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Cynthetiq · 06-01-2008, 09:53 AM

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Why Our Ass Will Never Be Even A Stone's Jump Away From Rallying
The preceding video of Marcus Gr nholm and Timo Rautiainen is from (we think) 2005 — it was certainly not from this year, as the Michael Schumacher-esque Gr nholm is on film racing for Peugeot (obvs it occurs before this year when he and his rockin' co-driver, Timo, switched over to Ford Racing). Any sport where one of the potential dangers to a co-driver is explained by the driver taking his fist and shoving it through a hand clenched in an asshole-like circle — that's a sport that scares us. Full translation from the Finnish below the jump.

Timo:ooooh
Marcus:What?

T:ooooooh

M:What happened?

T:Something came through to my ass...Oooh, damn!

M:Did it really hurt? What happened?

T: Something came through the floor

M: Do I have to stop?

T: No

okay... I have hit some big bumps and bottomed out in cars before... but never have I had somethign jump up and hit my ass, especially with that description at the end of the vid.

Bear Cub · 06-01-2008, 09:58 AM

Try losing a driveshaft with no safety loop!

Ilow · 06-01-2008, 03:12 PM

damn that is funny.

BadNick · 06-01-2008, 07:36 PM

priceless...that's great. I'd call it his blunt Scandinavian humor, but I don't think he was even joking about it.

Ilow · 06-01-2008, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BadNick

priceless...that's great. I'd call it his blunt Scandinavian humor, but I don't think he was even joking about it.

I thought Scandanavian humor was an oxymoron?

lotsofmagnets · 06-02-2008, 02:12 AM

the fist and the concerned expression at the end was WAAY tmi

Martian · 06-02-2008, 02:52 AM

"Up into ass of Timo!"

This, boys and girls, is one of the many perils of racing on tractor ruts.

06-01-2008, 09:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Try losing a driveshaft with no safety loop! __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

06-01-2008, 03:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	damn that is funny. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

06-02-2008, 02:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
lotsofmagnets Upright Location: reykjavík, iceland	the fist and the concerned expression at the end was WAAY tmi __________________ mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

06-02-2008, 02:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	"Up into ass of Timo!" This, boys and girls, is one of the many perils of racing on tractor ruts. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

06-01-2008, 07:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	priceless...that's great. I'd call it his blunt Scandinavian humor, but I don't think he was even joking about it.