'll rip it out and
Lick the blood off with our tongues

this is not an exit - saves the day

I should've had my hammer and a few rusty spikes
to nail you on a wall and use bottles to catch your blood

as your ghost takes flight - saves the day

But even the most beautiful of all roses
Must someday crumble to dust and fade away.
It’s certain tragedy.

certain tragedy - saves the day

sorry theyre all just too good

Right you're richer, now weren't you happier when you were shit out of luck.
You've got so much that you've forgotten, it's more fun when you don't give a fuck.

Mighty Mighty Bosstones- Shit Out of Luck

"Its been awhile, but I can still see the way the candles light your face
Its been awhile , but I can still remember just the way you taste"

---Staind

Oz never did give nothin to the tin man
that he didn't, didn't already have

America - Tin Man


When I am king you will be first against the wall
with your opinion which is of no consequence at all

Radiohead - Paranoid Android

And every time she sneezes I believe it's love
and oh lord, I'm not ready for this sort of thing.

- Anna Begins, Counting Crows

^ Thats my favorite song off of that album.

Asta!!