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Hanxter · 06-04-2003, 07:49 AM

Lil' Kim's act a bust at concert

by Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa
Wednesday, June 4, 2003

Raucous rapper Lil' Kim couldn't keep it together at JAM'N 94.5's Summer Jam the other night after the double-sided tape holstering her humongous fake front-end failed and she treated the Tweeter Center peeps to an impromptu peep show!

Kimmie, who has a rep for revealing too much skin, hit the stage wearing a leather vest over her skimpy costume.

But the minute she whipped off her vest, her Notorious B.I.G. breasts busted free!

``She had like `suspenders' attached to this little skirt that was about the size of a napkin,'' said Someone Who Was There.

``But she continued her half-hour set without covering up.''

Why are we not surprised? Frankly, the fact that Lil' Kim made the effort to use double-sided tape to prevent a public airing of her assets is amazing to us!

During Lil' Kim's on-stage Foxy Lady audition, Tweeter Center camera operators were told by management to pan the crowd.

Because, you know, a Lil' Lil' Kim went a looooong way on those not-so-Lil' Jumbotrons!

Now we're told that some peeved parents at the scene rang up Mansfield's finest on their cellphones to complain.

But our new best friend, Mansfield police Chief Arthur O'Neil, said he wasn't aware of any parental outrage.

``I'm going to have a boob of a summer, aren't I?'' lamented the chief.

Pyrate · 06-04-2003, 07:54 AM

Lil Kim is a scarrry woman. If she is one. I think she's the halfway evolution between human female and perfectly functional artificial body..

RAMONES!!! · 06-04-2003, 11:35 AM

i think its funny and cool. but when i read the headline i thought that her boob blew up....

y2ktenchi · 06-04-2003, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by RAMONES!!!
i think its funny and cool. but when i read the headline i thought that her boob blew up....

Ha ha! Me, too!

That latest single, "The Jump Off", is catchy as hell, too.

Magpie0001 · 06-05-2003, 08:01 AM

Well I finally know... She has nipples!
Really, Who gives a fuck??

Doos · 06-05-2003, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by y2ktenchi
Ha ha! Me, too!

That latest single, "The Jump Off", is catchy as hell, too.

Timbaland is the man

evo_schen · 06-25-2003, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Doos
Timbaland is the man

word

YourNeverThere · 06-25-2003, 10:54 PM

ya i thought you meant her tits blew up as well

Optimus80 · 06-26-2003, 12:12 AM

So I guess the sweat kind of negates the double sided tape

splanker · 06-26-2003, 01:11 AM

Next Stop: Hustler

NeverBorn · 06-26-2003, 08:32 PM

She shoulda used duct tape..

terrain_racer · 06-27-2003, 09:01 AM

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Now we're told that some peeved parents at the scene rang up Mansfield's finest on their cellphones to complain.

Have these same parents bothered to listen to the lyrics of some of the Lil Kim songs? If they were so worried about their precious children they wouldn't have even been at the show. I find it totally hypocritical that they have no problem with their kids listening to every bad word there is but freak out when it comes to seeing half a naked woman.

Zoom · 06-27-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by terrain_racer
Have these same parents bothered to listen to the lyrics of some of the Lil Kim songs? If they were so worried about their precious children they wouldn't have even been at the show. I find it totally hypocritical that they have no problem with their kids listening to every bad word there is but freak out when it comes to seeing half a naked woman.

sound like the parents of some white kids out there

viveleroi0 · 06-27-2003, 01:02 PM

lol, cool

Bobaphat · 06-27-2003, 02:40 PM

I was hoping her boob blew up... what a disappointment!

apetaster · 06-29-2003, 05:54 PM

Heh. I live in the town where this happened, and it turns out that the local 'small town rag' is reporting that one of the town selectmen was at the show and confirmed that it was an accident, and the chief of police is stating the same, but some of the local government wants to ban her from the venue (Tweeter Center) forever. Little boobie causes small-town uproar indeed.

Chupathingy · 08-30-2003, 12:46 PM

That's not a good pict here's a better one!!

and

There you go

K-Wise · 08-30-2003, 01:00 PM

Asta!!

mister_me · 09-11-2003, 09:18 AM

That's funny. I heard she was once a prostitute.

Magpie0001 · 09-11-2003, 09:43 AM

Do people really think she is hot? Shes a skank!

Not in a house & not with a mouse,
I do not like her sam-I-am.

JohnnyRock · 09-11-2003, 09:50 AM

she is a dirty girl...I like that!

K-Wise · 09-11-2003, 02:45 PM

She's nasty n some guys like that. For most guys (though they don't think she's the most beautiful woman in the world) if they were placed in a situation where say she suggestivley began rubbing their crotch, they wouldn't be able to stop her and just let her have them right there. I know I would.

Asta!!

meff · 09-11-2003, 04:19 PM

She scares me.

Just read the lyrics to 'Magic Stick' *shudder*

Keep her farrrr away from me!
I hate most of her rap anywho.

wannabenakid247 · 09-12-2003, 08:26 AM

Thats wicked! good picture and a good story. Im glad her boobs didnt blow up lol.

