05-01-2003, 08:42 PM | #41 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it? - Bloodhound Gang
Yes I know it's stupid, but I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it !
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05-01-2003, 09:54 PM | #43 (permalink) |
Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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Seeing Tool and my favorite Bloodhoung Gang song makes me feel faith in humanity again. For myself, I'll go with:
"And as the walls come down, and as I look in your eyes, my fear begins to fade, recalling all of the times I have died and will die. It's all right. I don't mind." Tool, H.
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05-03-2003, 01:27 PM | #47 (permalink) |
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Glassjaw wisdom...
"Suck on the end of this dick that cums lead" Glassjaw - Lovebites and Razorlines "You can lead a whore to water, and you can bet she'll drink and follow orders" Glassjaw - Pretty Lush "I like your pretty eyes better blackened, and my fists all fucking red" Glassjaw - Motel of the White Locust "We are OK, in a misguided sadist way, we are OK.... We are OK, in a disabled veteran way, we are OK..." Glassjaw - Convectuoso
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05-03-2003, 09:58 PM | #48 (permalink) |
I and I
Location: Stillwater, OK
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"They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me. I can't help it if I'm lucky." - Bob Dylan - Idiot Wind "Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God say, "No." Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin' you better run" Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?" God says, "Out on Highway 61." - Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited "I don't want nothing from anyone, ain't that much to take Wouldn't know the difference between a real blonde and a fake" - Bob Dylab - Highlands |
05-04-2003, 01:42 AM | #49 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Rupp Arena
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Some more for your enjoyment:
"There will come a time when time goes out the window" - John Frusciante - Going Inside "A throne from which i'm told all history does unfold It's made of wood and wire And my buddy is fire And god is never far away" - Johnny Cash - Mercy Seat "As my bones grew they did hurt They hurt really bad I tried hard to have a father But instead I had a dad" - Nirvana - Serve The Servants "The teacher stands in front of the class, the lesson plan he can't recall The students eyes don't precieve the lies bouncing off every fuckin wall His composure is well kept, I guess he fears playing the fool The complacent student sits and listens to that bullshit he learned in school" - Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back |
05-04-2003, 03:04 PM | #51 (permalink) |
Insane
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<i>Stroboscopic contorsion-assault. Lightbulb language translated into fits
Codes of tendon-flickers I can't grasp. Focus lost as I writhe and twitch Random beats of blinding shockwaves. Erratic suns that twist my eyes Flashes pounding at my thoughts as the intrinsic pains multiply.</i> <b>Meshuggah</b> - Spasm <i>My God's will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you.</i> <b>TOOL</b> - Opiate
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05-04-2003, 03:18 PM | #53 (permalink) |
Insane
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I'm starting to notice a lot of people liking GlassJAw.
Hells yes! <i>What causes my laughter at another's disaster? It's the bastard in me, you fucking whore.</i> <b>GlassJAw</b> - Lovebites and Razourlines
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05-04-2003, 04:06 PM | #54 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Indiana
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"So I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war,
If you can tell me something worth fighting for." From a Coldplay song, A Sudden Rush Of Blood To The Head. Not the best, I can never pick a best of anything, but I heard this the other day and really liked it. |
05-04-2003, 05:06 PM | #55 (permalink) |
Tilted
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BOLT THE CARBURETOR TO THE INTAKE MANIFOLD. 750 CFM IS GOLD. HOLLEY 750, MAN. I GOT THE ROCKIN' INTAKE SYSTEM, GOT THE GALAXIE THAT FLIES. HIGH PERFORMANCE, RACIN' CAM RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. 700 HORSES TEARIN' ASS ON DOWN THE ROAD.
