Metallica sues over use of the E and F chord - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

h2ogo69 · 07-25-2003, 05:56 AM

what fucking assholes theres 12 notes on each string an althoi dnt know how many chords... i know that a persons hand can only stretch far enough... so of course pplare gonna use the same fucking chords from time to time... in fact metallica is an unorigional uninventive band imo... i think hammit isthe only thig that makes them sound different

zenmaster10665 · 07-25-2003, 05:59 AM

hammit? Did you mean Hamm-er? as in M.C.?

Please hammit, don't hurt 'em!

geodaro · 07-25-2003, 06:31 AM

What a bunch of overrated, overhyped, undertalented ass-clowns. Even though it's a hoax, I wouldn't put it passed that squirrel-pimp drummer of theirs. He needs to practice more and stop sniveling. Their new album sucks bad too! Even the rating agree. One word sums up this "band" - CRAP!

girlsnotgrey · 07-26-2003, 05:54 PM

lol duh they didnt sue, this was a satire made on fark just to see what reaction people would give, if you look at the html it is obvious it doesnt take you to the mtv or metallica site, i even fell for it though. BUt anyway
METALLICA SUCKS

90degree · 07-26-2003, 06:01 PM

lars the best drum player.. damn u dont listen to much good new heavy metal my friend..

go get yourself some OPETH.. or NEVERMORE.. or .. SYL.. dude.. GENE HOGLAN OWNS LARS...

hehe.. I did at one time enjoy metallica though.

girlsnotgrey · 07-26-2003, 06:04 PM

Im not agains heavy metal is just that i dont like metallica the people. I mean its sad when you can get people to believe they sued over somthing liek that its crazy

castex · 07-27-2003, 04:52 AM

It's always a mistake to learn to play the drums if you want all the attention for yourself. I saw a video of Metallica just recently and Lars just couldn't sit still for a minute without getting up and making a bit of arse of himself, frankly. I'd advise him to do a Phil Collins - lots of crooning albums about the homeless, losing in love, etc, for the housewives, link up with Phil Bailey and kick his guest drummer off his stool whenever he feels like it on tour.

floonine · 11-08-2003, 10:30 AM

I didn't think it was real, but MAN OH MAN that would be funny as hell on a triscuit.

Mr.Deflok · 11-08-2003, 11:58 AM

Ah, the laughing stock that is Metallica...

Esoteric · 11-08-2003, 12:37 PM

Although this was a joke I wouldn't doubt it if something along the lines of this really did happen.

jujueye · 11-10-2003, 03:40 PM

Holy crap. I can't believe anybody believed this. HAHAHA. Geez you guys, come on! Very silly. The fact that it made snopes is incredible.

07-25-2003, 05:59 AM	#42 (permalink)
zenmaster10665 Bokonist Location: Location, Location, Location...	hammit? Did you mean Hamm-er? as in M.C.? Please hammit, don't hurt 'em! __________________ "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." -Kurt Vonnegut

07-27-2003, 04:52 AM	#47 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	It's always a mistake to learn to play the drums if you want all the attention for yourself. I saw a video of Metallica just recently and Lars just couldn't sit still for a minute without getting up and making a bit of arse of himself, frankly. I'd advise him to do a Phil Collins - lots of crooning albums about the homeless, losing in love, etc, for the housewives, link up with Phil Bailey and kick his guest drummer off his stool whenever he feels like it on tour. Last edited by castex; 07-27-2003 at 04:58 AM..

11-08-2003, 10:30 AM	#48 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	I didn't think it was real, but MAN OH MAN that would be funny as hell on a triscuit. __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

11-08-2003, 12:37 PM	#50 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Although this was a joke I wouldn't doubt it if something along the lines of this really did happen. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

07-25-2003, 05:56 AM	#41 (permalink)
h2ogo69 Banned	what fucking assholes theres 12 notes on each string an althoi dnt know how many chords... i know that a persons hand can only stretch far enough... so of course pplare gonna use the same fucking chords from time to time... in fact metallica is an unorigional uninventive band imo... i think hammit isthe only thig that makes them sound different

07-25-2003, 06:31 AM	#43 (permalink)
geodaro Psycho	What a bunch of overrated, overhyped, undertalented ass-clowns. Even though it's a hoax, I wouldn't put it passed that squirrel-pimp drummer of theirs. He needs to practice more and stop sniveling. Their new album sucks bad too! Even the rating agree. One word sums up this "band" - CRAP!

07-26-2003, 05:54 PM	#44 (permalink)
girlsnotgrey Upright Location: k	lol duh they didnt sue, this was a satire made on fark just to see what reaction people would give, if you look at the html it is obvious it doesnt take you to the mtv or metallica site, i even fell for it though. BUt anyway METALLICA SUCKS

07-26-2003, 06:01 PM	#45 (permalink)
90degree Insane	lars the best drum player.. damn u dont listen to much good new heavy metal my friend.. go get yourself some OPETH.. or NEVERMORE.. or .. SYL.. dude.. GENE HOGLAN OWNS LARS... hehe.. I did at one time enjoy metallica though.

07-26-2003, 06:04 PM	#46 (permalink)
girlsnotgrey Upright Location: k	Im not agains heavy metal is just that i dont like metallica the people. I mean its sad when you can get people to believe they sued over somthing liek that its crazy

11-08-2003, 11:58 AM	#49 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Ah, the laughing stock that is Metallica...

11-10-2003, 03:40 PM	#51 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	Holy crap. I can't believe anybody believed this. HAHAHA. Geez you guys, come on! Very silly. The fact that it made snopes is incredible.