music humor
music jokes
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how do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?
the knocking speeds up. |
I'd rather have tulips on my organ rather than roses on my piano
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how many lead guitarist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 to screw in the light bulb and 10 to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better |
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What has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leppard. |
How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. At all. Not one. Lazy bastards. :D (lead singer: "Hey, dude, can I borrow a cigarette?) |
Q: How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?
A: Pay for the pizza. Q: How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune? A: Shoot one. Q: What's an oboe good for? A: Lighting a basoon on fire. Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one. They hold it in place and the world revolves around them. Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test? A: Drool. |
what do eric clapton and black coffee have in common???
they both suck without cream |
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