Zeke - Holly 750 RUNNIN' SHINE - WELL NOW DOWN DEEP IN THE OZARKS MAN, THERE WERE I WAS BORN, MY GRANDFATHER OWNED A STILL AND RAISED A FIELD OF CORN. HE TOLD ME BOY, YOU GONNA CARRY ON THIS FAMILY TRADITION, THEN HE WILLED ME THE STILL PLUS ALL THE GUNS AND AMMUNITION. YOU BETTER START RUNNIN' WHEN THE BULLETS START TO FLY. YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND YOU FACE FLASH IN THE SKY. I'M RUNNIN' SHINE. MY GRANDFATHER TAUGHT ME ALL THE SECRETS OF THE TRADE, HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRINK AND SELL THE BEST OF WHAT I MADE. HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO UTILIZE THE GUNS AND AMMUNTION AND HE ATAUGHT ME HOW TO DEAL WITH THOSE WHO ENVIED MY POSITION. ONE DAY SHERIFF GERALD COLTRANE CAME A KNOCKIN' AT MY DOOR, HE TOLD ME YOU WON'T BE MAKIN' THAT CORN LIQUOR NO MORE. I FINALLY GOT TO UTILIZE THE GUNS AND AMMUNITION AND I FINALLY GOT TO DEAL WITH WHOSE WHO ENVIED MY POSITION. |
05-04-2003, 07:54 PM | #56 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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great lines from obscure songs/artists
from a 70s band called The Godz (the hard rock/heavy metal Godz, not the psychadelic/whatever band from the late 60s)
song called Snakin', about an untrustworthy woman: "The head that I been gettin' ain't worth the bitchin' that I take." whats your fave?
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05-04-2003, 08:10 PM | #57 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: O-H-I-O
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"Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes" - Tool, Ænema ...good call, Krycheck. "I don't gamble, but I bet... I'm gonna die if I don't get a cigarette." - Sublime, Lets Go Get Stoned "No escape from the mass mind rape" - Rage Against the Machine, Bullet in the Head I could spend all night doing this...but these are some that stand out immediatly.
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05-05-2003, 12:01 PM | #58 (permalink) |
Intently Rocking
Location: Davey's
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gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love
-"Screenwriters Blues" Soul Coughing Mid-level manager, says he heard about Some mulatto girl, shot him in the mouth And left him a hotel near the mid-south offices He worked in distribution, regional vice-president -"Collapse" Soul Coughing Brooklyn like a sea in the asphalt stalks Push out dead air from a parking garage Where you stand with the keys and your cool hat of silence Where you grip her love like a driver's liscense - "True Dreams of Witchita" Soul Coughing You rang the eskimo to meet you at the station Oh he's like milk to you half swedish and half asian - "St. Louise is Listening" Soul Coughing
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05-05-2003, 12:59 PM | #59 (permalink) |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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I wanna grow together,
Let's let our love unfurl. --Eminem "Superman" This is just so cheesy it always makes me laugh to hear it coming out of Eminem's mouth. Ther'es no denying Eminem is the man.
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05-06-2003, 02:55 AM | #65 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Philly
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Couple o' favs....
"Middle finger is the flag that I wave when I'm silenced" Mudvayne "I've got nothing to do but hang around and get fucked up on you" and "Your ass, like Jesus' feet... worth kissing" Therapy "I've got machine guns and yes they're lots of fun I'ver got some bullets and I'm mowing everybody down" and "The devil lives in Rome, the devil clothed in robes" Nothingface one last one... "I am become the breath of god I am the son You pray to rise. I am the shackle To hold you under I am the crutch To guard the lies." that would be the incomperable and not yet famous me.
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05-06-2003, 07:31 AM | #66 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Boston
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all the rusted signs we ignore throughout our lives
choosing the shiny ones instead - Pearl Jam (Thumbing My Way)
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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox |
05-06-2003, 07:33 AM | #67 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Boston
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The Polls close like caskets
& Sheep tremble and here come the votes Rage Against the Machine
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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox |
05-06-2003, 06:55 PM | #68 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Milwaukee
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I never knew a rubber doll could be so hard to please
Dinosaur Jr. - Severed Lips And I'm certain if I drive into those trees It'll make less of a mess than you made of me. Rainer Maria - Broken Radio My love song sucked, yours made me cry. HUM - Scraper Put this benzene ring around your finger. HUM - The Scientists If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man. Tom Waits - Misery's the River of the World We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves. Modest Mouse - Dramamine I saw an astronomer break down on CNN. He said, "I'm a scientist not a fucking clergy man." Dismemberment Plan - 8 1/2 Minutes |
05-07-2003, 09:03 AM | #70 (permalink) |
Stereophonic
Location: Chitown!!
