oliver9184

It's not music I favour anymore but I used to like it quite a lot. Watching Office Space the other day and hearing Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta by Geto Boys reminded me of how funny the lyrics are:

And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast

...Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts...

My favourite is this one from Ice-T's Valuable Game:

I'm paid; I don't need rap no more, fool, I'm making movies

I think 2Pac had some brilliant ones too but I'm struggling to remember them now.

StellaLuna

Dude. Here. Go here: Snacks and Shit. It's hilarious.

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Screw tradition!

Plan9

Mystikal. "Shake your ass, watch yourself." It's the most amusing song to sing in a group while thoroughly sloshinated.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

boink

"What they eat don't make us shit". R Kelly.

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when you believe in things that you don't understand, then you suffer. Superstition ain't the way.

Manic_Skafe

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"Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian

Titan_Uranus

Anything by the Pharcyde.