Mr.Deflok · 09-12-2003, 01:28 PM

I hope she needs therapy, then again, a slut like that has nothing to be embarassed about.

bundy · 09-13-2003, 04:38 AM

well, seriously, its hardly like shes left anything to the imagination before.
this was just the next logical step in the evolution of her career.

honestly, i was thinking (maybe even hoping) the same as most people here... that her boobie had actually exploded.

hu-man · 09-13-2003, 05:23 AM

Nice boobies.

stldickie · 09-13-2003, 08:46 AM

If the music thing doesn't work out, there may be a future in table dancing for her

06-04-2003, 07:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Lil' Kim Busts a Boobie Lil' Kim's act a bust at concert by Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa Wednesday, June 4, 2003 Raucous rapper Lil' Kim couldn't keep it together at JAM'N 94.5's Summer Jam the other night after the double-sided tape holstering her humongous fake front-end failed and she treated the Tweeter Center peeps to an impromptu peep show! Kimmie, who has a rep for revealing too much skin, hit the stage wearing a leather vest over her skimpy costume. But the minute she whipped off her vest, her Notorious B.I.G. breasts busted free! ``She had like `suspenders' attached to this little skirt that was about the size of a napkin,'' said Someone Who Was There. ``But she continued her half-hour set without covering up.'' Why are we not surprised? Frankly, the fact that Lil' Kim made the effort to use double-sided tape to prevent a public airing of her assets is amazing to us! During Lil' Kim's on-stage Foxy Lady audition, Tweeter Center camera operators were told by management to pan the crowd. Because, you know, a Lil' Lil' Kim went a looooong way on those not-so-Lil' Jumbotrons! Now we're told that some peeved parents at the scene rang up Mansfield's finest on their cellphones to complain. But our new best friend, Mansfield police Chief Arthur O'Neil, said he wasn't aware of any parental outrage. ``I'm going to have a boob of a summer, aren't I?'' lamented the chief.

06-04-2003, 07:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Lil Kim is a scarrry woman. If she is one. I think she's the halfway evolution between human female and perfectly functional artificial body.. __________________ ?

06-04-2003, 11:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	i think its funny and cool. but when i read the headline i thought that her boob blew up.... __________________ Come on

06-05-2003, 08:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	Well I finally know... She has nipples! Really, Who gives a fuck?? __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

06-25-2003, 10:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	ya i thought you meant her tits blew up as well __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

06-26-2003, 12:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
Optimus80 Upright Location: BC, Canada	So I guess the sweat kind of negates the double sided tape

06-26-2003, 01:11 AM	#10 (permalink)
splanker Upright	Next Stop: Hustler

06-26-2003, 08:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
NeverBorn I'm a pepper bitch..	She shoulda used duct tape..

06-27-2003, 01:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	lol, cool __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-27-2003, 02:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	I was hoping her boob blew up... what a disappointment! __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

06-29-2003, 05:54 PM	#16 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	Heh. I live in the town where this happened, and it turns out that the local 'small town rag' is reporting that one of the town selectmen was at the show and confirmed that it was an accident, and the chief of police is stating the same, but some of the local government wants to ban her from the venue (Tweeter Center) forever. Little boobie causes small-town uproar indeed.

08-30-2003, 12:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
Chupathingy Upright	That's not a good pict here's a better one!! and There you go __________________ I all the booobiieess in the world!

08-30-2003, 01:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

09-11-2003, 09:18 AM	#19 (permalink)
mister_me Upright	That's funny. I heard she was once a prostitute.

09-11-2003, 09:43 AM	#20 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	Do people really think she is hot? Shes a skank! Not in a house & not with a mouse, I do not like her sam-I-am. __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

09-11-2003, 09:50 AM	#21 (permalink)
JohnnyRock Addict Location: Taxachussetts	she is a dirty girl...I like that! __________________ Not only do I not know the answer...I don't even know what the question is!!!

09-11-2003, 02:45 PM	#22 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	She's nasty n some guys like that. For most guys (though they don't think she's the most beautiful woman in the world) if they were placed in a situation where say she suggestivley began rubbing their crotch, they wouldn't be able to stop her and just let her have them right there. I know I would. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

09-11-2003, 04:19 PM	#23 (permalink)
meff Vanishing, like I do.. Location: Austin, TX	She scares me. Just read the lyrics to 'Magic Stick' shudder Keep her farrrr away from me! I hate most of her rap anywho. __________________ Toy-like people make me boy-like.

09-12-2003, 08:26 AM	#24 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	Thats wicked! good picture and a good story. Im glad her boobs didnt blow up lol.

09-12-2003, 01:28 PM	#25 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	I hope she needs therapy, then again, a slut like that has nothing to be embarassed about.

09-13-2003, 04:38 AM	#26 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	well, seriously, its hardly like shes left anything to the imagination before. this was just the next logical step in the evolution of her career. honestly, i was thinking (maybe even hoping) the same as most people here... that her boobie had actually exploded. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-13-2003, 05:23 AM	#27 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	Nice boobies.

09-13-2003, 08:46 AM	#28 (permalink)
stldickie Addict	If the music thing doesn't work out, there may be a future in table dancing for her