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"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers" - Marilyn Manson
"If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend" - Stone Temple Pilots
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05-07-2003, 11:31 AM | #71 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Boston
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you have always told me you'd
not live past 25 I say stay long enough to repay all who caused strife Alice in Chains
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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox |
05-07-2003, 08:40 PM | #72 (permalink) |
disconnected
Location: ignoreland
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Ween got hired to make a song for the Pizza Hut "Insider" pizza, where there is cheese inside the crust. Lyrics...
"Where'd the cheese go? I don't know! Where'd the cheese go? I don't know!" Pizza Hut didn't like it, and wanted Ween to remake the song. Ween was getting tired of Pizza Hut by this time, so they changed the lyrics to... "Bitch, where's the mutherfuckin' cheese go at? I don't know." Needless to say, Pizza Hut learned that they are not "hip" enough for Ween. I think you can still hear both versions on their website. The lyrics are dumb, but it's so catchy its scary. |
05-08-2003, 09:00 AM | #74 (permalink) |
The sky calls to us ...
Super Moderator
Location: CT
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Don't open your eyes
you won't like what you see The devils of truth steal the souls of the free Don't open your eyes take it from me I have found You can find happiness in slavery --NIN - Happiness in Slavery God money I'll do anything for you God money just tell me what you want me to God money nail me up against the wall God money don't want everything he wants it all --NIN - Head Like a Hole [no idea how I managed to mislabel that one the first time] I'm just an effigy to be disgraced To be defaced Your need for me has been replaced And if I can't have everything well then just give me a taste --NIN - Sin I put my faith in god and my trust in you Now there's nothing more fucked up I could do --NIN - Wish When figures from the past stand tall And mocking voices ring the hall Imperialistic house of prayer Conquistadors who took their share --NIN - Dead Souls Probably the most famous of all Nine Inch Nails lyrics, I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god --NIN - Closer She eyes me like a Pisces when, I am weak, I’ve been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks. I’ve been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap, I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black... --Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box Johnny's in America, Johnny looks up at the stars Johnny combs his hair and Johnny wants pussy and cars --David Bowie & Trent Reznor - I'm Afraid of Americans To end it on a lighter note, here's a quote form David Allen Coe's "Fuckin' in the Butt" Baby, won't you give me some head? Baby, won't you give me some head? Baby, won't you give me some head? Baby, won't you give me some head? Base 2 (Formerly Sci-fi Lullaby) are not very well known or mainstream, but they're touring Europe now. From "The Pavement" I see you frozen In the back of your intentions. And someone stole the bread, For the sandwich in my head. Last edited by MSD; 11-11-2003 at 03:47 PM.. |
05-08-2003, 11:36 AM | #75 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Ecosse.
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The truth is,
You could slit my throat, and in my one last gasping breath i'd apologise for bleeding on your shirt. Taking Back Sunday - You Know How I Do. Beautiful - shame about the tour cancellation and possible split :0
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05-08-2003, 04:36 PM | #77 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Baltimore MD
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The Normals:
"You were standing in my doorway as the seconds raced the snails" great metaphor, other pieces of note... "so this is growing up to find the things you weren't old enough to know are the things you never wanted as another pretty girl falls for another dirty lie Innocence, we never got to say goodbye..." Pedro the Lion: Penetration, the whole freakin song is good "Have you ever seen an idealist with gray hairs on his head? Or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends? You only think you did, and I could've sworn I saw it too But as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes And we're so sorry sir, but you did not quite make the cut this time And we'd appreciate it if you cleared your stuff all out by five Don't take it personal, everyone knows you did your best If it makes it easier you should look at it from our perspective Cause if it isn't making dollars Then it isn't making sense If you aren't a moving unit Then you're not worth the expense If you really want to make it You had best remember this: If it isn't penetration Then it isn't worth a kiss"
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05-08-2003, 04:41 PM | #78 (permalink) |
Upright
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Jerry spent some time in Michigan
A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine Jerry only stayed a couple months It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass Asphyxiation is simple and fast It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch thats from NoFX's the decline |
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