music humor
 

music jokes

how do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?



the knocking speeds up.

I'd rather have tulips on my organ rather than roses on my piano

how many lead guitarist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to screw in the light bulb and 10 to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better

Actually that should go 5 to stand around talking about how they could do it fasterand more precise and 5 talking about how they could've done it with more feeling.

What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?



None. At all. Not one. Lazy bastards. :D

(lead singer: "Hey, dude, can I borrow a cigarette?)

Q: How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune?
A: Shoot one.

Q: What's an oboe good for?
A: Lighting a basoon on fire.

Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. They hold it in place and the world revolves around them.

Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

what do eric clapton and black coffee have in common???




they both suck without cream